I've had tinder for 3 hours is this what making it looks like??

was about to say you're gonna get robbed homie, but if you've talked with her before, go get sum.

you must be really hot though, never had girl been THIS direct with me ever

And?
many guys are but it doesnt really matter
You know what, please go and get your kidneys harvested
its gonna be great, i promise

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>dont threaten me with a good time

this saying really grinds my gears

why don't you invite here over right now?

>grinds my gears
this saying really finds my ears

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because im on Veeky Forums

more of the conversation please, and pics of girls

Can we see profile OP with blanked out face?

Also this

>any girl willing to fuck that quickly
Cope harder. Every girl is willing to that quickly if you're hot enough.

Now who is coping? lol

>me browsing tinder
>20 year old virgin
>girls often smile at me so I don't think I look too bad
>autistic as fuck so I will never make a first move in reallife
>literally hit like on every girl except for fat ones
>see this nice girl let's call her X
>hit like
>X hit's like too so we have a match
>X writes me "why are u hitting like if you are hetero?"
>wtf.jpg
>X's is a trap (he calls himself a draqueen)
>due to my virginity I don't excaclty know if I am str8 or not
>I always felt a little gay because I like to fap on gay porn(also gay thoughts if no porn)
>tell X that I am propably gay
>we exchange number and met the day after
>he is a 5'7 skinny dude in girl clothes
>it was so much easier to talk to him because he is a dude
>we end up kissing on this evening
>it actually felt strange. I have kissed one girl before and it felt better.
thats all unfortunately.
I asked him for sex or if I could give him a blowjob, he agreed and then blocked me.
no gay experience for me

so here we are playing the tinder game finding grills

t-thanks Veeky Forums

Fucking Chad get out, get thefuxk out reeeeeee

ignore the beta losers in this thread op

my ex started with an internet fuck request and lasted 7 years
if you go for a shrinking violet then don't come crying when you have to beg sex off her in a couple of months

you need a game bird

no homo?

This is the quintessential Veeky Forums post.

Don't worry bro. We're all gonna make it.

If get we're all gonna make it, expect you, you faggot.

>I always felt a little gay because I like to fap on gay porn
>a LITTLE

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Dude 95% of my watched porn is str8 or even lesbian don't call me gay

>Where but
>Yeah lght
What the fuck is this supposed to mean? I'm not a native speaker but I have no trouble understanding anything from academic English to T.I.'s lyrics and I legit don't understand

You're that baby faced faggot that posts in every cbt

There m8

>where though?
>yeah, alright.

I'm Ausfag

why dont u go and fuck her you fagit

I will tomorrow reeeee

> not asking him for a blowjob before offering to return the favor

Thanks m8 that explains a lot

>be basically a virgin, haven't had sex in years
>only fucked two prostitutes
>be fatass
>tfw I've never been able to cum unless fapping
>match with this cute kinda chubby girl off Tinder
>talk to her for about a week
>get her number last night
>she's drinking, I'm sober
>flirting heaps
>tell her I want to see her tonight
>asks if I'm drunk too
>say yes, but I can drive
>back and forth for a bit, she gives me her address
>drive round there
>she greets me at the door
>a lot fatter than her Tinder pics, eh whatever
>she offers me wine, drink a glass
>can tell she's nervous, tell her I never do this
>'me either'
>move closer to her, start kissing her
>oh god wtf
>feel stubble on her upper lip
>try to ignore it
>get undressed, she's got them big fat titties
>takes me to her bed room
>I take out a few condoms I brought
>tell her I'll need help, try to put one on
>never done it before, break it
>fuck, open the other
>manage to get it on
>start fucking her missionary
>she's moaning heaps
>decide to eat her out
>mfw she's hairy as fuck down there
>eh, too far gone now
>start fingering her, she's going bananas
>ask her if she wants to try doggy
>she's got a full on fupa which is hanging low as fuck, can't get it in
>finger her some more
>she gets on top
>fucking for what felt like a good twenty minutes or so
>not having the best time
>realize there's no way I'm going to blow
>fake an orgasm anyway
>she gets off and goes to the toilet
>start getting dressed
>talk a little, gtfo

>>be basically a virgin, haven't had sex in years
>>only fucked two prostitutes

Post a pic

Prostitutes dont count, buying sex is bypassing the competition and is a cheat
you cant count that as getting laid

>no homo

why?

Of the girl

good job brah, would smash. I usually jump at the opportunity right away if it presents itself (without actingdesperate ofc), but if you feel like you have it totally under control i dosn't matter i guess, probably just makes her want itmore

Dat manjaw thou

The only other Nikita I've ever heard of looked like this, just saying

She was a lot fatter irl, made her cum though. She hasn't gotten back to me, not that Igive a fuck

People call this cute? holy shit senpai this is the kind of girl I'd immediately block if she messaged me.

If you're into that then great, don't let me stop you, but, fuck man.

m8 did you miss the part about me being a virgin fatass?

not the guy but despair makes you lower your standards

>why aren't you over every night?
>I have to shitpost with the lads on Veeky Forums you sloot.

Literal 4/10 with that scream mask face

>if finding girls to fuck was this easy guys all over the world would be alot happier and prostitution and porn wouldnt be profitable
guess what, if you'r not ugly and if you have a decent body you can fuck girls easily, who'd guess right? when i roided last year i joined tinder and fucked 12 girls on a month, i didn't even talked to any girl, they talked to me, asked me out, we drinked couple beers, we fucked, never spoke again (couple girls called me other times tho) now i'm of cycle, and getting back on the gym after 6 months of a broken rib and arm and i look average af

height and which country o you live in?

she looks dumb af

>don't call me gay because i fap to gay porn, faggot

>, if you'r not ugly and if you have a decent body you can fuck girls easily
Im well above average face wise and im 6'1'' at 200lbs(15% bf) so id say im in a good position but this has not been my experience at all
Im in uni an thought it would be a blast filled with single chicks looking to fuck during the weekends to lighten stress but this has not been the case at all
The only single girl ive met during the summer was an overweight girl with a moustache who looked like adam sandler

Stupid question but why did you go off cycle? ive been thinking of going on gear but since there are no single girls were i live this has very little draw so im curious how this would work

MORE PICS OF THIS SLUT OP, I NEED THEM FOR SCIENCE

can you talk to girls? are you confident?

haha the fuck is this shit

you're obviously talking to a fake profile else girls in the us are extremely slutty with rediculously low standards

Is this bait? He looks good compared to the average guy in the US.

Yep, i have no problems talking to them or other strangers
I started school and shortly after i went through a breakup so i thought me being fit, tall and goodlooking would do me good in uni so i went for it but found out that there were next to no single girls in my class or seemingly in school

She's a cardio bunny from my gym I've met her once before ..

>this saying really finds my ears
man this winds up my rear

He's a juiced repulsive faggot, rpobably jelly as hell.

Im not the same guy but that pic makes him look very average so the point is valid, something is strange
Given it is hard to see his face i judge the points i do see and i find noting extra ordinary

You really think I'm juiced? What a compliment lmaooo dyel detected

you call this avarage you dumb

Dont be mad bro
Good face + good body + decent pictures gets you free pussy anytime anyday on tinder its a fact

Why does your whore have a guy's name?

Hnnng more pls

I'm willing to bet 10k you're a male

That is average you dumbskull

I will take your money and another shirtless pic of the random hot dude, thanks

being a tranny doesnt make you not a man, user

average body
average stupid haircut

god the actualt "average" american most be one ugly motherfucker if this many people on Veeky Forums think this is something to admire

Hahaha dude this is a board full of fit men posting half nude and sometimes nude pics, there be girls lurking

>expect you
Good get user, I expect we'll ALL make it.

yes because girls dont see naked men IRL and have dicks being thrust their general direction on a daily basis
Im starting to think there is something seriously wrong with this boards perception
Girls aparently need to seek out halfnaked men and dick and average dude is "juiced up"
What the actual fuck is going on here?

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Banging a prostitute is like a half or at least a quarter point on your kill count.
It's not like you don't even need SOME balls to go and fuck one.

I am a girl, looking at hot naked men here(surprisingly not everyone is muscly in real life) and what do you expect me to do go to the beach every day, or fuck randoms all the time, no thanks. Now seriously stfu and show me your abs

Fit is riddled with body dysmorphia and insecurities, and seriously skewed perceptions. to the unsuspecting normie OPs pic would be 'huge' 'ripped'...

I have no response to this reckless faggotry user, stop trolling and get some help
Perferably help in killing yourself

>I am a girl
user, if you have a penis you're not a girl.

Kill yourself faggot

yeah and all women are whores, what's your point?

Lel you remind me of my ex, so insecure he was slightly unstable

I find it hard to believe that normies have such a skewed perception they think thats what juicy is, i mean you see underwear models who are ripped on billboards and ripped guys in sports on TV and on the beach/anywhere its allowed for men to be topless
Its not like normies dont have any point of reference, i see guys who are as built as that pic regularly who dont lift so again...what the fuck is up with the world?

>tfw chad can say literally anything and get laid
>user has to be 100% perfect conversationalist or he gets BTFO
The FACE meme is real

>so insecure
We arent the ones pretending to be girls on a nigerian camel breeding forum mate
Pot, meet kettle

Trappy go back to plg and stay there.

I got a pretty killer physique and I only have like 700 matches, I hardly ever get new ones, I think that you shouldn't post a topless selfie cause every guy does it, try and be a little more interesting and unique

The average man has very low standards. This is why you got all those 5/10s walking around thinking they are hot shit.

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