Barfight stories?

Barfight stories?

First timer here with bretty lame story, anyway

>be 6'1, 80kgs, ~12%bf
>be drunk in club dancing
>some skinny immigrant guy pushes me pretty hard
>say 'he needs to relax'
>suddenly 4 of his broarmy gets around me
>they start pushing me and try to hit my face
>try to avoid getting hits, people start to block them

>go outside, they went to follow me
>they start talking shit again
>leader of the mongloidgang shouts '1v1 me'
>i agree to fight
>but again the rest of his broarmy start pushing 4v1
>theyre all skinny twinks so it's fucking easy
>give some hits back, fist hurts
>others start to get involved, it's a fucking chaotic mess
>cops come along, they know these dude
>snitch his fucking retarded ass like a true alpha :))

What is wrong with people nowadays? Specially these skinny twinks with their bros who think they can shit on anybody

Don't get into fights because the only time I go outside it's either to the store or the gym. Been thinking of downloading that new bar fighting game for my vive, it's pretty close to the real deal right?

Social media has fucked society's values so the wrong kids get bullied into being decent people.

It's the smarmy little shits who dress like faggots that are the new bullies whereas before it was the 'jocks' or people who played team sports and understood friendship, loyalty and camaraderie.

Bullying used to be character building (for the most part). Now it's straight up humiliating and gives effeminate males a false sense of masculinity.

>be me 20yo me
>177cm 62kg dyel
>waiting in the bus stop with 3 of my mates
>we are a lil drunk
>2 gypsy comes by
>one comically small and one big fella
>~6'1" 85kg big gypsy asks for a cig from my friend
>my friend tells him he has only one
>gypsy says "that is okay give it to me"
>friend says "go and buy yourself"
>gypsy says "you wanna fight bitch?"
>friend says "why not"
>they start fighting
>we are standing there all surprised and shit
>friendo is 6'5 70kg
>they are mostly grappling and throw some weak ass amateur punches here and there, all miss or has no effect at all
>we are not jumping in bc that would be a nigger thing to do
>I cant watch them so I intervene and separate them
>tell gypsy guy he has to fight with me
>I calmly take off my hat, my scarf, my coat and put them on a bench
>I am frightened, I had some fights in elementary school but nothing serious
>I was kind of "old boy training" myself in the past 2 years. "Now we will see if I make a clown out of myself" I think
>I ask him "shall we start?" as calm as I can
>he is pretty surprised
>we stand there for a while, he lifts up his fists and then I attack
>I close the gap between us, hit him in the jaw, he still stands but staggered, I panic and hit him again but now with bigger force.
>he falls down unconscious, like a bag of potatoes. I still remember his eyes, it was scary.
>the whole fight was like 3s.
>my friends told me they couldnt see my hands I was so fast and praise me for months
>I still have a scar on my right hand to remember
>I felt bad for weeks
I think I have insane punching power. When I was 17yo I was so angry once I punched the closed door of my cabinet. The power of my punch ripped out the door from its frame and the door fly trough the hall to the next room. It was ridiculous like straight out from an anime.
I always wondered if I could make a living in the fighting sports but I had a serious injury and I think I couldnt take constant punishment.

>be me
>195 cm, 96 KG
>still slightly over a dyel mode
>some gypo comes asking for a smoke
>tell him I don't have any because I don't smoke
>he says "I'm going to beat you up then"
>don't wait for anything and punch him
>knock him out with the first punch
>he lies on the floor making those spastic movements of arms and legs
>walk away

are you romanian?

My only story is lame too but it's the only shit I've been in

>Was talking shit about McGregor and some drunk took it personally.
> on the way out guy stands in my way and starts hyping Gregor like I cared and when I side stepped him, he grabbed my arm
> I wasn't even buzzed by that time but my buddies said I turned into a tomato
> went for the pinky and he let go before anything happened
> Kindly asked him what the fuck his problem was and he mentioned my earlier bantz on Gregor
> responded how they were just bantz but he was too drunk to care.
> Barkeep gives us a warning
> me and my pals walk away and guy follows
> make it to my buddies car and he doesn't want any of it either so he just says " let's go"
> we all buckle up and Guy suddenly starts banging on the glass of my buddies new charger.
> we promptly get out the car and lay into the guy
> the end

>normally never go out
>friends from work invite me for friday night drinks
>say, yes, this is literally my first time hanging out with someone in a bar
>we are sitting in the bar and i go get up to get a refill on my strawberry lemonade (i don't drink alcohol, hate the taste, and this was the only other good drink they serve besides water)
>it's crowded and dark there, i accidentaly bump into some hairlet and he spills his drink a little
>starts yelling at me and showing me, he is clearly drunk
>apologize to him and tell him to stop
>he keeps showing me and is getting more angry
>i'm on the verge of tears, barely holding them back in because i will die of shame if i start crying there
>why aren't my friends coming over to help? They are probably too engaged talking to each other to notice my struggle
>turn around, while trying to think of some eloquent way to get their attention without looking like a total loser
>they aren't talking to each other.. they are all looking at me trying to hold back their laughter
>drunk guy gives up after a while and walks away
>make up some excuse to my friends why i have to go and leave the bar
>massive stress sets in during that weekend while i know that my friends they will tell everyone at work about it, and everyone will think i'm a massive loser, even though they won't say anything to my face
>after a year they probably still laugh at me behind my back over it
shit, writing this down was more painful that i thought it will be

>shall we start
>I attack
Autism

have you ever went out with those guys again?

no, luckily they never even invited me again

>be 20yo britbong in pub
>some pikey starts saying my mate has 'girl hair' (hes a metalhead)
>mate throws beer over him
>gets punched
>i jump in, don't know what the fuck i'm doing, swinging randomly
>gets broken up by landlord
>have minor concussion

10/10 would do again

They don't look like friends to me, user senpai

Have a couple of stories.

>be 20
>be in a club
>some turks are bulliying my dyel brother
>ask them whats wrong
>hurr durr some grill bla bla, dont remember exactly
>they think im gonna help them
>tell them thats my brother
>they start to excuse

>be 21
>laugh at a manlet, because his gf are pissed off
>he stands up and yells at me
>Told him to dare (sounds wrong, google translate, sorry)
>Bouncer arrives and pulls him away and he have to go
>Bouncer dont say anything to me

>polish guy hits on a grill
>grill isnt interessted
>tell him to fuck off
>he get near to me and started pushing his forehead against mine
>tell him he should try to punch me
>after ten minutes of provocation he runs away

>same evening
>4 turks talks with my brother and surround him
>pulls him out of the group
>ask whats wrong
>w-was j-just a joke
>they run away

Never had a real fight, dont know why, but i dont go to bars anymore, because alcohol is bad for gains. :3

>Told him to dare (sounds wrong, google translate, sorry)

All good.
> I told him, "I dare you" :^)

you sound like a big guy. Height, weight?

Not a fight but slightly humorous I suppose

>at bar with my friend and uncle
>mixraced so its hard to tell where im from
>middle aged canadian lady (who has company.. some pajeet supposedly french dude) scooches up to me and starts conversation
>asks where im from and I decide to joke around and have her guess
>long story short she eventually gets angrier at me and my friend not telling her where were from
>my uncle (cool dude whos had his fair share of bar fights, gang fights and the likes) laughs and tells me to ignore her
>she gets childish and calls me rude gay (and i quote "you must be GAY with your GAY shirt and your GAY haircut") and i play along and tell her the guy im hanging with is my boyfriend
>she goes quiet for a few minutes and asks once more where im from "okay so puhlease just tell me where youre from already!" And the pajeet suddenly slams his fists on the table, furious at being cucked, and shouts "I dont give a FUCK where hes from!!!!"
>my uncle gets up and calls the bouncer while me and my friend are in hysterics
>bouncers moves them and she throws nasty looks and goes "OH.. OKAY"
I didnt know Canadians were like this kek

hungarian
I kept my cool and knocked out someone much bigger and taller than me instead of spilling my spagetti. I did this while I was frightened but I couldnt just watch my mate being beaten.
If that is autism level for you then I imagine you as the average Veeky Forumsizen: dyel, virgin, beta shitstain.

Lmao she was thirsty af too

Thank you. :3
I just know the phrase "how dare you".

Just 186cm and at that time 90kg, so nothing special.

Nothing personal kid

I would call you one punch man but you're a faggot.

Retard strength

let me guess...
you live in germany?

I acctually completely agree, i remeber when i was in high school first year i was an asshole and got bullied for it until by softmore year i was a completely different person.

My bullies acctually ended up being my best friends and i thank them for bullying me through freshmen year as i would have stayed a fat consumer based faggot without them.

ITT; endless lies

*have you ever gone

How do you know? :-DDDDD

ok that made me kek. I may be retarded afterall.

Deutsch?

Retard strength

> In bar with couple of friends
> sandnigger starts harrassing one of my friends
> I prepare to jump in
> Friend getting harrassed is skinnyfat dyel
> Sandnigger prepares to throw punch, I try to move in but figure I'd be too late, moving forward anyway to help him recover after he takes the blow
> Skinnyfat dyel friend catches sandnigger fist mid air
> Sandnigger looks like a deer caught in headlights
> Friend strings the longest combo I've ever seen outside video games
> Sandnigger is completely knocked out, broken wrist as well

I swear to god Veeky Forums, to this day I still don't believe someone wasn't manually operating my friend through a magic xbox controller or something.

> 2 weeks later
> another barfight
> another sandnigger
> pick up a bar stool and smash it on the guys head
> he ends up with a few broken teeth, dislocated jaw and cuts in his face
> I can't do combo's so I resorted to lifting things and putting it in other peoples faces.

Ja. :3

>he ends up with a few broken teeth, dislocated jaw and cuts in his face
>he doesnt sue me

*dibs bedora

How to get aggressive?

>out with family
>walking to car after being at restaurant
>king of manlets and friend purposely bump into brother walking infront of me
>I don't even get what's going on so he bumps into me too
>I had like 50kg on him, so not so effective
>ask what the fuck is going on
>he starts trash talking and challenging to a fight
>I laugh at him for being a little manlet and walk off with family

I considered a little for a second there - it was night, they were 2 guys with beer bottles and they were trying as much as they can to find a fight - it probably was the smartest decision to walk off, but sometimes I feel like I am a huge pussy for not getting angry and physical there.

...

Welcome to Europe burger, where not every slightest insult/action makes us sue people

Only one that's worth telling:
>Be at house party a block or two from my friends house.
>It's going good but the musics shit
>We set off to friends house to get his sound system and tunes
>by a local park we run into some teens being stereotypical hoods
>They accost us and everyone ignores
>I say something stupid and they all come and start on me
>here we go.
>We walk on and they follow. Giving me shit
>The biggest guy starts throwing right hooks at me. I'd never done martial arts in my life and blocked thanks to having seen the Matrix and having basic instincts.
>Getting nothing so they start on my other mate. A blind rage kinda guy who's the wrong kind of drunk. Fuck this.
>Walking with Dinosaurs had taught me that if i'm on my own they'll attack.
>I pick up my pace enough that I'm five or so paces ahead precisely when the street lights cast the longest shadow.
>Lo and behold guy from early charges and tries to do some airborne haymaker right into the back of my head. As soon as his shadow touches mine I turn with a high block that sends him on his ass into the road.
>Hilarious and I feel like a fucking Jedi that that strat worked.

I have done lots of martial arts now but I never get attacked.

The closest was at a work party a year ago when a guy came up to me started giving me shit asking me why I was hanging around the girls (it was an all female party complete fuck up on my part who knew her constant invitations weren't genuine)

>He goes to get up in my face and I stand up and put my arm around his waist like I'm drunk and happy to see him. With a nice gentle grip so I'm ready to hip throw him right on to his fucking knees.
>He keeps trying to start I just keep repeating the magic words
>hey buddy you having a good night.
>You having a good night.
>Are you having a good night.
>Look him in the eyes and say it one last time
>he practically runs away.
Stupid story only worth telling because of how autistic it is.

>At le club
>Two dudes and their friends looking like they are going to fight
>Bouncers nowhere to be seen
>A cunt friend of mine picks an ice cube from his drink
>Throws it to the shouting dudes
>They start fighting people at random
>Hilarious spaghetti western saloon fight ensues
>Steal someone's drink and casually throw punches to the faceless mob
>Everyone gets thrown the fuck out

Jesus that was fun

fuck you all here is another
>be 21
>still dyel around 62kg
>at that time we were drinking a lot and practice ground fighting while drunk because why the fuck not. we were young, we were poor and we were angry at the world.
>we have done a lot of crazy shit
>whatever one night I was really drunk and I was angry at my friend because fuck knows why
>my friend was a good 6'2" 90kg attending millitary school and shit
>I walked up to him, we both were pretty fucking drunk, and I started arguing with him and pushed him around
>he just pulled out his gas pistol from his pocket and started swinging while laughing (nothing unusual, he done that before, he did it again and sometimes we do it together to this day. alcohol+guns are a strange combo)
>I grabbed his hand and pulled him to the ground and...
>I fucking kid you not he somersault kicked me in the face.
>I saw stars. Its not a meme guys. A big hit can make you see "stars"
>whatever I got angry and we started grappling
>I threw him to the ground and jumped on him
>I threw 2-3 weak jabs at his mouth because you know, he is my mate and then I stopped
>I started thinking "wtf am I doing? we are childhood friends"
>so I stopped fighting
>he pushed me off of himself
>he jumped on me, punched in the middle of my face and he started choking me out.
>while the world was fading I remember I was thinking
>"fuck life"
>thats when our friends jumped in
yeah we didnt speak for atleast a month. haha crazy times

In that situation, you actually did the thing an alpha leader would do - you didn't even consider them a threat (which is why they acted up). The doubts you're having now are beta shit. All this means is you're inherently alpha, but got beta thinking instilled through society/internet/whatever. Congrats.

dubs of truth.

Most faggots like that are only started so they to compete to be as alpha as the people they're starting on. You should be flattered to get started on.

You only fight when it's unnavoidable.

I wonder how people get mad in these situations though?
How do they hype themselves up to become aggressive?

The situation was so ridiclious to me that I felt nothing like anger.
Yet , objectively seen, they were little shits and many other men would have become furious there - and that's actually something I somehow miss. I never get angry in these situations.

I think I really want to pick up a martial art, just to enjoy it and learn something about it.
But I don't know how to sync that with lifting.

That wasn't bad at all. Akward? Sure. But nothing else
Relax kiddo, just be careful with who you consider friends

Picture this: These dudes haven't gotten laid in weeks (manlets lmao), they don't jerk off, they go to the gym together and hype each other up (YOU GOT IT BRO! DO THAT CURL MACHINE WITH 20KG BRO! JOOCY!!!), they listen to hip hop in which black guys tell them how they fuck their bitches or EDM that just pounds, etc.
They basically live the life they believe to be alpha (and many here believe that to be true) whilst being total failures in modern society. And what does a weak person in denial do? They get angry (see: nerdrage, politics, abusive husbands, etc.). As someone who was in a social group like that, I can tell you that everything they do is to get more hyped and more aggressive, but it's to real anger and aggression like porn is to sex.
At least that's my theory.

>dyel
>beta shitstain
Projecting much friendo?

To be very honest immigrants aren't the types to go to the police and complain. And the police aren't going to be particularly helpful when they see their criminal record either

this
I grew up in a lil town and we had a irrationally big group of gymbros just like that. Half of them was average or short, half ot them was bigger than average or tall. This behaviour is not height related but I know the meme. Short people are always overcompensating or insecure or napoleon syndrome or whatever.
Always loved to watch these animals. How they interact with each other, how they act around women, how they always have to prove thier manliness, thier disgusting cheap tuning suzukis, hondas, audis with disgusting and tasteless spoilers, rims and exhaust.
Rural towns are the best...
I honestly think this behaviour is penis size related.

>tfw i actually am european

>picked up a motherfucker and threw him into a wall for taking my spot next to my girlfriend the night I was going to prepose to her.

>two weeks
>some skinny dyel(I consider myself a dyel) is taunting me
>as pressure gets bigger I decide to finish it
>wait outside the classroom
>when he comes out come out
>walk up to him and ask if we're gonna fight..
>He tries to back
>he grabs me
>I punch
>Teacher gets jumps in front of me
>This punch very powerful
>My fist has teeth marks
>He has to have dental reconstruction
>Cant eat hard foods
>Get suspended

I'm fucked Veeky Forums I can't go to the gym since I'm suspended so I'm losing what gains I used to have and losing potential all because I broke some fag

I had to give a statement saying I have autism and was abused as a kid so a bunch of cunts don't expell me and even if I stay in I could still get fucked since I'll have to get a counsellor who might think the gym is what's making me violent!

>still go to school

Sorry mate meant
>Collage
Who here /engineering/

you left out the bit where your brother and you get gangbanged

Pretty recent one.
>be me
>21 years old baby face manlet
>1year cutting 2months lifting
>never gotten into a fight in my life
>wonder how it feels to be punched on the face
>ask a friend who does BJJ to punch me on the face so I can feel more confident in a fight
>he tells me to fuck off but explains that a punch should be made with shoulders and not just the arm
>days later go to a bar with a date
>drunk fuck ask for beer
>tell him to fuck off
>friend of him comes over to slap our shit with drunk fuck screaming shit
>for no reason stand up and dare him to punch me instead of speaking shit
> got hit on the face.
>didn't hurt
>wasn't painful,just uncomfortable
>maybe I'm numb from beer or some shit
>wonder,"what if I hit him as hard as I can?"
>raise arms and punch him once im the side with as much shoulder movement as possible
>unbalanced, tries to hit me again , punch him again on the other side
>falls in pain
>date says " what the fuck" and leaves
>walk out of the place thinking to myself like an aspie about what just happened
Never talked again to date, but it was an interesting experience.

>date says " what the fuck" and leaves
>Never talked again to date, but it was an interesting experience.
you were really drunk right? I cant imagine other reason.

>Sitting at bar with friend
>Drinking an o'douls and pretending
>in between me and some random girl with her friends is some random dude trying to pick them up.
> chatting with my friend when I hear the convo between the girls and the guy get weird.
>Girl gets at something guy did, nd hes being a jerkoff about it now and making her even more angry.
>all I hear is comeon babeee and saw that he kinda nudged her.
>Girl says stop
>He didn't because alcohol makes you stupid.
>Girl gets mad
>Does it again because drunk and stupid
>Calls her a bitch and like shoves her
>Girl swings
>Guy drunk dodges the punch and runs
>I catch the punch right to my jaw.
>I hear a loud crack
> Pretty much though I had my jaw broken.
>I wait a little
>Lady starts to fucking screammm MY HAND MY HAND
>hand is probably broken
Drunk guy gets destroyed by bouncer andi s currently laid out .
>My face hurts
>Girls hand is broken
>Cops carry away drunko when he wakes up
>Girl goes with the emts
>Emts give me a ice pack
>fuck alcohol

Never went to a bar after that again.

>be 6'3, 210 lbs
>never in a fight cus people are scared
>still waiting
>wish a motherfucker would

Why the bouncer beated the guy up?
And why were cops there?
He didnt do anything.

So where are you from famalam?

Do people bump into you and dap you up just for existing? Like smile and shake hands? Same H/W as you and I get it at the clubs all the time. Didnt think about until my brother told me theyre scared of me. I kekd

He technically assaulted the lady by shoving her. You know because that's wrong....where the fuck do you live that this isn't anything?

Youre not getting me that easily.

[sppiler]Kek i live in dubai half black arab half british[/spoiler]

>shoving
>assaulted
ehhh, i dont get the problem.

Fuck off

XEX-ed

She was some girl that had somewhat the same musical taste(blur,joy division,talking heads) and became obsessed with me for some time.
I only went because she said that the bartender was a stupid fuck who would serve full glasses of whisky on happy hours (4 glasses worth of whisky for around 11 bucks).
that and my gf was angry at me at the time.
I have some other stories if anyone is interested.

>6'3
>210
Post pic because you weigh 5 lbs more than me and I'm a hungry skelly.

>6'1" 85kg

That's not that big, user

If that guy was white Tyrone would be inside you RIGHT NOW.

>tell this guy the cubs suck
>he gets really defensive
>he keeps telling me let's take this outside
>he's an angry manlet
>his friends are bigger but still smaller than me
>have no intention of fighting him, keep sticking out my jaw and smile saying, "I'll give you the first one for free"
>didn't fight at all

That's the closest I've come to a bar fight

not a bar fight
>walking down a crowded street with friends
>all a bit drunk but nothing serious
>i hear some guy angrily screaming WHO DID YOU CALL A SERB
>don't even turn around because I know none of us said that
>we stop at the end of the street, discussing where to go next
>suddenly guy runs into us, yelling about Serbs
>pushes a female friend, slaps another friend
>i go to him with my arms in front of me, trying to calm him down
>i say: nobody said that bro
>he slaps me
>punch him in the head, send him to floor
>his friend run up, help him get up
>i expect fight to go on, start yelling threats
>they come up to me, shake my hand
>guy who slapped me hugs me and says I am not a Serb, almost crying
>they walk away
quite bizarre

What the fuck just happened?

>"collage"

There's no way someone in college could--

>Engineer

Ah, carry on.

I tell ya, fuckin serbs, man. Killin royals, startin wars. Fuck serbs.

Not a bar fight but
>be me
>sleeping
>hear some noise coming from kitchen in the middle of the night
>grab my desert eagle and head out
>see three niggers in house
>one is stealing food from fridge other two are trying to take my tv off of the wall
>sneak up behind nigger in fridge shoot him in head with .50 bullet
>other two niggers come running at me full force
>unload rest of clip on them
>go back to sleep have a good dream about a qt at my gym
>report it the next morning before going to work
Man I love being in the US. I don't know what I would do if I had to confront three nogs in the UK.

Stop it

>I don't know what I would do if I had to confront three nogs in the UK
not all guns are illegal here...

I hope you're still friends user.
As a suburban burger I have lots of "friends" but seriously doubt anybody would back my ass up in the event of danger

What´s wrong with people? Surely you meant to say ''what's wrong with brown people?''

>In queue for club with rugby mates
>Very boozed, somewhat out of my head after an indiscriminate number of pints
>Guy behind me starts pushing
>Ignore him at first but then he pushes right in front of me
>flick him a few times to tell him he can't just do that, it's a fucking queue after all
>He turns around and tells me to stop it
> I tell him to get back to where he belongs behind me
>He turns round and ignores me, so I keep flicking him
>Gets angry and faces me, telling me to stop or else
> I tell him to get back in the fucking line where he belongs
>He says to my face, "What are you going to do about it"

Which, to be fair, is just about the worst thing you can say to anyone in that situation.

>I lean back, snap my back forward, and headbutt the cunt right in the nose
>He reels back and staggers from the hit
>He's turned around, so I headbutt him again in the back of the head
>Leave queue before bouncers get me

Apparently he got concussion and a fractured nose. I regret nothing.

>blur
ask me how I know you're both plebs

>listening to t-shirts

That's some %1 pleb shit

I have big body frame and don't talk much so I never get in trouble. I'd like to fight someone though.

ofc we are.
dont worry, 90% of the people I grew up with wouldnt stand next to me when the shitstorm hits in. not many friends are true friends, too bad you realize these things later in life.

I'm not much of a fighter.

>Be me
>22ish
>195 95kg
>Punk-rock gig thing for kids
>There with female friend
>Shes younger than 18 so she wanted me to escort her
>Some old as fuck fat pretend skinhead starts hitting on her
>Shes clearly pushing him away.
>She hides behind me so he would piss off
>I'm just standing at the bar drinking
>He's clearly drunk off his ass
>Starts yelling at me
>Swings a punch straight to the jaw
>I didn't even say shit yet
>Everything is white
>Grab him by his fat bald head
>Knee him in the face
>Hear crack
>He's on the floor in a puddle of blood
>Next thing I know I'm talking to the police
>The dudes a retard who dose this every other weekend
>No charges where filed

Got stabbed by a nigger after busting his buddys skull on the pavement

This is some next level, subtle autism. It strikes me as the autism if one who is yet unaware of his autism.

> Go up to bar
> Waiting for bartender to come my way
> Bars packed
> Guy behind me tries to shoulder in
> Literally no room, nothing i can do
> Grabs my shoulder and yanks me by it
> Him "what's your deal bro?"
> Me "I'm just getting a drink, chill the fuck out"
> He pushes me but I'm against the bar so I go nowhere
> I push him back and he stumbles to the floor
> Gets up and tries to push me again? I give him a cross to the ear and he's out
This is a real bar fight story. They're awkward and pointless and short. Don't believe all the autism here.

You slept in your bed, while there were dead niggers in your house? wtf man?!

'around blacks, never relax' doesnt apply when they're incapacitated

>This is a real bar fight story. They're awkward and pointless and short. Don't believe all the autism here.
you do realize there are more than 7 billion of us right?
there are a whole bunch of more complicated fight stories than "he pushed me so I hit him"
stop being such a self centered faggot

> Be me, 188cm 100kg, fat build mode cuz bulk
> out with female friends
> lots of turks in my city
> always trying to start shit and then calling their cousins
> 2 turks bump in to me
> think nothing of it, walk on
> they scream some shit about respect and whatnot
> walk on cuz they just a bunch of retards
> they run after me and threaten with their cousins if i wont apologize
> fuckthat.jpg
> "whatcha gonna do?"
> return to minding my business
> they fuck off

germany or austria? maybe netherlands?

Are you called Yuu Kamishiro?

nothing personnel

It's like you're me but don't get out much
>For you, the day you acted awkward and spilled spaghetti was the most important day of your life
>For me it was Tuesday!

germany brother

>>I calmly take off my hat, my scarf, my coat and put them on a bench

I don't have a pic with enough fedoras to reply to this crap.