Does your family and friends know you're a kissless virgin?

Does your family and friends know you're a kissless virgin?

*do

lets be honest they intended it

No, You're right, I really should tell my son.

Now that I think about it they probably do think I am, although im not.

I never tell them anything about relationships. Not that I have had any outside drunken parties.

>17 years old
>parents worried that i might be gay because never been with a girl
>go to a party
>as always just got drunk and didn't get any girls
>next day
>father finds one of my friends in the street
>asks him
>"so did user got laid last night? haha"
>"oh yes, this one cute girl" or something in a chad manner
>my dad comes and congratulates me and tells the family
>they all think i got with a girl
>they often ask me what's her name and how does she look like
>tfw 19 and kissless virgin

not a kissless virgin though i do believe sex is overrated and its importance elevated by women in order to keep that ounce of power they have over men

makes sense but i want good experience so i can say that without sounding like a fedora tipper

>tfw above average looking
>never talk about girls with family
>ever
>never bring home girls to family
>pretty sure my family thinks im gay
>lost virginity at 17
>body count of 6
nothing impressive but i just think it's funny

My friends I don't know, but my mom probably does

So what are you, a Chad, a Brad? Maybe a Thad?

>I'm completely average
Nice post

Family, probably. I'm in my mid-20s and have never had a girlfriend. After one my siblings got married, I don't doubt my extended family was looking at me sitting without a plus-one and wondering what the fuck my deal was. One of these days, I'm going to get a phone call from my mother saying "You know it's alright to tell us you're gay, right user?" and I'll have to answer "I like girls, Mom. They just don't like me."

As far as my friends know, I am a well-adjusted guy who has probably had girlfriends and sex before and definitely doesn't hate himself and doesn't have a nervous habit of muttering "Kill yourself" to himself when he's alone.

>I like girls, Mom. They just don't like me.
That's a good answer, senpai

Apparently my mom once heard me having sex with a girl on the porch.

>family doesn't even mentions that I've never had a gf

It's like they've accepted that fact that I'm a irredeemable autist.

The one friend I have surely knows, my family probably expects it as I never talked about any gfs. Not that I'd have anything to talk about.
t. 20 yo kv

Of course they do. I was a fat fuck until I was 19 (hit rock bottom at 5'10 350lbs)

Now I'm 200lbs and about to turn 22.

I keep telling myself there's hope but desu at this point I'm starting to think that I stared into the abyss too long, that I'll never truly be normal and be able to do normal people things like be intimate with a woman.

At least I have lifting, work, and my grimdark plastic army men, I guess.

I'm not kissless

CHAD GET OUT

Lol I'm not a virgin I've just only fucked ugly girls so I never tell anyone or show pics

Pretty sure everyone thinks I'm closet gay. I'm 25 and not even my grand mothers ask the "so when are you going to get married?" question.

Damn son about to turn 22 too, 5'10 210lbs right now and the fattest I ever got was 260 when I was 19. What did your regimen look like to drop that weight so quickly?

>friends
;_;

Well my mother walked in on me getting my dick sucked in the basement. So most likely not.

That was years ago and still an awful memory.

I'm an autistic manlet with decent lifts but also am pretty fat. I got my dick sucked by this fat (obese) Italian chick on two separate occasions, and could not ejaculate either time because of taking SSRIs.

>Now that I think about it they probably do think I am, although im not.

Was the same for me, until my overprotective mom searched my closet for weed and found a bra a girl left, after I fucked her (the girl, not my mother). I'm just glad, she didn't thought, I'm a crossdresser

LMAO

Friends don't give a damn (or they simply never talk about it when I'm there) and my parents and family are probably still in full denial that I'm a socially well adjusted person with experience with the opposite sex.

The denial is wearing off year by year but it's there.

Grandma still has that line "user I know you have a cute girl somewhere hehe, you are just still a bit shy about it no biggie" when I tell her that I have no gf.
Grandpa seems like he is fully aware of the situation tho from the start.

All in all, who gives a fuck, it really doesn't matter.

>the girl, not my mother
Thanks for clarifying, user.

I'm above average looks wise, been lifting for 6 years, turning 30 soon.

I'm by far the best looking individual in my entire family thinks I'm some secret player that fucks tons of random sluts and just never says anything.

Reality is I am a friendless HH-KV who is pretty much a hermit who thinks about KMS every night. I'm always happy and joking around family so if i did KMS it would def come as a surprise to them.

friends yes

family-never asked but i suspect they wouldn't be surprised

i didn't close until i was 26 user

you're not finished until you think you are

24 years old, family definitely knows.

I haven't had friends since I was like 13. basically been a shut-in most of my life. Even went to college and my parents know I was a miserable loser there.

I just got my first date 4 days ago at 22 years old. Don't give up brah

I told my parents I'm gay and then like 6 months later my mom sat down and tried to get me to admit to her that I'm really just asexual, since I "don't do gay stuff" and everybody thinks I'm straight.

I had to assure her that I like other guys dicks but I just haven't been able to get any. Good shit.

I've actually had one brief friends with benefits situation but I don't even like to count that.

Counting calories.

Ooof. I know you're putting on a brave face lad, but that must have been hard.

Yep, they keep encouraging me to go hit on girls.

But I know deep down they just want to see me fail so they can laugh at me.

Does yours, OP?

What the fuck is wrong with fit?
How can so many of you be KHVs??

>cant feign interest in women
>can't find an interesting woman
>at this point at 19 I've lost all interest in talking to college women as they're all whores
>realize all women after college will be whores and used goods too
>want to die alone
WAKE ME UP

25 y/o hhkv here. My family knows and I'm pretty sure it bothers my mom and dad a lot. They know I'm into women, but I've never attempted anything beyond being friends. My mom has been dropping more hints about me getting one soon, but it ain't happening without some kind of miracle.

I've been saying every year for the last ten years that this'll be the year I finally take that first step. When I turned 25 three weeks ago I didn't bother. I give up.

fpwp

Most likely yes she knows I have schizotypal autism. Also I do not have any friends.

This tbqh. Life is better with sex but only a little bit. I'd rather have a nice, strong qt that can massage my sore-ass muscles.

That webm hurts me

how would you parents know
Don't you ever spend a night away from home?

Pretty sure the verb has to match the nearest subject, not the total subjects. Don't quote me on it though.
You can always phrase it as "do your friends and family..." to be on the safe side

>mfw I look like squidward with a bigger forehead

>being white
>not smashing teen poon all day

Literally all it takes to smash is to be white and not be a sperg. My friend has 400 matches on tinder, he's decently attractive and smashes tight poon monthly.
I'm Asian with less than 50 matches, still get a few coffee dates just by not being a pussy and talking to the grills

>schizotypal autism
Self-diagnosis is the best kind of diagnosis, and this fits me to a T as well.

Everyone in my family is probably fully aware that I'll never procreate, aside from my mother who has this delusion I'm hiding a girlfriend somewhere.
I blame the fact I was conceived as my mother approached 40. If you use rotten eggs you'll end up with a nasty omelette. Heavy repression, doting, and a lack of discipline throughout childhood probably didn't help.

>aside from my mother who has this delusion I'm hiding a girlfriend somewhere.

Why do mums do this, it makes me feel even worse.

Family is plural or singular, so it doesn't matter but as friends is plural, "do" makes more sense.

That and the fact that the phrase "family and friends" is plural anyway

I've had sex with a hooker just so I can say that I'm not a virgin.

Been thinking of doing this just to get it over and done with. I've built it up sex in my head to be some huge event which really messes with me.

mom and dad could but i dont even think they care enough to think about it

everyone else thinks im a player because i'm not a dyel, dress well and have better than average face

people try to guess what's wrong with me but they truth is im depressed more often than not and then i choose to stay at home and avoid people just so they wouldnt see how miserable i can be

i'll start autism protocol when my supplements arrive and i really hope that will change things. otherwise i might KMS because if i havent got laid while looking like a do by now there must be something seriously wrong with me

what exactly is your problem?
Go to a slut talk to her
do it till it works
done.
How many women you talked to in your live?
1?
your mom?
Maximum 10?
Thats pathetic

not him

but ive talked to approx 0 girls in the last decade

i like being alone and dont like going out

plus i dont know how to notice if a woman is a slut or not

stop fucking talking like everybody should have the exact life experience, confidence, ambition, drive, motivation, whatever-the-fuck-else, as you do.

not everyone experiences the same shit nor does everyone develop socially or sexually equally

there are lots of losers out there like me who literally just need to have a gf/wife given to them, because we cant fucking do it on our own

Fuck off chad

sorry if I came across harsh,
but if you dont talk with a woman, I mean with no women at at all, how are you going to end this cycle of depression if you want a gf?

Definitely not, brought girls home quite a bit for a period but then stopped- my grandma came into the living room where I was sleeping with two girls when I was 16 but I literally didn't fuck them only made out with one but my grandma and whole family think I had a threesome with them

Im not him but its not just about talking to them, its about finding one who is single and willing to have a relation aswell
I talk to women frequently and its not really hard but none of em are single
I get to know girls from the gym and i work with a girl who lived in the area where i work out, we talk about the girls i get to know there every time and so far they have all had boyfriends

Sure you need to talk to girls to find one, makes logical sense but its not just as easy as "talk to them"

how can i talk to a woman

my life is shit, i have nothing to offer

i dont see the point, cant really stand it much longer

numbers game.
keep on doing it, there will be a girl.
if you just make friends without trying to have sex with her, she might have other friends.

you will get better at small talk etc.

And if someone is shy talking to girls, get used to talking first, with guys.

We all gonna make it.

what are you working/studying or doing with your life?
Are you already lifting?
Are you sick? or obese? What is your life situation? I want to help you for real.

Well im still struggling, ive talked to maybe 20 since summer and they have all been taken so i dunno whats wrong

My point was simply that even if you talk to them its still hard and the solution isnt as simple as just "talk to them" but avoiding them isnt a solution either
Dating girls is difficult

Are you me? Except I do not want to kms. I love living.

studying
lifting 5 years

no friends/job/hobbies

just sit around doing nothing most of the time outside of lifting

live with parents, not enough $$ to leave

people tell me i look like "ive seen some shit" pretty much fucked

You are the only kissless vigin on this board

I have a cousin whose 23 and a KHV.

Were going to buy him a hooker for Xmas.. It so bad that even his aunt is going to chip in.

22 (23 in a month) KV, mum and sisters definitely know. My immediate circle of friends also know this. At least I've started trying again since I started lifting. I hope I have a breakthrough soon.

Haha post pic bro I wana see squidward.
Pic related is me on holidays.

I'm a skinny fat DYEL for /fit standards and have fucked 14 girls and now have a qt gf. what is wrong with you bunch of retards?

Back when i was a kissless virgin my mum used to constantly tease and put me down for it and hide it behind the facade of it just being a joke. She does it to my brother as well.

She would have her female friends around and they'd talk about relationships and she'd say to them
>anons going to die before getting a gf at this rate
and laugh
or when i was going out with a girl or she'd laugh and tease me for being inexperienced. She would also joke about me being gay because i didnt have a girlfriend and call any of my male friends my boyfriend and insinuate we were gay.

On top of this she'd also use it against me in arguments. If i was angry at her or did something she disagreed with she'd say
>this is why you'll never get a girlfriend
>you'll never get a girllfriend if you act like this

It really ate away at my self confidence as a kid/teenager and now i have horrible intimacy issues with women and am afraid of initiating romanticly with them.

She still does it now even though ive had a gf before and tries to put me down in front of family members like uncles or grandparents or when i see my dad. They usually shut her down and tell me that normal families dont act like she does and are supportive, which makes me feel a little better. I cant wait to move out so i dont have to deal with her shit any more.

Post pic or it didnt happen.

At work today I was delivering in a pretty wealthy neighbourhood. I got to this house and knocked on the door and some old lady probably 60 covered in ink. She answered the door and I told her to sign papers and all that bull shit.
This guy walks out around the same time he was late 20s I would have to guess full neck beard. I greeted her and asked her where she would like the boxes (filled of wine) she said to the wierd guy who came out moment befone he will get them for me he will do what ever i tell him. Take these inside (little boy) mfw he didnt even say anything haha he just fuckin did.
When he was inside she was saying that she worked the night shift and that he worked part time. Implying he worked fuck all.
Does this relate to you fit bro.
Btw Im still not 100% sure that he was her son. He might have been her lil sex slave neckbeard manlet.

wat

Underrated

this. finally got told why don't you have a girlfriend (im 20). Feltweirdman.jpg I have had past relationships and dates but don't really want to get my parents involved as they hate that I like white women (im asian) and don't think they will care anyways.

When she would say this is why you'll never get a girlfriend

She meant one that's a bitch. Like her.

>Age 18
>6-7/10 looks
>6ft
>Average body not shreaded
>Fucked 2 girls
>Once each
>Only Whilst Drunk
>tfw struggle to talk to girls whilst sober

Women don't follow logic as strictly as most men do. When something feels right, it is good enough.

Your friend is a bro

Probably.

>25 years old
>never had a girlfriend
>3/10 face
>2/10 body

Anons i was like you once. I turned that torturous self introspection "what is wrong with me" feeling into animalistic hate towards women, masked with a pleasant exterior. I have two girlfriends right now and a side chick.

>mom
in denial and does mental gymnastics to explain why I don't do things with girls. "he's busy with engineering school, lifting, and research blah blah, he's a good boy blah blah blah"
>dad
pretty sure my mom was his one and only, never taught me anything about girls when growing up and never asks. shies away from the topic of women when it's brought up, not helpful
>sister
knows, but copies everything I do so apparently she's a kv as well (she's 19, I'm 23). told me her friends think she's a closet lesbian
>aunt (dad's sister)
sister talks to her a lot and said she's starting to wonder about me. I imagine the rest of my extended family is as well
>friends
a couple found out I was a virgin and clowned on me hardcore, I can tell they respect me a lot less. don't hang out with those ones that much anymore and now I just lie to people, not worth the stigma

as for the future I'll probably just fuck an escort eventually. I'm desensitized to being alone at this point, but once I graduate and start making $$ the end of this spring I can use my new resources to fulfill animal urges every once in a while

Wtf is this shite. Get the fuck off Veeky Forums you /r9k/ losers go back to your containment board or kill yourselves already you sad cunts

I have no problem getting numbers or laid while I'm drunk. Turned into an alcoholic now that Ive been sober for 6 months I realize I have no personality.. hurts man

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