How come this guy can get a woman but you cant?

how come this guy can get a woman but you cant?

I want a GF in 10 years.. not now.

>aether lens to aghs on zeus
>DP in 2016
>73 cs in 28 minutes

two mentally retarded individuals finding each other.

Because i am a brown

She enjoys his company so she sticks around. Eventually she going to hit her late 20s and realize her life is going no where with a cuckboy like that

what is this strange language? is it autism?

This desu

Is this really better than League? I tried playing it and it's so slow. I feel like you're farming 90% of the time.

>Is this really better than League?
>it's so slow
>farming 90% of the time

don't professional league games end with 15 combined kills in 55 minutes?

dotes is an objectively superior game. learning curve is steeper so you're probably going to suck which means you don't want to play it.

Fuck off shitter

Ok thanks :]

Is Dota 2 Veeky Forums's official game?

git gud

This guy literally looks like he enjoys watching his gf get fucked by other men

can you blame him? she's a plain jane qt.

yes

this

csgo is

A FUCKING GLOVE

A FUCKING RUNESCAPE KNOCK OFF

this is only one of my like 3 accounts

>71 cs in 28 minutes
2k mmr pleb

this
I want a gf when im ready to settle down and be a father. No point cucking yourself with a ltr when youre a young guy

Honestly I wouldn't stick my cock in that.

I can.

brother...

No, it's rocket league.

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>itt: the people who give you fitness advice

>darius
>not sion
cmon m'dude

I can outlane you and outlift you?

What's the point of your existence anymore?

>don't professional league games end with 15 combined kills in 55 minutes?
yes less than a percent of games none of us will ever take part in are slow.

>dotes is an objectively superior game. learning curve is steeper so you're probably going to suck which means you don't want to play it.
i dont have a fedora picture but this is what it would be used for. arguing over any video game is retarded

>tfw more than 1000h
>still shit at it

And I stopped playing for 2 months because I'm living abroad

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At first I wanted this too.

But when you think about it, it's better to get a long-lasting relationship now. By the time you're 30 all the good ones are taken already, it's better to secure a good woman now, and settle with her later. If you're planning on marrying her, then a decade-long relationship shouldn't be a problem

>. By the time you're 30 all the good ones are taken already
Can confirm that this is true
Problem is that i tried to have a relation earlier with a girl whom id then settle for a family life with but she cucked me and then replaced me and now im single, close to 30 and no chance in hell of getting out of the single life

Its a huge gamble, you could get fucked no matter what you do

>start an argument over which of 2 nearly identical games is better
>get your feelings hurt
>call the other person autistic for engaging in an argument you started

What if I always get tired of every girl I date after a few months? I get bored and want something new.

I'm 18, how do I avoid this situation? Marry at 25? Try as many girls as I can until I find the perfect one?

It's probably your mindset that's your problem

That, or you don't meet girls that actually interest you

>What if I always get tired of every girl I date after a few months?
Im more surprised you manage to date several
The dating pool is bone dry here, if a girl is even close to decent looking she has a boyfriend already unless she is uninterested in having one (at which point you cant do nothing with her anyway)

No idea mate, i honestly have no clue how to avoid it
Its pure luck i think at this point, if you meet a girl who is loving and single and manage to get her then you got yourself a gf
problem is girls who are into having a relationship in 10/10 cases are in one already so you need to meet her in that short time period when she wants a new bf or has just broken up with her old one

Thanks for the advice bro, good luck to you

lmao, you're right.