HIGH TEST

HIGH TEST

You have to find a sneaky way to check that ass out edition

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Quieres lamerlo?

blurry of a chick i knocked up last year. Great ass.

B R E H S

Russian chick I met off of tinder while I was in the US

serious question though, how do you guys check out girls when you're at the gym? I literally can't avert my gaze sometimes. When a girl with a big ass in leggings is squatting, it's like every urge in me down to my DNA is forcing me to look.

Gross man. Sorry to hear that

it's cool, she got a shmashorsin

Just look
Also
>fat

Wew.. good for you lad

If I am that close to her while being "sneaky" then my face is also probably in her ass already.

FUCKING DELETE THIS SHIT

beep beep real high test coming through. for brehs eyes only...

DESIRE TO COLONIZE INTENSIFIES

all fake

Do you fags really try to hide the way that you check out women? Just fucking check them out you scared fucks.

Women appreciate it far more when you're blatantly eye-fucking them up and down in the gym rather than using a five mirror bounce and hiding behind a machine to get a two second glimpse of one of her ass cheeks. Don't be creepy and don't make it excessive.

Enjoy getting reported as soon as a girl doesnt find you attractive or is having one of them days

Little chubby gnome fucker, show me some 10/10s

The blackest has the most white facial features. kek

High test is just Fat girls.

> He doesn't want a fit, disciplined cutie
> inb4 doesn't exist aka Projection

this

better to just get one solid look you can remember instead of glancing every ten seconds

I do this shit at work and nobody really calls me on it

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>high test thread
>posts criminally low test
Kys my mans.

High test is disgusting.
>not op

TRIPLE MIRROR TRICK
TRT

not that guy but I love chubby gnomes.

Your face is disgusting.

Looks like a man. Kys you faggot beta bitch, there's a reason males are biologically attracted to big asses and tiddies.

yuck

woman shouldn't look like this

BUMP

>t.stumble somethin

High test just means you consider more types of women attractive. If you only find fat chicks attractive you have a fetish, not high test. If you are attracted to both chubby and skinny and everyone in between, if you would fuck anything that even slightly resembles a woman, YOU ARE HIGH TEST.

>High test thread

Like YIKES scoob Velma sure became a thick one.

Have any of you actually fucked a high test girl?

I mean don't get me wrong, I'll still fuck them, but the majority of them
>get tired quick
>don't smell too great once shit gets hot and heavy
I fucked one girl when I was 16 who had the """""""" nicest"""""”"" ass in school at the time and her ass was just...unsanitary. Like she couldn't wipe it all the way and didn't have the courtesy to use baby wipes....

That said, the best I ever had was a high test cutie. But be warned anons.

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>disproportionate bodies
>fat, disgusting asses
>t. obesity
absolutelydisgusting.jpg

THINN
THINN
THINN
THINN
THINN

i am jelous and irritated

>shmashorsin
A what?

You did not fuck a thick girl but a chubby or obese one. Chick girls are still tight.
By far the best body type for fucking, I love thick girls

More?

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Lillias Right
instagram.com/lillias_right/

name ?

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god.

damn.

How much do big tiddies contribute to the overall test index?

I know thicc thighs and ass completely override tits.

They are fairly important. You can be thicc without huge tiddies but a perfect thicc will include them.

I remember this thread, fucking gold

that is one short ass naginata

>your dick size
>can you handle these buns?

Brehs

Brooooos did you fucking see that her nipples got hard at the end!

WHO
H
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That's not even remotely what high-test is. A high-test girl has thick thighs, wide hips, and a big ass, all while sporting a very feminine waist. Tits are a plus but do not constitute any arbitrarial necessity.
This specific figure likens to a more pronounced display of secondary sexual traits and feminine sexual dimorphism. Such a figure would be optimal in satisfying the extreme sexual urges in a male with an unusually robust testosterone profile. Thus the term, "high-test".

>pic related is a exemplary high-test female

literally gagged

Holy shit, those are some sick abs. Whats your bf% at?

So how does one become high test? I haven't figured out how to get large butt and thighs while maintaining a small waist. Everything just gets more lean for me.

Eat more. Lift heavy. Same rules for dudes gaining mass.

>tfw could never satisfy these women with my short stature and skinny cock


Is suicide an actual option? I just wish I knew what was waiting for me

She has the same ab insertions as Zyzz man.

Mirrin so hard. Wish I looked that masculine.

>being a man and being attracted to this

That's fine just please don't pretend to be hetero

>dumbass lifting with his arms instead of hip driving the bar and shrugging

Fuck that triggered my oly autism
Didn't even notice the tits till a minute later after rewatching the fuccboi's form

>your

step aside

t h i c c s t h e t i c s

>nigger

>tiny penis bitch

>his shadow is jojo posing

disgusting

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>nubian high test goddess.webm
my boooiiiiiii
also this chick is awesome for me too, can't get it why - silicon or skin color

No, you're wrong sir.

>he wants a crazy ho
"le fit chick" girls are all fucking crazy

>girls are all fucking crazy
This part is mostly correct

this senpai.

youtube.com/watch?v=GiWWky7RZDQ

Literally all that's required

>healthy
>female
>of breeding age