I know everything about gear/juice/gas/roids...ask me anything

Your local steroid dealer.

mkay..

proper step by step on how to homebrew Test.

Proper protocol for Slin

and proper protocol for Synthol

and proper cycle for Trest.

oh wait you dont know.. back to your adorable cycle of 500 test a week.

stay adorable.

Not in the am bro

Is 21 too young to juice? I wanna do a standard test cycle when my birthday hits

Not OP, and I'm not on gear. The answer to your question is no, you don't need gear for a cobra back.

if im naturally freckly will melanotan 2 fuck my up and ruin my complexion worse

im not super freckle but a little bit on the arms

Do you know basic stoichiometry?

height, weight and how long u been training?

I compete and home brew my own shit

with years experience of all competitive compounds.

but sure, entertain the natties with your beginner cycle knowledge.

it is adorable to watch.

guaranteed under 5'8"

>cobra back

shows Fluffy physique with mediocre definition

oh you natties.

Other substances would necessarily be required. A first time user will respond fairly well. Mild results to be expected. But more than anything you can buy over the counter.

>Looking for serious assistance here

I only want to run a proper test cycle and see where it takes me

1. Where do you actually get quality product?
2. How to know the proper cycle for a beginner
3. Being honest here I believe I grew up low test from an early age until my 20s, and I haven't gifted with genetics as other guys, what can I honestly do?

Not OP

Good, you are injecting heavy metals in your ass.
Stick to your microwave.

Nice. For some reason my lats only look big when I flex them. If I don't it looks like I don't have lats.

stick to your 13 inch arms and small sized shirts.

That particular pic was taken on Dec 9th, 2015

Height: 5'9
Weight: 180ish
Two years from when that picture was taken

>homebrews own steriods in bathtub
>completely fucks his hormonal system by age 35
>injecting complete toxins to "save a buck" from buying the real stuff

> inb4 you are using plastic containers

Lads, at least learn high school chemistry before cooking you own poison.

Also

tell me the proper protocols of EPO and how to prep it pre event.

oh wait no, this is just a beginner cycle thread.

I'll boost your ego..

do .. do I need to aspirate?
HAHAHAHA fucking Social Autism, all of you.

Homebrew is for amatuers. Get a source, like a crooked pharmacist, doctor or organized crime member. All straight from the pharmacy.

that works when you're using mommy and daddys money and your cycle only costs 300 bucks.

when you're using 4 grams of gear a week.. yeah it will get costly. On top of everything else.

These ask me anything thread about gear is fucking pathetic.

The most these kids can answer are.. PCT questions for basic shit, and how to get started.

5'4" competed at 188 back in late 90's. One place from turning pro in US. Just joined a gym on monday.

>5'9

I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT BEGINNER CYCLE, AND THAT IS THE LIMIT OF MY KNOWLEDGE.

ftfy.

learn how to title your shit properly, some of the big boys are here and will correct your Autism.

no joke, you sound like a complete tool bag who tries wayyyyy to hard

>brags about his puffy 0 definition "cobra" back
>5'9 180lbs
>thinks he even compares to jay and ronnie's 5'9 280lbs 6% bodyfat back

You have higher bodyfat(in lbs) than them and literally 100lbs less lean body mass, fuck off with your sad delusions.

As far as a source, I can't help you. A proper cycle for a beginner can be almost anything. Plenty of good info in the net. I would 4-600mg a week would be a good start.

what did your first cycle look like? and what does a typical steroid cycle look like?

EPO? Seriously? You're in the wrong thread Lance Armstrong.

No clue what you are talking about, other than shit posting on a forum.

>protocols of EPO

IS THIS NIGGA CEREAL xDDDDDD

Not really gear but what's the best diet while running DNP? No carb, low carb, moderate carb? Training tip?

mma?
crossfit?
boxing?

you kids are adorable.

no joke yo doggie doggie.

Willing to bet you sag your pants.

Did I hurt your delicate mediocre physique feelings with the lack of knowledge you have?

stay cute.

>tries way to hard
stating basic ADVANCED protocols.

oh you kids.

haha, my first cycle was 1 bottle of Upjohn Winstrol. One 30 CC bottle, and I think I took 100 mgs, twice a week.

its a drug.

its a widely used drug in endurance sports.

But nobody in this autistic forum knows how to use it.

Just stick with your 500 mg test knowledge. its fun to watch.

DNP? sorry, don't know what that is.

No shit GH
It's not a steroid, this is a steroid related thread.

what would happen if these guys stop taking roids?

Most effective AI and whether to take it throughout cycle or just for PCT

you use gear hand in hand with epo or GH

which NEEDS protocol, and is steroid related.

it's okay, again i'll boost your ego by asking you basic bitch questions.

Do do i use caffeine with my Bronkaid?
Do i need prescription for it?

please sir, i needss to know
youre the best ;) TEE HEE

low carb to minimize heat issues.

if it's a short high blast of like 800mg for 10 days you can get away without training after day 2.

do a few push ups at home if you really feel like it.

I assure you I've gone further in the muscle world than anyone in this forum right now.

how.. how many puffs of my albuterol do I take so i can start burning body fat?

thank you.

TEE HEE

...

>babyshit from teen bodybuilding talking about eca

kid, get the fuck out of here, we don't deal with bottom of the barrel practically useless drugs.

> Fraudlets in charge of being stupid

it piss

THey lose weight and look normal.

yep.

until i came along and butt blasted you and called you out.

again, stick with your basic bitch knowledge.

Im done with this thread anyways.
You can have the newbies, as you are yourself.

Probably going to run half that with 500mg of crystal but the plan is three weeks

>tfw 26 yrs old
>pretty decent natty physique
>tfw make over $100k
>tfw already fat 401k
>tfw fucked 50+ girls

yeah, nah...keep making your own steriods my man. You are super awesome and totally crushing life bro!!!1!

bahahah

omg you took that seriously.

SOCIAL AUTISM at its finest.

It appears you are fighting with another poster, not the OP.

thats adorable

qualifying yourself to me.

What else should you include in your resume to get my approval?

adorable.

>his life is so miserable and hes buttblasted so hard he has to lie in a child pornography website's steroid subforum

You're right, I'm just a poser. Ya got me.

He is responding to t 5 posters thinking that they all are OP.
Those metals he injects really fucked him up.

so answer my question then.

simple one.

basic steps for homebrewing test

or

protocols for using slin in contest prep.

its okay i wont wait too long.

Nigga, you can't even make Benzene by yourself.

I guess. He needs to back off the ephedrine and synthroid.

Will Anavar 20mg for 100 days do anything?

why would i make bb or ba myself, when they're dirt cheap.

homebrew doesnt mean you make everything from scratch. geezus

Please stop feeding the troll who by the sound of it is still in high school

Dude, myself nor anyone I knew ever home brewed a fucking thing. They were packaged right from the god damn pharmacy. They were either gotten through pharms and docs, or the mafia guys would have the routes of the delivery truck, pull it over, pay the driver and steal the goods. No one home brewed. No one! You think Ronnie Coleman or Jay are fucking around in their bath tub making their shit?

300mg of test e once a week for 10 weeks do anything

Yep just brush me off as trolling, easier to swallow that pill instead of admitting this is a basic bitch knowledge thread.

back to your DNP threads and protein powder threads.

cute.

Sure. Better than any supplements but not huge results. 100 days is a safe period of time.

> why would I do anything more thank turning on microwave
> homebrewing
> using dirt cheap laced shit
> when your compounds weigh 2 times more than it should

> i know everything about gear

can't answer simple intermediate knowledge shit

>ron coleman j cutler

naming few bodybuilders that can afford 10 thousand dollars worth of igf 1 a month.

Clueless about the rest of the circuit homebrewing

OHHHHHH the AUTISM

>keeps saying cute and adorable

Is something wrong with you? Are you s-s-stupid, boy?

starting to sound like a defense mechanism. Sad.

Sure, but not a ton. Keep in mind, they prescribe 200mg of testosterone to guys for low T. so its not much, but you'd see results.

not understanding social boundaries.

being this needy, needing every statement has to be unique towards him.

ADORABLE but yet cute.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA

I'm simply trying to answer questions. yeah, the title was a little provocative but I'm being genuine. I do have experience.

Do i need prescription when buying protein powder?

Mommy will come with me to buy it..

I'm sure you do.

im just being a toxic asshole that needs to go to bed.

get at it.

Been stating this entire forum needs a sticky about beginner gear, but mods are retards.

anyways have fun.

> muh homebrewing PhD
> doesn't know how to make anhydrate

Regarding questions about how much to take starting out, most questions have mentioned minor amounts. I was stunned to find out how much pros use (daily). Pre contest they would take as many as 5 injections, 60 tabs, HGH, insulin, thyroid, xanax, clenbuterol and a few different anti estrogen tabs like tamoxifen to prevent aromatization of all the testosterone. I thought it will kill them within a week, yet they did it all the time.

Bet he can't even concentrate and purify a compound.

TO be honest, I couldn't. That's a side of it I never got into or learned much about.

>When chembrahs come over and rape your ass
>" I-I'm just being an a-ashole guise."
>" I need to go to b-bed now."
>" S-stop it you guise!"

how do i go from a test cycle at 500/w to a cruise of 200/w? do i just start pinning cruise dose immediately on next week?

I'm currently 180, not looking to add too much mass, just kinda cut up a little bit and fit back into my normal clothes again. I did GOMAD for a little bit, which worked great! Just not a fan of the fat gain.

How about how much do you think I would gain? 5, 10 pounds?

what are the side effects of steroids?

I would go down by a 100mg a week. Typically your strength is measured in 50g to 200mg per cc, so its easy to meter down. If you drop the entire amount from one week to the next, you'll feel/notice a drop in your performance and possibly bodyweight.

Its nearly impossible to answer that without knowing you. Too many factors come into play.

Pics or you're just a layer on the interneets

I just verified with images of pizza....scary.

weight gain, water retention, acne, strength gain, increased boner activity, puffy face, veins, increased appetite.

Hey anons I just went to buy my first set of shit for my first cycle. Was planning on running a 12 week cycle of Test E @ 500mg per week.

However at the moment my guy only had 1 vial (10ml) of Test P and 1 vial (10ml) of test E. He suggested I use the Test P for the first 3 weeks of my cycle to kickstart it. Also he gave me a bigass bottle of "liquid letro" which he recommended I only take if I start to notice any gyno issues.

Is he steering me in the right direction? I trust this guy a ton, and he's going to get me another bottle of Test E in 2 weeks along with my clomid/nolva pct once his orders come in.

Ballpark it. What's the average results one would expect?