Come on in user the water's nice and cool

>come on in user the water's nice and cool
>yeah user take that shirt off and show us those abs you've been working on!

N-No thank you

W-what am i looking at here?
siamese twins?

sorry ladies cardio kills gains.

>take off those trunks user!
>you aren't small or anything are you?

d-dont make me blow my rape whistle m'ladies

Can I bring some friends?

i have a huge pot belly

don't know who the chick on the left is, but that's barbara palvin on the right

i just started girls pls wait some more

They look conjoined into some form of mass
bad picture sure but still, looks like crap

...

Sorry she-devil I'm already satisfied fully with Muh sip

shut up and eat more pussy.

>he drinks from an open can

BEGONE GAINS GOBLINS

>shut up
>eat more
Pick one retard.

>2016
>opening your food before you injest it
Sgbtyg

B-but I already did cardio today.

Ah dammit.

I saw the OP thumbnail and thought it was a conjoined Twin.

That's my fetish.

I'm disapointed.

y-you too

Im coming ;)

>looks like crap

>not liking conjoined girls
you know, i dont think you'll make it if we ever meet aliens in our lifetime