Would you rather be a 6'4" dude with a 4" dick, or a 5'8" dude with a 7 inch dick?

Would you rather be a 6'4" dude with a 4" dick, or a 5'8" dude with a 7 inch dick?

5'8" with a 7 inch dick

The 6'4" dude, since he actuaIIy gets to use his dick.

I'm already a 6'3" dude with a 9+ inch dick and I played college level ball.

My life has always sucked.

Or 6'1 with 5.5 inch dick? Right in the middle.

6'4 here

Being tall is great despite what manlets try to get you to believe. But having a average/big dick is still more important

5'8 isn't too bad either

then you're just ugly

>tfw ugly and 5'10 but a 7 inch dick
It will never get used

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I thought so too, but apparently people think I'm handsome. Or was.
And I'm angry all of the time so being large and angry and not entirely ugly = scary and from everything I've read or overheard rapey.

This is true for me, I'm 6'5, and unless I walk around with a perpetual surprised simpleton look on my face people assume I'm there to skull fuck them.

That doesn't answer the question

Maybe your life has always sucked because you're retarded

>tfw I've scared away girls by accident cause I was feeling tired

this right here. Girls will go "ew manlet". Then they go to 6'3 chad...then chad reveals his 3 inch cock and they say whatever it's good you're hot

Lol.

He thinks having an average dick is something to be ok about.

That actually answered the question.
Being tall isn't a panacea and having a big dick, as any man with an actually big can contest, isn't all sunshine and rainbows.
Secondly yeah, probably.

5'8" is pretty bad in many or most contexts

t. guy who is almost exactly option #2 (5'7.5" and 7.25")

That said, 4" is hella fucking small and dick size (i.e. having a big dick) is my biggest fetish, so I'm grudgingly going with option #2.

Why do you have to remind me of these things?

You have to seduce her before she sees your dick

tfw 5'8" with 4" dick

If you gave option #1 5.0-5.5", it'd be tempting.

Depends. In many kinds of social circles like college friend groups, word travels fast.

the look on his face he's like, "dude i'm about to get a concussion".

I'm 5'11 with a 6.5 inch dick so I think I'm good. Rather work on my body Trevino than worry about things I can't change.

Recomp.* Wtf is Trevino?

6'4 "with a 7 inch dick

>contest
I meant attest
Goddamnit. Maybe my life is in ruins because I'm retarded.