I slap your girl's ass and give you a stern look

Spit on your face

knock your bitch ass out

Watch my gf laugh at you because you're nothing special to look at with a shirt on.

Girls dont trade down to worse looking guys. All things considered you'd probably have better luck with single chicks.

Teleport behind you

Teach you how to train chest.

>I'm Chad

Not with those hips

Check with my gf then ask you if you're down for a threesome? I assume you've sucked a dick or two in your days, based on that haircut.

Nothin I love more than stirring some porridge.

I don't know if your capable of giving stern looks breh

>ask gf to yell sexual harrassment real loud
>sue your ass
>live off the settlement with gf happily

Give your cock a royal slobbin'

>why the long face?

FUCK YOUR BARELY MUSCLY GLUTES

That's sexual harassment and we're gonna sue. Now we're rich happy and healthy.

Thank dude.

I don't have one. All the girls I know have friend-zoned me

is that the tumblr boy?

Unzip my dick

Arm drag to the back before you can prepare your anus.

Laugh, and possibly shove you a bit because I'm a dick. Also, I basically look like you but with extra fat, so I doubt you'd be able to do much about it.

open handed slap your head into the bar. You don't deserve a fist

Best answer.

I'm a skinny twink so I guess in the relationship I'd probably be the chick. So you would have slapped my ass. So I don't know, what ever you want me to bb:3

It depends if you're a guy or not. I honestly can't tell with those child bearing hips

Seconding this being the best possible response.

Back the fuck off??

try and figure out how you slapped a figment of my imagination