Tfw when you followed Veeky Forums's advice and went on a 'bulk'...

>tfw when you followed Veeky Forums's advice and went on a 'bulk', now you have inoperable stage IV pancreatic cancer and 6 months to live
t-thanks guys

SS + GOMAD or any sort of bulk is for skelly mode you dumb shit

What did you bulk on?

Don't blame us for your shitty genetics and frail constitution you cuck.

Radium. I figured it had the best energy density of common foods

eggs
baked beans
milk

I hope you're joking OP

R.i.p.o.p.

um wtf were you bulking on?

MILK
EGGS
BEANS

>Tfw you go to a thermal spring and they sell thermal water clearly labeled as with high radium content and people drink it anyways

From radioactive chickens,cows, and plants?

Is this a meme? How do you get to stage 4 without noticing? Wth

what in the hell were you bulking on then?

Pancreatic cancer is pretty asymptomatic until late stage

>Eat a bunch of animal products
>Die
Wew

>eat a bunch of vegetables
>it's covered in pesticides that chemically alter the vegetable
>die from cancer
>Inb4 organics
Did you know that 'organic' foods are exempt from food approval testing?
People grow organics in their back yard, where it could have been a lead dumping ground or had water contamination from old piping, or the ground is rich in radioactive isotopes, or the person growing the organics uses pesticides. There are literally no food or safety standards on organics, so long as people don't immediately die from your shit.

You. Are. Fucked. No matter what you eat. Get the fuck down from your high horse.

thisonly thing i noticed was my shit would really stink but i never thought anything of it

depends of your country

Do you think the government comes to the organic stores and ask for a list of organic suppliers, who grow potatoes in their back yard, and then get their shit tested? There's a dozen different tests on the soil alone. It's a huge waste of money if the farmer runs a tiny organisation.

Small organic farmers are not regulated. Organics are not regulated.
Only large organic distributors actually qualify for testing.

the 90s called, they want their outdated science back

>Stories that never happened
>Non fitness posting
>ThinIy veiIed shit posting thread

Saged, repoted :)

we're all gonna make it breh

now its time to jump on high doses on test, dbol, tren, anawar and HGH and get a swole as posible. its not like youre gonna live to see its negative effects

cachexia doesn't lend itself well to muscle development brah