I'm in a wedding, what exercises and sets and reps can I do to cope with boredom

I'm in a wedding, what exercises and sets and reps can I do to cope with boredom

>jk dubs decide what random shit I do

fuck the bride

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Start wanking it in the corner while staring at the groom

pull out two chairs and start doing dips on them

Pistol squats on the bride's table.

say you object because the groom and you were meant for each other

Deadlift the groom's mother-in-law and mix some scoops in the wedding cake for max gains

amount of pushups equal to last 2 digits of my post number in the middle of the dance floor
rolling

Handstand pushups in the middle of the dance floor.

Ask closest person if they've heard about rippletoe

We've got a winner

Well?

pullups till failure at the first place you see a spot to do them

Go talk to girls you faggot

Also

> Hey you ever heard about Rippletoe?
> no?
> ah he is a fitness coach, I'll show you later

Eat all the eggs.

If this post is dubs, fuck what this guy said and instead pick up the nearest person and squat them on the dance floor

ohp the a petite girl, but dont ask her just do it

post a selfie of yourself so we can know what you're wearing. Also to tell if you're a DYEL

OHP some GILFs
Alternative: Finger one on the dance floor, bonus points for Bride/Groom's mother