Why do Chads all have that same super healthy look despite eating like shit and sleeping 4 hours a day?

nice

PERFECT genetics

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Master Fedora, teach me

these are not chads.

I look like the right guy and always thought I am ugly, although einen liked me

Testosterone is magical.

Basically the same reason similar chemicals turned a skinny brown nerd into pic related, except we produce it naturally.

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Well that's what you get for going into axe wounds, what you need is a loving bf who can lift more than you That's the secret of happenis

anyone have the SS edit?

same 2bh

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The guy that makes those is superiorly buttblasted. That, or he's just making them for a laugh.

But having an axe wound is manly, instead of gay swords.

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That health report.

Genetical superiority. They are the true Übermensch.
They are always emotionally healthy and look great even if they just partied for 48 hours straight. They take what they want and people let them, because people either love them or fear them.
The energy Chads radiate make lesser men despair and gay men + women weak in the knees.
You can train your ass off, but you will never get Chads natural masculinity. Chad doesn't even need to train actually, his masculine face is more than enough.

It hurts, it hurts so much.

>tfw dad is a Chad and I'm just an average looking disappointment

this

also, a lot of guys actually work out the best angles and facial expressions that work for them, in the same way girls do

it's the test

*doesnt teleport anywhere* whatever you say fag *pulls out a gun and shoots the fag* lmao nice sword bro

This explains a lot
>pic related

>U
wtf why would you post gore. damn dude delete this spooked me good

If you'd ever actually spent time around people like this then you'd know how unbelievably vain they actually are. They do absolutely everything they can to look like this. Makeup, botox, moisturiser, fake tan, gym, diet, spend $1000s on clothes, hair cut and eyebrows styled on a weekly basis.

Really they're just very rich people who are good looking. Don't kid yourself though, they spend a huge amount of time obsessing over their looks.

you must be so intelligent user, tell me more about your superior intelligence

>dad is chad as fuck
>mum amateur model when young
>im 4/10

>tfw only thing keeping me from chad-mode is my genetically fucked up teeth

Haha jokes on you !

My parents are like 5 and 7/10, and i'm a 3.

You are the disappointment lads !

>tfw almost chad but have a single flaw.

ONE.
TESTICLE.

GODDAMNIT.

I'm 6'1", above average build and a great face, but a three inch dick and one ball. And no facial hair.

The last time I want for a checkup the doc said my test was at about 75% the normal, which means my single ball is responsible for 150% of the regular test production.

reeeeeeee

>three inch dick

I assume you're a virgin but will you ever try to have sex with a woman or are you to scared to be humiliated?

huhhh.... really makes you think......

I don;t think it's three inches, I measured it once and then chickened out.

I can wrap my hand around it, but my fingers are far from the base of the palm.

And yeah, I don't have sex becuase I;m scard some one is going to get me arrested or something for not having another ball.

see, the
>one ball
phrasing is comic genius, but the fact that it's a super ball is what sent me into hysterics

You should know that I'm not kidding, I literally have one ball. I had my second one for a couple of months of my life but then it never descended so I had to undergo surgery as a toddler.

not the guy you're replying to but this is not that shocking, this is not that uncommon.

I know mate. That you're frank about it is just so damn funny. I mean, the sense of humour needed to deal with a problem like that comes from a certain breed of battler; the kind of man that you can sit down and shoot the shit with for days at a time.

t b h most of the chads tend to have really healthy lifestyles.

you realise drinking alcohol 2 nights a week doesn't cancel out 5 days of clean n healthy eating + exercise, right?

If I had one ball & I'd scare the shit out of lays IT WAS THERE WHEN WE STARTED!!

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>not just having a ping pong ball inserted to your ballsack as a back-up nut

What hobbies does Chad have? What makes him so interesting apart from his looks?

You could just get a prosthetic ball put in to even out your sac

This literally!

GENETICS >>>>> EVERYTHING ELSE!

That's why you're BALDING in your 20's while Chad still can grow a lions mane in his 40's!

Protipp:
Google ANROLD SCHWARZENEGGERS CHILDREN! Best example of genetics working and failing!

Don't have money for vanity.

except it does i never drink you fucking retard

>Arnold
>genetics

The biggest thing that gave him his body was being saturated with steroids. That and working out hard.
I wouldn't consider Arnie a particular wonder of genetics, but his career is truly remarkable.

>The biggest thing that gave him his body was being saturated with steroids
Combined with his god like genetics!

>posting a bunch of gay porn stars who do nothing but lift all day
Seriously it's like you don't even watch the videos.

he looked better at 16 than you will ever do in your entire life

Why so defensive, though? Because I admire the man and not his body? Muscles are nothing without a mind directing them. If Arnold just looked good, then he'd end up as one of many bodybuilders of his time.

He was on LOADS OF GEAR at age 16, you delusional faggot.

this is Arnold at 16 years old doing his first show after escaping the military after 6 month where he only did bodyweight exercises at night having newer been in a gym his life

Because you're a fuckwit.

They spend a lot of time and effort looking like this.

Unless you're deformed you can do this too. But you're lazy, and weak. And like most of the faggots in this thread you blame "muh geneticz" thereby giving you an excuse.

In reality you're no different to a landwhale saying "it's glandular".

They just make you believe they eat like shit and sleep so little. They work on the backstages.
Chads don't eat above their TDEE, have their macros right, sleep a lot, wear good clothes and have very good hygiene.
Behaving like daily this allows them to let themselves go at parties.
Also, most people on fit want to be swolen, or think that being fit allows you to overlook other aspects of your looks. Thats not the way to look like a Chad.
It doesn't take that many hours weekly to have a good workout.

he and other bodybuilders from Gold's in 70's did basically the same routines, took same steroids and ate same food
yet they all looked like amateurs next to Arnold
that's genetics. he won the lottery before even being born and lived life on easy mode because everything worked in his favor

ha gay

>just try harder bro

Nah that's a Tad and a Brad

because Chad has SUPERIOR genetics

KEK, she calls "chemistry" being cheated on and treated like a bitch for a quick fuck.
That poor bastard of a husband. The guy is obviously working hard for his family and instead gets a whore dreaming about Chad's dick. If I found that out, I'd probably explode with rage. Fucking lying slut.

this is essentially the fate of every fitizen.

you're busy with your pursuit for self-improvement while Chads are dicking all the sluts.

you come out of your cocoon mode, ready to find a qt3.14 gf but the market is compromised of nothing but regretful, wrinkled sluts.

you settle down with the first whore that shows you attention. she fantasizes about Chad and her youth, slowly resenting you for being her compromise.

I'm not that pessimistic, but it's true that if you do end up settling for a bitch like that, she'll feel justified in taking half of your shit, if she comes to believe that "she doesn't love you anymore and she wants you to be happy with someone else".
Why is law so unfair? All that needs to happen in case of divorces, is that the guy gets his stuff, that he paid for, and similarly she gets hers.
Only things that they both paid for in equal amount should be divided. How can a slut get half of the house you bought yourself? WHY? It makes me want to become a fucking mudslime.

lol no pants at the computer

It's easy. Don't settle. Don't get into a relationship because you don't want to be alone. Be willing to walk away and rather die alone, and you'll be able to pick a woman who actually loves and respects you.

the joke is that the guy's jacking off over reddit attention instead of fucking the woman

There's always new sluts.
Sluts are never in short supply

The definition of "alpha widow"

>you come out of your cocoon mode, ready to find a qt3.14 gf
I'm the opposite. I'm hoping getting Veeky Forums will get me the attention from women just so I can shut them down. I'm not mentally stable enough for a relationship, and probably never will be, but goddamn I want the satisfaction of turning down actually attractive girls and not the fatasses that hit on me in the past

Why is all of Veeky Forums so fucked up mentally?

Are all of you gutter trash, or are you too lazy to reach your goals?

Cute girls won't hit on you unless they are crushing big time. Fat girls hit on everyone because no one hits on them
To be a man who gets girls you need game and no autism

>Game

Wtf is this even supposed to be? It alwas irks me, because it somehow implies girls will fuck you not because thy want, but because you managed to somehow manipulate them into it.
Which is dead wrong. Girls like to fuck.

Isn't it:

>Talk to girl
>Be relaxed and yourself, have a good conversation
>Escalate, slowly push things forward, show your interest without being too direct
>Ask (for her number, back to your place, to the bathroom w/e) By either guiding her there, her happening to just come along or straight up asking
>Other than that accept rejection, figure out your type and what works on said type by trial and error

Is that right?

>Cute girls won't hit on you unless they are crushing big time
That's part of the point. To get the the level physically and socially where they would be crushing big time. I'm not a full on autist. I can do the bantz with girls. I just want the feeling of having a girl crushing hard and then turning her away.

I've had cute girls hit on me hard, and I've got a beer belly and am (as of yet) still skinnyfat.

It only happened when I was in a reall happy mood and just randomly shoting the shit with people without any sepcific intentions behind it.

Not really, but that works too. Game is able to walk up to a random qt and charm her into giving you her number. As you probably have noticed, most qts you see everyday are random and don't know you

You probably have a nice personality and cute face user

Those are brads at best

>believing the chad eats pizza meme

Dude chads have to work too. Yeah they have great genetics and all but they're also happy and not complaining all the time like you faggots that's why they just make it look easy and effortless. Of course they eat pizza you stupid nerd, but they eat it in moderation because they take pride in their health and appearance and aren't autistic about it to over analyze every little thing. They aren't literally eating shit food all day every day but they do indulge like the rest of us but they don't overdue it. The model tier chads especially.

A-are they brothers?

Why not just get braces?

>walk up to a random qt and charm her into giving you her number

I don't think you can somehow "charm" any random qt into liking you, She needs to be into you - which is probably the reason why Pick-up-Austists and dudes who hit on any remotely fuckable grill get so many flakes and fake numbers.
Fact is, alls the Chads I know always go home with roughly the same type of girl. So do even the PUAs I konw - they just use a shotgun approach until they end with a girl who likes them back instead of using the much better approach of figuring out what girls like them, and going straight for those.

If "game" worked, there would be guys who never get rejected. Those don't exist. there are only those who reduce rejection to a minimum - and you do that by learning to identify which girls are into you, and whith what kind of woman you tend to get along with well.

>if this strategy doesn't work 100% of the time it doesn't work at all
I don't use it for casual sex, I'm a relationship man. Of course it doesn't work 100% of the time, but it works sometimes and is better than staring at qts when the walk by and letting her slip through your fingers like a faggot. You need to grab life by the balls, if you like a girls butt, go talk to her, make her laugh, ask for number, call the next day

>(double entendre)

GEE thanks for pointing that out you fedora-tipping manchild, holy shit

Stop being afraid of rejection. Are you 16?

Ofc you approach girls - I wasn't saying anything agains that. And ofc you don't necessarily have to wait for any "Signals" from her to do that.

It just helps a lot to figure out what type of girl you tend to get along well with that process.
For me for example, there's absolutely no point for me in going for an 18-year old skinny hippy chick whith blonde hair, because neither does she have what I like in a woman, and chances are she won't overly like who I am either.
On the other hand, with a confident ,well-dressed latina chick who likes to dance Salsa there's a 90% chance of fun bantz and my dick being buried in that big butt at some point.

Coincidentally I also like girls with black hair and dark eyes much more than your stereotypical blonde - it's almost as if nature was fundamentally working by logical principles.

And by the way - as I already said in my initial post:

>figure ot out through trial and error

Of course you need to hit on chicks - but you can learn from your rejections, as well as your successes in the process.

>first time I lost my virginity

What happened the second time you lost your virginity?

k but when people talk about game they are talking about a "cold approach" which means you can approach a girl without spaghetti falling out of your pocket
notice I said go for it *if* you like dat ass, not even if shes a hippy and you dont like her

You pretty much just described game. You'd be surprised how few people can do this.

Intelligence is actually correlated with happiness. Depression is correlated with pseudo intellectualism.