My girlfriend doesn't like oral sex. I don't mean giving it, I mean receiving it

My girlfriend doesn't like oral sex. I don't mean giving it, I mean receiving it.

We have been together for 8 years and the only way i've eaten her out is in the shower. She says she is self conscious about it and says quote "i wouldn't want to eat my own pussy". It makes me a little sad that she can't appreciate my tongue down there, as I have given a few women orgasms from oral sex, so I know it's not terrible technique or me being retarded or anything.

On the other hand, I've always enjoyed having sex more than getting a blow job, and i've never gotten off from head alone. I think this means that we have more sex than most people, and less oral sex than most people.

My buddies seem to think that I found the perfect women, and that most men give oral to women only for reciprocation. I feel like my talents are being underutilized, like Tony Hawk without a skateboard.

Anyone else been in this situation? Whats the move?

Eat her azz then faggot

fuck man, I dunno, eat her ass

Does she suck your dick, though?

My boyfriend won't suck my dick and doesn't want me to suck his, either. He'll do anal whenever I want, but that's little consolation because I love to get my dick sucked. Better than anal.

Please don't talk about vaginas on Veeky Forums.

>gf doesn't want me to ear her
>can give her orgasm quickly with fingers
>have daily sex
>receive oral sex regularly, often after work
At least I am happy. Giving oral sex feels like a chore to me.

i can understand it, since kissing afterwards can become weird (dont really wanna taste my own brotein nor do i want to take a break just so she can go wash her mouth)
am a guy and dont really fancy bjs (dont hate it but unless i can go _deep_ its a meh)
am perfectly ok with going down on her, though

>this is cringy af
>why did i even write this blog post

>not enjoying the flavor of your own cum

you know every time you waste your cum, you're basically throwing away a couple hundred milligrams of minerals and vitamins right? If my bitch ain't swallowing my nutrients you bet your ass i will.

>dont really wanna taste my own brotein
>making it
Pick one you faggot

The part I really enjoyed the most about your little story was where you talked about fitness

>you're basically throwing away
b-but im passing it onto her, nothing gets thrown away, i actually make sure of it by going "further downstream" (unless she throws up)
jfmsu

>dating a self aware un-hygienic basic bitch
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Been in a pretty similar situation.

Basically it comes down to the point of sex...Y'all trying to make eachother cum and having a fantastic time doing it.

She feels self conscious about it..So drop it and get better at fuckin. You pressing the issue isn't gonna make anyone happy.

i fucking love eating pussy OP, sucks your gf doesnt like recieving brah

i personally dont understand the aversion to kissing after head. like nigga its my dick and her pussy, i dont see the big deal desu

she likes when I do it...

pro tip: you suck at it

I'm self-conscious about it, cause my vagoo doesn't look very attractive at all. Things hanging here and there down there. I shave and take good care of hygiene but I wouldn't dare to let a man to see it face to face. Especially not someone I was emotionally invested in. I'm afraid that he'd be turned off.

I have seen my hohaa in a mirror once and the sight was so off-putting that I literally didn't have sex or masturbate in months.

It cant be that bad ffs

pics

Well it's not like deformed or anything, but far from a porn like vagoo anyway. Literally looks like I had a ham roll between my tighs lol. Suck on that, literally.

Oral sex is disgusting and performing it makes you a fucking homo. Psychologically healthy women are inherently repulsed by it, because they are attracted to MEN and not submissive bitchbois that are more or less just waiting for the right man to fuck them in the ass.

Not even kidding, neck yourself you faggot mongoloid.

Kekd on the desciription, but still it shouldnt pose a problem for someone who would like to satisfy you orally

I can't image I would ever turn away a girl based off how it looked (unless it clearly looks unsanitary in which case i would just leave)

Also are girls as sensitive about labias as guys are about their dicks?

If you're with a guy for a while and you're both invested I highly doubt he will care what it looks like. Besides if it gets hot and heavy turn the lights off and let him go down.

>OP misses giving oral sex

sounds like youre gay

yea

Tell her you're going to respect her limits and then tell her you won't eat her out or push it anymore. Then stop eating her out. Give it like a week and she'll be asking you to eat her out. Some people want what they can't have; hope this works for you or that you find an alternative solution.

haha its funny cause like haha it just is lol!

extremely homosexual post.

this makes me sad /:

your bajingo is beautiful

lmao XD keep em coming mr comedy!

>like tony hawk without a skateboard
lmfao

Extremely homosexual posts.

Why don't you homosexual these nuts faggot

Extremely homosexual post.

Are you sure reddit isn't more your speed?

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I also don't like oral sex, it increases the chance of a uti due to the high bacteria levels in the mouth. I find it unsanitary.
Anyway you can get it done better with your fingers with a little practice, so just do that instead.

You'll find out that at least 1/3 of women hate oral sex

These are the keepers

Same situation m8

Yes.

Most girls tend to feel insecure about their pussy unless it's small and cute.

Best thing to do is respect her limits and get into light BDSM. Once she's tied up and blindfolded, just got hog wild on that puss.

You could also introduce toys like vibrators into the bedroom. Have her show you how she masturbates, then beat your dick off for her like you do for the Chinese cartoons. As you become more comfy with each other, you will be open to more stuff.

Pulling out and making her suck her juices off also puts that bitch in her place. If you can swing a three way, have the other bitch lick her puss.

You also may want to consider that you suck or that she's just not one of those girls who flashes hoo-ha

That's how a lot of men and women feel about themselves. Maybe inbetween boyfriends you should just let loose with someone and get some confidence, or something.