Shiit my btc is finally worth 1 million government fun bucks

>300k on a decent crib
Man, you can get a crib for like 15 bucks at a yard sale wtf? Also, you need a lot more than a crib. You'll want a nice changing station and those special seats with integrated tables and a walker and all of that. You don't need 300k for all of that though lmao

Migrate to somewhere that has 0% capital gains like the Channel islands then cash out.

>Finally make some decent money
>Buy a house and car and cosmetic surgery instead of income-producing assets
With a million you could have bought several of those stupid places and rented them for the rest of your life and never had to work again.
You could have bought a bunch of websites on Flippa and made your money back in a year or two and been left with the same amount or more coming next year.
Hell you could have even bought a normie business.
But instead you wasted all your money on making yourself feel better, just like a poor person would. So, you deserve to be poor. But at least you have somewhere to live and some ass hair to cover your head.

You are literally retarded for not waiting a year to pay just a 22% instead of 50%

Puto Montoro

Op es idiota en serio. En España hay una ley por la que cualquier bien susceptible de ser considerado una inversión pasa a ser objeto de especulación si lo vendes durante el mismo año que lo compraste, pasando de pagar un 22% del beneficio a un 52% del beneficio total.

Cash out via local bitcoin or ATM. Go buy a nice motorcycle and tour around Europe. Guaranteed to make you happy.

Come at me bro, we are crypto friendly.
What about getting a house in Cadaqués and a lambo?

Incluso si vas sacando poco a poco? Rollo 500€ al mes?

Somos españabros y quijadabros talvez si vamos juntos nos hacen un descuento en la cirugia de quijada

>mfw pesetacoin becomes the oficial cstalan currency

El problema ahí es que superes el sueldo mínimo interprofesional unos 8000€ al año. En el mejor de los casos Hacienda se pensará que eres autónomo trabajando en negro y te hará pagar las cuotas de autónomo retrasadas y te haga justificar el origen del dinero. Lo ideal es irse a Bitcoin ATM (cajeros bitcoin) y sacarlo en efectivo. Lo malo es que pocas cosas podrás disfrutar si has ganado un millón.

Dumbass, you have a million dollars. Go open a small business -- maybe a franchise. Something simple and proven, that literally just comes down to you making sure it isn't run completely retardedly.

Come do this in America and they'll give you a loan after about a year of profit. Then you can buy a second one. Rinse and repeat for a few years -- there's your $5m. Once you're that big you can either hire a good regional manager to to most of the day to day stuff or you can just sell it all.

Either way, it's easy Street at that point

Lel soy otro user, no sabia que habia cajeros bitcoin en espańa, hay dos en marbella, espero que haya algun moon cercano y me paso un fin de semana guay alli

>Wait until you can buy a house with BTC
EZ-PZ

If don't have bitcoin atms in Spain don't you think your should open one?

coinatmradar.com/
mira ahi pa atms

Anons, estaba pensando en iniciar mi carrera como inversor en BTC, y quería saber con que plataformas trabajáis para el trading de criptomonedas.

Por casualidad yo llegue hasta bitstamp pero no sé si podríais recomendarme alguna otra (ya que sois compañeros españoles, o de lo que quede de esta nación...)

No it's 1.2% WHEN you cash out.

>50 fucking % tax
Move to fucking Belgium then retard, 0% capital gains tax.

That implies they somehow can tax you before you cash crypto out into FIAT. How the fuck are they going to tax you before you cash out?