This just happened
>be me
>just got finished watching the Zyzz and Chestbrah Genesis vid
>shiet was cash
>leg day today
>sohype.bat
>take about 2 scoops of pre (2 scoops meaning that I scooped up the powder till it formed a good mountain over the scoop. Repeat 2x)
>5 minutes pass
>freight_train.mp3
>nope
>feel storm a'brewin in my anoos
>run to bachroom
>slam arse on toilet
>BOOM
>I swear on my life my liver just came out of my ass
>I look down at the horror
>see wiggle
>wtfrickfrack
>a tapeworm
>a. tapeworm.
>call doctor
>tells me I'm fine
>come to Veeky Forums
>type this up
Pre Workout Horror Story
did you shit up part of it or wholle
if wholle then youre gucci but if only parts then you should want to get it removed it literally steals the gains from you
especially vitamins
Whole thing. Doc asked the same thing
Diatemaceous earth shreds parasites.
i still lwould get checked
you can have multiple at once i think
and since you had one you are in risk zone
...how can you tell?
btw, I'm terrified of something like that happening to me. You got me some PreTSD
>literally more concerned about gains than a fucking parasite
tapeworms are not that dangerous per se
but they literally feed on your pre gains
"In rare cases, infection with the fish tapeworm can cause vitamin B12 deficiency, because the worm absorbs this vitamin. You need vitamin B12 to make red blood cells, so a deficiency can lead to anaemia (a reduced number of red blood cells)."
I have seen that in Dr House.
Oh man I haven't watched house in years. Might binge it later this week
Where the fuck do you think you are?
its just i have a phobia of any type of parasite no bully
house was a good fucking show tho
How to rid one's self of a tapeworm?
Take drugs which will kill it
Were you ever sick or did you have previous symptoms? Or did you just take a shit and see it?
How can you tell? Holy shit.
Such as?
preworkout
My old grandmother was an old school pharmacist and she told me this is how they used to get rid of tapeworm in the old days:
You had to basically starve yourself for a week. Then, you would drink a full liter of hot milk.
This would make the worm to come right up and you would have to literally pull it out of your mouth, like a magician pulling ribbons from his mouth.
Once done, you'd have to bring the worm to the pharmacist, who would check and see if the head would still be on it.
If not, sorry friendo, you'd have to do it again, since it would grow back full size within a few days.
1200 scoops of real food
Idk what its called
The doctor prescribes it
We have drugs that just kill them now
Would pounding liqueur do the trick? Shit's pretty strong and can alreaady kill me. I can't beleive a tapeworm would hold its drink better than I can.
T-thats bullshit, right?
>not re-eating the worm for an infinite protein source
original GOMAD
>tie little noose around tapeworm, tie little string around one of your back teeth
>pull the fucker up once a week, eat everything but the head
>reswallow
>repeat
is this the best way to do a cut? free protein AND a little guy that will help keep your weight down swimming around inside of you
Hes getting the protien from you to begin with.
eating him back should balance it out? i mean how much can a tapeworm realistically consume that can't be made up for with another scoop
Have a tapeworm, gonna try three scoops C4 and some ATG squats
Then why keep him around in the first place?
My tapeworm had a heart attack
good night sweet prince
Where the hell do you live? Tapeworms in the west? Not on my watch
Yeah. Tapeworms are all fun and games until the eggs go into your bloodstream and you end up with tapeworms in your brain. Or they breed so much that you literally are have more worm than guts inside you
this is my nightmare
Neither of those things actually happen, r-right?
There's a reasom they are dangerous lol. If they werent people would use them to lose weight all the time
SHOO SHOO Gains Goblin
Chipotle should get the bastard as it ruptures your insides, maybe some taco bell quesaritos after to really scorch the earth
Fuck that id rather just have a goddamn tapeworm.
is that a fucking basilisk?!