Love opening me a fresh jar of nut but

love opening me a fresh jar of nut but

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>tfw opening a new jar
>tfw it's alredy empty
>the second one and third one too
I can't fucking control myself
JUST

This stuff is literally cocane.

What kind of third world shithole do you live in where peanut butter comes in jars?

>using literally in a nonliteral context
You're part of the problem

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You're literally a faggot

Fresh jar of shut the fuck up.

Unsweetened PB is where it's at.

the last one I opened popped so loud it made my ears ring for a while

>"literally" can be used when describing a noun or adjective to accentuate a comparison and remind the listener that you are not talking figuratively. generally used as an insult

>you are literally too stupid to insult
>meaning the phrase 'too stupid to insult' is to be taken at face value, not used a mere figure of speech, but that someone is actually to stupid to insult

idiot

>eating the peanut butter
>not warming it up, sticking your dick in it, and using it as a fleshlight

I ate one that was sweetened around three months ago. It is still sitting in the storage room to this day because it was fucking disgusting.

I don't know how anyone can stand sweetened peanut butter. That shit is bad.

Why do homosexuals like this peanut butter meme so much?

>nut but

this is literally the reason i have a costco membership

Thats fucking nuts.. get it!
Good ole nutbut

Nut but in a can!! Thats so gross

T-T-T-THREAD KILLER EXTRAORDINAIRE!!
Gotcha motherfuckers

I killed this thread
Nobody will post in it ever again

Fuck me too bro

tfw I don't live in Canada and can get the kraft peebee with cute lil bears

>he buys peanut butter with hydrogenated oils in it

wew lad

Those bears look quite mischievous actually

Check dem trips..
Feel me /b/

op here. don't worry friend, it's unsweetened.

sweetened nut butter is for plebs

I ROLLED STRAIGHT NINES FOR THAT BABY!

I SAID I ROLLED STRAIGHT NINES FOR THAT BABY!!

I don't like those bears

this isn't /b/ cuckboi

it literally says no added sugar

what the best brand of pb?

pic related is objectively the best brand of peanut butter

>remind the listener that you are not talking figuratively
>is talking figuratively
I know this is the bait, I just wants to clear some of this legitimate person it wrong but to not know