Ywn get a girl that twerks for you

>ywn get a girl that twerks for you.
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I'm not a nigger

>nigger mating ritual

I thought her pants read "DonĀ“t date me" and i was thinking just that
If you want this so bad just go to a strip club, those girls are happy to twerk for you

Why would I want some nigger culture embracing whore?

B-but she's a nice girl who ain't no hoe. [spoiler]Even if she twerks on instagram and Youtube[/spoiler]

I used to date a girl we went out clubbing and she started twerking in front of me it was the biggest turn off after that all the magic was gone I fucked her one last time and dumped her in the morning

Enjoy your potatoes you fucking alcoholic leprechain

This isn't attractive.

To you maybe but there are millions of guys who would throw their dick at her and stumble over themselves to do it, even with the retarded hand thingy she does in the end

Women have it hard my ass

>millions of guys who would throw their dick at her

I think you meant to say niggers. Millions of niggers would throw their dick at her.

The only thing i'd throw at her is a dollar bill.

Plenty of white guys would aswell but yes, i reckon most of em would be niggers

I prefer a petite, shy WHITE qt3.14 over some ratched hoodlum nigger wanna-be.

>tfw no modest volleyball gf

Twerking is sexy as fuck. I wish my gf could do it t b h

senpaitachi...

I already have. And I'm dyel
Thank god I'm white and tall

>Thank god I'm white and tall
>Implying this helps
Niggers get bitches twerking in their face and strip joint patrons aswell

yep

if a girl can twerk she's a slut
i wouldnt want to father children with a girl that twerked her way through 17

>ywn get a boy that twerks for you
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>implying niggers get quality bitches who also twerk
I've got it all you nigger

>implying i take the word of a faggot who browses a hungarian baby cooking forum
Niggers get quality bitches all the time, prettiest ones usually go black or atleast brown for some fucking reason and then sometimes back to white
One might argue that going black or brown gives her a low quality stamp but thats beside the point

Are you serious? You sound like a whiny nigger who can't accept the fact that only immature girls fall for the nigger act. Women know white men are respectable. Think about it bruh, it's either you make it big in the rap game (highly unlikely) or you'll sell drugs and live off food stamps.

If your average white dude knew how to dance he would be so much more successful with women. If you're decently attractive and have a good sense of rythm, girls will go wild when you put your hand on the small of their back and bodyroll to the beat with them. There are few things I love more than simulating sex on the dance floor.

I came here for pics of cute girls, instead I get this huge load of autism, what the fuck Veeky Forums?

Im white bro...
Ive seen many girls who date black/brown guys, only a few have kids with em but i assumed we were talking about dating/fucking right now and now settle down

>There are few things I love more than simulating sex on the dance floor.
Now you sound like a nigger, no offence but holy shit
From what ive heard the last thing girls want is some dude dry humping them on the dance floor but you do you user

Where do you live? Detroit?

I live in ya moms pussy u twat

Dancing with people is the opposite of autism, dummy.

It's only "dry humping" if you're a shitty dancer. If you're good at it, it's smooth, sensual, and done with finesse. Girls don't want the former, but definitely want the latter.

Not even american, my friend

>There are few things I love more than simulating sex on the dance floor.
It's only "dry humping" if you're a shitty dancer. If you're good at it, it's smooth, sensual, and done with finesse. Girls don't want the former, but definitely want the latter.

100% Autism rite dere

You sound like a cuck dude. White guys have certain things going for them, but you're not understanding that what attracts girls is confidence and swagger regardless of race and age.

Take a dose of the redpill before you get too deep with a girl and think that your race will protect you from getting cheated on.

Pro tip: if you want to be taken seriously, avoid using the word swagger in 2016.
Real men have class *tips fedora*

>It's only "dry humping" if you're a shitty dancer.
Im really, really sceptical of this since most fucking dipshits consider themselves "good" at dancing when they really just rub their half chub at some girl in the club making her uncomfortable
If you actually took classes and do a real dance then youd have an argument but thats not whats being discussed here

You must be the wallflower quietly sipping his drink and thinking about how the music is too loud and your feet hurt and you wouldn't want to touch any of those gross sluts anyway

I know, black men suck at dancing. I don't see them doing the salsa or ballroom (real) dancing

I have taken dance classes, and I go to club nights pretty often, so I know exactly what you mean. My point is that there is a distinction between what you are describing and actually dancing with a girl in a way that makes her feel sexy/turned on and not creeped out.

>My point is that there is a distinction between what you are describing and actually dancing with a girl in a way that makes her feel sexy/turned on and not creeped out.
I can agree to this, you can succeed if you know how to dance but correct me if im wrong but you need a partner to dance and this opens up two problems
1. If she doesnt know shit about your dance things seem like they will suck major ass, true girls dont need to do much beside exist but i come from a martial arts background and if the person youre training with is clueless/doing the wrong things you too will look bad
2. If she doesnt want to dance this is also a problem and most chicks ive seen usually dance with their friends as a sort of cockblocker
Granted i never go out to clubs because the chances of getting laid through that is extremly low where i live and its not my definition of a good time so there is no point but girls tend to flock together naturally

Learning to dance can help you but most dancing ive seen in my days is usually dry humping guys

>1.

This is what makes the distinction between a good dancer and a dry humper or whatever. it is true that if the girl has no sense of rythm or tempo the whole thing is fucked from the getgo. However, if she can at least keep the beat, it isn't that hard to sync your movements to hers or guide her into doing the same. Dancing in all forms is communication. A perfect example is salsa: the male plays the lead role so he dictates basically everything that is happening. I used to take salsa lessons and afterwards would watch the expert/high level dancers - I've watched an experienced salsa dancer (guy) take a complete newbie (girl) and make her look like a pro just from leading her with his hands. She didn't have to do shit, he basically just spun her around and made her the envy of every other chick there. The same concept applied to "freestyle" dancing, just to a lesser extent.

>2.

If the girl doesn't want to, she doesn't want to. Obviously you should never try to force anyone into something they don't want to do. If she says no you just drop it and ask someone else.

You make good arguments for taking up dancing but in my reality there are no girls to dance with so ill keep to my martial arts
Still would be fun to try so i think im going to someday

You are right mate. But who let's lose like an animal at a club like this ? Very few Veeky Forumsizens I reckon. Simply because it requires a mix of not being blackout drunk and very low inhibitance. The average white guy will just feel stupid doing the whole "bb u so sexi, come to my crib" routine while running his hands over her body and wriggling like a worm.
Especially if you are not after low class whores.

I mean, you might drive a decent woman crazy enough to convince her to do somethign she usually would not. But that is not what the majority of Veeky Forums is after I think.

Different seduction techniques work for different people. Personally, I feel just as silly approaching a girl and chatting her up with the same shit she's probably heard hundreds of times before. The reality is that if your endgame is just to get your dick wet, no matter what you say/do it's going to be animalistic/crude/sinister in its own way because you're only doing it for sex.

I genuinely enjoy dancing, so I have no problem doing it completely alone, with people watching, whatever. If a cute girl wants to dance with me that's fun too, but for me it's not purely an activity I do just to get laid.

Like you said, most Veeky Forumsizens probably don't think that way - I would say most white guys in general, especially Americans have no desire to dance unless a hot girl is dragging them to the dancefloor. It is a huge part of a lot of cultures however and imo the best way to socialize and enjoy good music.

I am from the Netherlands and I can confirm that whites over here don't do this either.
Apart from nig infested parties such as reggaeton or bubbling parties you will not see much exuberant dancing, save for the ever present hardstyle/hardcore parties.

>swagger

>mfw most hispanics can't even dance salsa
>mfw most of them grind on eachother during bachata and reggaton/merengue

>that line of girls in the corner waiting their turn
this hasnt made it to my country yet

Entire thread quickly devolved into geared up limpdicks doing a classic fox and sour grapes thing, and homely legbeards doing the "hate on any woman no matter what" thing.

>traduction: I don't have high test/libido like niggers, I'm an incel cuck.

>I prefer a petite, shy WHITE qt3.14
This doesn't make her less of a whore, she might be the bigger BBC craving slut for all you know.

>Entire thread quickly devolved into geared up limpdicks doing a classic fox and sour grapes thing

someone tell me what this means

this

sure, she'd be a nice lay, but i would never get emotionally invested in someone who doesn't have a modicum of self respect.

WHAT FUCKING LOSERS ARE ON THIS BOARD GOD DAMN

On every fucking Party I am there are at least 2 girls which either rub their ass on my dick while we dance or touch and grab my body

Self respect = not twerking?
There are litteral pornstars and paid whores of both sexes on this board who get buck ass naked here...but they get a free pass.
Is that what you're saying.

>not reading Aesop

man that word is old as heck like fuck u lol

>this is "empowering"

why are women so fucking stupid

> Personally, I feel just as silly approaching a girl and chatting her up with the same shit she's probably heard hundreds of times before

Give us your unique approach then, casanova

her bf is filthy beaner

what i took that as, or at least what i hope he was trying to say because it works for me, is just being a genuine person. that way youre not bullshitting anyone, and you wont fall into a script of "hey bb u wan sum fuk?"

its easier to meet quality girls this way, and the sluts will still be there if you choose

it reads "don`t hate me"

you really need advice from /pol/ in this case. It will made things clear for you.

Just bee yourself