Good feels

>I'm not used to that size
>I can't walk right
>Let me rest for a little while
>Just admiring the view

Such good things to hear.
We're all gonna make it brehs.

lmao this, except its just some tinder bbc and not her bf

>using dating apps

Pathetic numale spotted

It would have been better if you said you had a hard spot for people named Cynthia.

I really hoped to get mires this Thanksgiving. Nope.

He's losing weight, numb skull.

Girl I'm currently hanging out with every once in a while, great sex etc, just told me she'd love for me to always be in my underwear when she's around. She just can't get enough of my body haha, its feeling completely amazing t b h

Wow, you sure showed us all, dude!

Post body pls

I want to know what it takes to impress normies

brad_fightclub.jpg

Got a blowjob for the first time yesterday.

I was a bit nervous and it wasn't amazing, but at least it happened. I'm almost 23 so I'm way behind the curve.

next year for sure, keep going!

>girl I like is flaky as fuck when texting, but chill when we hang out
>can't get past 185 5x5 on bench
>grades are horrible, parents might not let me go back to school in the spring
>probably have a weed/alcohol problem
>literally hate everyone outside of my friend group
>just want to leave everything and go live in the mountains forever
What the fuck is wrong with me

These aren't good feels, these aren't good feels at all ;(

I got laid 34 days ago. Am 22. You'll get there brah.

>graduated college with engineering degree and 2.74 GPA
>can't find job
>fat as fuck, 5'9 265lbs, no muscle
>no gf

Fast forward a few years

>hit 4/3/2/1 on lifts
>170lbs, 10% bf
>literally being called about jobs asking if I'm interested (haven't even applied to any of them)
>just got qt gf

We're all going to make it

You're a little bitch that spends too much time playing video games and browsing Veeky Forums

why did u include that screencap lmao
you are an ugly beta and she DOES NOT want the dick

>tfw joined the tinder club
>getting matches everywhere
>but when i send them a message they dont respond
did i say something wrong???

pls respond

>dating app
Tinder isn't for dating dude, you're doing it wrong

Be funnier.

Made a tinder account 3 hours ago, finished my likes, still no matches is this normal?

i'm so sorry...

H-hold me

hopefully what you did makes that guy start lifting. one day he will become chad and the cycle will continue

COPE
He needs to be more attractive, wealthy and higher status

The girls already matched with him, which means they somehow find him attractive. It's when he starts talking that's the issue.

I might play fallout or skyrim like 2-3 hours a week, tops

>hit bench pr Friday
>Girl I love breaks up with me last night
>Wake up feeling like my heart is going to explode from loneliness
Help me brahs

Not too bad really
>got back on diet
>down from 300 lbs last year to 230 lbs still need to hit 160
>GPA at college is probably C as I have not checked yet
>better than nothing and it was a bullshit class (i mire your 4.0)
>Started taking apart some old OHV cub cadet engine
>its a vertical and I'm planning on making it horizontal
>no idea the HP or CC
>me and little brother are gonna make a gocart
>been planning on doing it anyway.
>If I'm proficient enough at maintenance this engine I'll order a big 27ci engine and build my own motorcycle
>hard tail* WW2 Alce moto guzzi style
>Maybe WLA harley

Always wanted an all around motorcycle.

Work is the first thing i do when i wake up though. It sucks cuz of sleep inertia

There's not much else to do than wait it out.

>finally starting to gain weight

dont convert a vertical to a horizontal shaft engine, it will seize. Either get a horizontal shaft engine or use the trans axle from a riding lawn mower in conjunction with the vertical shaft motor. You will also have gears and a brake built in. Pic related.

this girl I fucked a couple times keeps sending me nudes
I think she likes me???

I got hired as a volunteer for my hospital. Gonna look nice on my resume and I'll be working with hot nurses so I'm pretty happy

Doesn't seem too bad when im looking at it
>parents gave me the green light to transfer schools next year
>almost all As in my classes, but grades haven't been updated in a while
>diet still working, almost able to switch to bulk mode
>finally have gym buddies who know what they're doing
>starting to figure out what hobbies I really enjoy
>catch girls looking at me often
I still have to ace finals and hope my gpa is good enough to transfer to schools I like, and I'm still struggling with depression, but im doing far better now than I was a year ago.

Maybe, but she's probably just a horny pervert. Don't let her use you user.

You know who took that picture? The dude she fucked in that tent last night

1) Females don't swipe as often as males
2) No girls have seen your pic yet

The way tinder is set up, they show you a bunch of girls, and when you like one, they show you to her, usually not the other way around.

all of my matches were me swiping right and immediately getting the match

The circle of Chad ...

Then you swipe less often than the average girl. That rule only applies if you fall into the average behavior of your gender.

>almost at 70kg 5x5 (67.5kg now) bench press
>all lifts are going up
>trump elected
>trying to get to university after years of dropping out of schools because shitty childhood
>live in denmark
have to write a 2400 word review of a book.. only got a few days and i suck at writing..

>got hired
>volunteer

Pick one

Neat but couldn't you add a lip like:
youtube.com/watch?v=mFnZkldAwy8M

>there are gears built into that tiny thing

A bunch of people applied so I had to be one of the selected. Maybe hired wasn't the right word there, I am not a native english speaker

Fucking Dumbasses. You can only be Chad in High School or College.
What you are talking but is a wannabe Chad, an incel and beta from the inside.

From the thumbnail I thought she was a weird dick

This. You have to be genetically predetermined to be a CHAD then raised in a perfect environment for CHAD features to express themselves.

Don't be a fag just post it

>back in school for my masters
>good semester so far, probably a 3.7+ gpa
>got a sweet internship with big 4 accounting firm
>still depressed

life sucks tb honest

Same

>go out with new tinder girl on Tuesday
>go out with her again on Thursday
>ghosted on Friday

why me brehs :'(

If you fucked her she either used you for sex or you sucked in bed

If you didn't fuck her you took too long for your move and she thinks you're a beta

Reschedule. If she flakes again, she's not interested anymore, and you should move on. If she flat out says she can't go on another date, move on.

She hasn't texted me or snapped me since Friday and neither have I. I'd rather save the little dignity I have left and just forget about it. She'll regret it once 10%bf snaps go up on my story.

thats the spirit user. keep me posted

>strongest I've been in my entire life
>another 20-30lbs and I'll be the lightest I've been since early high school
>flexibility much better, no more aches and pains simply being alive
>might get contacts for facial gains
>general hygiene gains like teeth, skin, hair, etc being cleaner and smelling better
>blood pressure finally in a healthy range
>saving money, investing, and improving credit

Only thing I'm pissed about is my hair loss accelerating. Probably due to increased test from supps, lifting, and small amounts of creatine.

>finally hit 1 plate bench
>hit 100kg on the dip machine the same workout
feels really fucking good mangs

>>finally hit 1 plate bench
>>hit 100kg on the dip
nigga you should be doing 2pl8+ if you can 100kg dip

Not him, but gj. Did you improve yourself in any to to achieve this?

>Smooth ass hell

Sounds like heaven to me, where all asses are smooth and perfect 10/10

Are you me? Been turning my life around for the last year somewhat like you.
Get those contacts, one of the best decisions I ever made. Spend time on your appearance, what I realized after getting Veeky Forums is that spending time on your appearance (teeth, skin, nails, hair, deodorant) really makes a difference when you're not a fatfuck while for fat unhealthy cunts it is like trying to gold plate a turd.
Keep lifting, work on them physical gains, work on them mental gains, work on them social gains. We're going to make it.

Yep just in the last year for me. I'm going to get down to 200lbs before buying a new wardrobe. That's about where I want to be.

How are contacts? The idea of touching my eyes sounds extremely unappealing.

I'll be careful
That's not her just some motivation

It's a pain in the dick at first, but you get used to it after like 10 times and then it takes like 1 minute each morning to pop them in, and 1 minute to wash them at night.
Get silicone hydrogel lenses, they have the best oxygen penetrance of all lenses in the market at the moment. Slightly more expensive but very worth it.
It's not like I look ugly in glasses, but society is conditioned to treat people with glasses as "nerdy" and using contacts lets you make a better first impression in a social situation. You will definitely have a much better time at social events/parties etc with contacts.

buy blue eye contacts with a dark limbal ring

> doing light weight push day
> plan on doing 45kg 5x5 OHP
> load up 50kg because not thinking
> only realized it was 50 on the last set, all sets were 2ez anyway
> getting ready for that 1pl8 OHP

So what is heavier, lmao1pl8 or lmao1jap?

Just chiming in, but just like what said, after a week or so you won't even notice you're wearing them, and it takes a negligible amount of time to put them off/take them off.

At least in my case it's not only about the nerdy look, I just plainly look better with contacts on, it's well worth the investment.

he was making a joke, numb skull

Mei2

>Meet girl
>We start talking a lot
>We get along really
>She's adorable
>Have a huge grin on my face when we talk and when I hear my phone buzz
>Hopefully gonna meet up this weekend
She's a little far but I don't care. I've forgotten what it's like to have a relationship like this it's been so long, I've been so angry, lonely, and bitter the past few months, it feels so freeing to have someone who lifts all that off my shoulders and makes me feel good

Great thanks. I look pretty shit in glasses but I never cared how I looked before. I'll go see an eye doctor in January and see what I can do.

>playing Fallout or Skyrim for 2-3 hours

That's not even a single full session

He probably means 100kg on the dip-assist machine

>Eeey nice I'm also starting at a big 4, why are you depressed bro?

>Dropping your level of conversation this low to get some chubby puss.

But that means he weighs so much that even 100kg of counterweight isn't enough to lift him.

newfag here

Whats the 4/3/2/1?

Sounds like a pretty intense hike.

kekd

You meet from tinder?

4 plates Deadlifts, 3 Squats, 2 Bench, 1 Overhead Press

What was the joke?

Your 1 rep max.

Soo original

4 plates (180 kgs) overhead press, 3 plates (140 kgs) bench press, 2 plates (100 kgs) squat and 1 plate (60 kgs) deadlift :^)

No offense, but 4.0 at a community college is like winning the Special Olympics when you're not special.

>he fell for the creatine meme

thats what your mom said after i told her to suck my dick