Be on a party yesterday

>be on a party yesterday
>girls and some friends I havn't seen in a while ask me if I workout
>Say I only go to the Gym once a week and eat unhealthy
>IRL I hit the Gym 3 times a week and track my meals
>mfw

Do you do that too, Veeky Forums?

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>on a party

?

>on a party

Fucking americans when will they learn. Its AT a party you giant fucking pleb

I'm German Nigger

They believed you because you look like shit

how do you say "going to the gym" in german

>t. Neet without Friends

>projecting

Juden ausrotten

they first have to ask their turkish slavemaster

Ins Fitnessstudio gehen

There are no turkish sub humans where I live

D E V I L I S H
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Are Germans too dumb to learn English or why do they have to have everything translated in to their ugly language?

'Wii Fit and Zumba' was the correct response.

Gas den Juden weg

Liften gehen

You have to LIE about your SLAVING AWAY AT THE GYM to TRY and get GIRLS while CHAD simply eats PIZZA and does PUSHUPS and gets STACY

youtube.com/watch?v=iK4vUYrFPq8

...

But now they think my BODY and FACE are CHAD

Spor salonuna gidiş

...

ins gym gehen

My mother always says "turnen gehen"

German niggers are the worst

>Niggers
>German

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Will you be mai waifu or not you fucking Britcuck?

I met 3 native born German blacks.

And? They are not German, my non white friend.

I just say Zumba and Wii fit 2 times a week.

>on a party

>acquaintance asks me if I go to the gym a lot
>"not really"
>in reality hold my breath around old people in order to not breath in their weak co2

>friends say damn your looking good
>thanks
>ask what I do
>squats and oats lol
>"hahaha youre so funny hahaha"
>mfw its true
>i squat 3x a week and have 400 grams of oats a day

>fitnessstudio

Hahahaha

Keked

إني ذاهب للنادي الرياضي.

kek'd

>ITT: German cuckboy got triggered by Veeky Forums.

Just because I said Nig Nogs aren't German?
Are you dumb or black? Or even both?

>keep telling them how ridicolously easy it is
>they dont believe me

Well one kind of implies the other doesn't it

Bin mal beim Gyn für die Hysterektomie

>track my meals
cuck tier Tbh

Pumpen gehen here in Austria

>not pumpen gehen
>being this much of a grammar nazi

elections when brother?

Bin Pumpen

Yes

if someone asks, the only respectable answer is "Wii fit and zumba 3 times a week"

>chad literally eats pizza and goes to the gym once a week while you ENDLESSLY slave away 6 times a week at the gym with impeccable diet

Yeah, my dog was born in a stable, doesn't make it a horse, innit?

>"FeeIs" garbage posting
>Stories that never happened
>Non fitness reIated thread

Saged, repoted :)

Told a girl zumba and jenny craig

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when people ask me I just say
>I just do a few pushups here and there

The only acceptable answer:
youtube.com/watch?v=8zXRk69a7-c

I just say yes and leave it at that. If you get outed there's no reason to cover it up unless you want to look like some machiavillan tryhard. Had one of those kids in high school he'd be like "yea dude I just slept and and didn't study for this exam" with bloodshot eyes and bags under his eyes. It's transparent and pathetic to just downplay something that hard.

>3 times a week

lmao youre guaranteed dyel as fuck

t. dyel on brosplit that hits entire body 2x per week and feels superior

i go back and forth between ppl and arnolds old split making 3x the gains as youre stupid lazy ass

5'7 180