>Be me >Be virgin >Start getting Veeky Forums >Have a big university event >Jerk off right before >get a girl back home for reasons unrelated to being Veeky Forums >Do the ol lickeroo, etc >Can't get it up >She's ok with it, yknow, it happens >A couple hours later, she tries again >Do the in and out with a condom, can't even tell if I'm hard >Don't enjoy the sex at all, don't cum >I can't go to sleep either because I had too many first sips of the day >Typing this with her literally in bed next to me
Owen Taylor
check your hormone levels
Jayden Campbell
>Jerk off right before That may have effected it. Try going to the bathroom and beat off for a couple minutes to see if you can get hard again.
Grayson Flores
stop watching porn
Jeremiah Murphy
Do you do this at the doctor's or what? It's 7am and she's sleeping now
Leo Adams
Seriously considering nofap right now
Andrew Johnson
Pics or it didn't happen
Jaxson Fisher
stop jerking off cold turkey and it'll work eventually
Cooper Nelson
I would but the room is pitch black and the flash would wake her up
Isaac Hall
try a lubcricated condom and try having her be gentle and massage you and shit
also, if even if it doesn't feel good physically, just try to enjoy the fact that your penis is sort of in her vagina
i mean, you've got to
Charles Cooper
>be me as college freshman >used to work at UPS >just got off seven hour shift, mentally and physically exhausted >black coworker wants to smoke with >first time I ever smoked >high as shit cuz I went too hard >later on that night, feeling horny >been talking to this one on girl on tinder (this was like two years ago) >decide to drive to her place >we hook up in my mom's suv >cant get it up all the way because of the weed+exhaustion combo >she ends up blowing me for thirty minutes while I zoned the fuck off >she asks if it feels good >I just say "what"
and then I dropped her off back at her place and blocked her from snapchat the next day
Jeremiah Ortiz
I think this is my calling that women are a meme and I should just become a math monk after all
James Ward
>Stories that never happened >Random frog garbage posting >Non fitness thread
Saged, repoted :)
Leo King
do not lose hope user, it's just that actually having sex is weird, tricky, intimidating, obtuse, etc., unless you're very lucky, see it as working toward something
Tyler Thomas
>we hook up in my mom's suv
what
Henry Walker
it was like 3am and I didn't want to bang in her house so we just parked my mom's suv somewhere
Brody Cook
i guess thats one way to go
how does no one see you fucking if its in a car though
Grayson Allen
idk but I got away with it that time. A few weeks later I got caught having sex in my sister's car by some elderly fisherman
Jaxson Nguyen
did he say noice?
Elijah Bennett
Are you stupid, obviously this happened bc u fapped lol. the body takes time to produce semen, it can't just get horny and revved all the way up on command. and you're on Veeky Forums, i assume you fap very regularly. try not fapping for a week or so if you can actually handle abstaining. literally do it. there's no reason not to try it. I am telling you that abstaining from fapping will cure your problem sooner or later. this sort of prime-of-your-life sexual impotence isn't just a joke or a ruse, it's something you made for yourself by fapping regularly and without considering the implications.
im being really harsh bc i myself had this happen to me with a girl that was absolutely PERFECT--im not gonna blog about it but long story short i literally went soft right as i tried to increase the rhythm while we were fucking. it was horrifying and it ended up being my only chance to be with her.
you can also buy supplements designed for older men. i don't mean viagra but just nutrient pills, sort of like vitamins. they're a fucking overpriced ripoff but u do what u can, and they probably do *something*. you can also eat more ginger. i'm chinese and the "spiciness" of ginger is considered to be very, very 阳.
Gabriel Hall
>dick is fucked due to death grip, circumicision, cutting for 3 months straight, too many first sips >fucking big beautiful 21 year old Latina hourglass perfectly smooth gigantic juicy ass >she's ramming her ass into my sick, sucking me off, depth roaring, drooling everywhere, licking my balls >feeling nothing >1 hour later both drenched in sweat >explain to her that sometimes, I just can't cum >extremely awakrd, feel dead inside >but the thought of dat first sip tomorrow morning hngggg
Mason Hall
sex wearing a condom really sucks, my first time was equally disappointing. gf her and switch to raw sex, it's way better
seriously don't get guys who hook up with a lot of girls. presumably they just have really sensitive dicks, or are really into listening club sluts drone on about netflix
Kayden King
I fucking wish, it was really weird >pick up this one chick on christmas eve >go to a fishing spot me and my buddies go to thats kind of out of the way >figure no one would show up since it was mid forties and christmas eve >flaunting this thot right in the pussy >going hard so I don't know whats happening around me >look up for a second >this car pulls up literally right next to us >looks in the window >lights up a cigarette and walks away
At least I got off that time. The girl asked what was happening and I just told her it was a bird.
Ryan Parker
>i just told her it was a bird fucking smart
William Wilson
Don't worry too much OP. It's probably a mental block more than a physical problem. At least that's been my experience a couple times.
You're kinda nervous so you're not hard initially, then she's expecting you to be and the downward feedback loop starts. Also I need a sense of control, which can be difficult with someone new.
David Price
Exact same thing happened to me freshman year. I just told her I'd jerked off and needed some more time. She followed up a few days later. So I explained the problem truthfully (which turned out to be no big deal) and ended up getting round two (she swallowed).
Don't just stop jerking off. These people are morons. Also virgins. Just don't jerk off at inopportune times.
Also keep sipping, sipbro.
Hudson Anderson
And it's this guy again
Dylan Anderson
>chinese >fucking
Jaxon Clark
I used to think the same, even after I creampied a girl raw. I didnt enjoy sex until the 8th girl I fucked and i was using a condom too. Just get into a rhythm and dont switch positions if you feel good. Also its ok to jack yourself off to get hard dont get embarrassed, once youre in youll probably keep your erection. Also you dont need to do no fap but if you think youre gonna bang just try not to fap that day