Have you had your scoops today Veeky Forums?

Have you had your scoops today Veeky Forums?

PB and J on whole wheat toast plus tea with whey and milk

>and J

murder yourself

I push my fingers into my jar
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
But it's made of all the things I have to take
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside

> walk into kitchen at the wrong angle
> body accidentally absorbs through telepathic methods 3 jars of peanut butter

MY CUT NOOOOOO

>tfw accidentally eat a whole tub of PB
>again

> watching some Veeky Forums fag eat his peanut butter
> realise all his calories are transferring into my body

GOD DAMN IT

>payday
>enter store to buy 34 chicken breasts
>enter the peanut butter aisle
>ohshit
>run as fast aas i can around the corner
>I'm back at the peanutbutter aisle
>run back and take a left
>THERES ONLY PEANUT BUTTER
>WHY GOD
>give in
>eat all 15 aisles of peanut butter
>drink the monster aisle too
HE PUTS THE PEANUTBUTTER ON HIS SKIN OR ELSE HE LOSES GAINS AGAIN

Fasting day :3

they may take our lives, but they'll never take our peanut butter!

I unitonically love this meme and laugh every time I read it.

>tfw you used to seriously have a peanut butter eating problem a few years ago
>really would eat it straight out of the jar, sometimes the whole thing on a bad day
>had to go through counseling in high school over this shit from eating peanut butter during breaks
>finally got my shit together and went on a cut, lost 80 lbs but still fat
>mfw seeing this meme now

>tfw no peanut butter in my country

Lel. don't worry bro it's just a meme

>tfw you have only peanuts and no butter.

>this meme
Its become a reality ever since I saw it

Guess my cut is over now

>just ate 10 kg of butter with peanuts

>smooth has more cals than crunchy

You guys I realize this is a meme and all but it's taking everything I've got to not have a pp&j right now and fuck up my cut.

I don't even watch my diet. I just eat a bunch of lean meats and oats and I get plenty of gains.

it's not a meme for us who have to eat 4k calories just to do a slow bulk