5'9 145 lbs dyel manlet

>5'9 145 lbs dyel manlet
>Probably can't remember the last time he picked up a weight
>Would take him around 10 seconds to have you flat on your back and begging for mercy in a fight

How does this make you feel /fit?

fighting is for niggers

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i've shot more people than he's ko'd

ex-army 11b

Why do fighters and boxers always have the smallest chests?

because you punch with your hips and fight in weight classes

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Big deal... Kurdish women have taken out more ISIS than army.

sounds like a great big cup of not my problem, kiddo

Pathetic... reduced to a 5yo

fuck you, elgin

pls be a troll

you're that old? i wouldn't have guessed over 3.

T. delusional army cook

why so salty, son? need a hug?

>this MMA champions can kick your non professional athlete desk worker ass! How does that make you feel?! >:-D

Jesus, cant stand the idea of losing to this dyel in a fight

would he even reach this guy's face?

bite him right in the balls

It's completly unnecessary to have a large chest

Praise the glorious libertarian socialist Kurds kicking the ass of ISIS.

The balls are far more easy to hit than the face and his left cross will make this guy a feminine trap.

I could literally fall on this manlet and he wouldn't be able to do anything.

>Implying that the best male fighter in the UFC has no ground game
>Implying that he would let your fat slow ass get on top of him

conors ground work is fucking garbage. id be weary of a real man like jon jones but im 6'5 id just kick that bitch conor right in the mouth

Yeah, I sure would be scared of getting poked in the eyes.

I'm 6'8'' 280 lbs.

My genetics would crush his fighting ability.

To the manlet who created this thread: sure there's exceptions to the manlet = loser rule, but you're not one of them. Enjoy your one and only shit life you angry, short loser.

>best male fighter in the UFC

kill yourself you fucking casual

>in a fight

>world champion who is slightly smaller than can kick your ass

No shit. Why is fit obesssed with this?

Also he walks around at like 170-180lbs which isn't even that small for a 5'9" extremely lean person

>this man in his 70s would destroy 99% of this board

this skinnyfat lanky 2nd degree BJJ black belt slaps u in the face

what do u do?

It makes me feel fine. Even if I was really good at basketball, I'd expect someone who is good at rugby to kick my ass at it. Different proficiencies.

Get the fuck off my board weaboo piece of shit. Martial arts are so overrated. That's why an Irish man is the best fighter atm. Drunk bar-fights will give you more experience than anything else.

>being this wrong
Fuckin degenerate

Helio Gracie in his prime was a way better fighter than Connor McFaggor could ever hope to be

Do you do wrestling of any kind? His ground game is garbage compared to the black belts and world champions in the UFC but he's better than 95% who train for it

Who cares? I don't fight, there are probably 150 pound dudes who are just good local fighters who could beat me in a fight, I'm not a fighter.

He even has a fag name. Who the fuck names their kid Helio Grace.

This, i argued for connors ground game when talking to some bjj douche. Connor is shit in comparison, but better than most.

>two championship belts
>shit ground work
>bjj fags are steaming

You're so fucking gay I'm laughing

Get fuckin wrecked. I'd try to grab something to no avail, and then he'd just fuckin kimura or armbar me cause I can't keep my arms in.


P.S. I'll make you proud one day professor

And if you are like most 11b, that will be the highlight of your life.

put him up against a decently trained fighter at 100kg and he's fucked.

>im so fucking mad that im calling someone gay on an Indian rug sharing site

If you're not scared to get hit (eg: an actual boxer) then this guy can't do shit to you. He has no ground game and uses his reach advantage to give him an advantage on people smaller than him. It's literally a lanket abusing a manlet at midget sized.

Look at his retarded promo shit when he's fighting that Z list actor from game of thrones, he can't do shit to him, then gets grabbed and starts getting rag dolled.

He's 170ish at 5'9. He gets down to 145 after cutting water.

Training > Gains

Mix both? Well, then you got some real power, kid...

can sum1 pls post the gorilla with the mcgregor tattoo

Fighters absoultely train weights, just not for size. Explosive strength is more important than excess mass that the cardiovascular system has to support.

There's different ways of being Veeky Forums

Denigrating the way that's not yours is for insecure autists.

Because chest muscles don't matter nearly as much as technique and accuracy. Most actual athletes don't have huge pecs. They're mostly for asthetics, not function.

Hey, Steven Segal was a cook in that movie and he saved everyone.

nah bro connor looks like death at 145 and is only there for like a few hours at a time. He can't cut to 145 anymore without cutting muscle and fat.

>libertarian socialist

I'll take oxymorons for 100, Alex.

>using a combat sport to grade fighting ability
grasp at those straws motherfucker

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recommend him face pulls to sort out his god awful shoulder posture after I beat his fucking ass