tfw to intelligent too have an animalistic caveman-like behaviour and waste hours of my precious time picking things...

> tfw to intelligent too have an animalistic caveman-like behaviour and waste hours of my precious time picking things and putting them down

Some dreams are possible.

>39538900
exercise helps with brain function m8

Time better spent shitposting on an Hawaiian toe painting appreciation board.

>Diddy 4 and a half plates
>struggle with simple math

I can count to 4 scoops, CMON

> socrates will never be your gymbro

Why even live

philosophy is so gay

>not smart enough to see obvious health/social benefits from being physically fit.
Shame

>physcial training

So true. I just don't get how you can be smart and not see the huge benefits of lifting.

right fit tell me your academic position and your PR on your favorite lift

>Almost achieved doctorate in History and currently a university lecturer
>1.5pl8 OHP

What university bro

I'm from Britbong, University of the Highlands and Islands

ahaha strathclyde uni reporting in what history do you teach?

Holy fuck, good stuff lad. I teach Scottish History

>tfw I studied for 8 years to teach students through video calls because my uni is too poor to centralize lectures

So why are you on this board, you fucking normie?

In all seriousness i usually spend a lot of time studying and working my ass off but i need to go out, so i decided to go for long walks with my dog and gf.

Hopefully ill get to fuck her more consistently gotta get from 4 times a week to 7.

Why don't you just fuck her as much as you want? she's your gf

Because women don't feel the urge to fuck every day.

With you, not with Chad

>You'll never go to war and afterwards contemplate the meaning of existence while drinking wine and fucking your wife/boys

Read: too beta to lift

so rough im thinking of going to stirling or edinburgh for my masters in jounalism but i do want to continue my history too

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he's fucking the dog bro, pay attention

An intelligent person would realise that it's intelligent to work out.

You are just a paradime or 3 behind

I hope one day you understand