If this landwhale can get a gf why can't you?

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Hookers are cheaper and better, most people in relationship get fucked over.

I don't have all of those youtube moniez

My gravitational pull isn't strong enough to pull one into orbit.

shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Yo quit telling yourself that and your life might be fulfilling

With divorce and alimony like in 50+% of relationships? Don't think so, it's also pretty pathethic to think you NEED a woman for fulfilling life.

HE EATS PIZZA AND GETS HIS DICK SUCKED WHILE I LIFT AND FAP TO ANIME
NOT FAIR NOT FAIR AHHHHHHHHH

He's getting cucked m8. Didn't you know?

Do your research dumbass.

Would rather be single than a cuck.

I'd rather not have a girlfriend than have such an ugly one.

>Would rather be single than a cuck.

Jej'd

The fedora is belong on your head sir, not mine

sir

Go back to 9fag or whatever shithole you come from

I want to thank vidya for not making me eat healthy and do basic workout.

The fatman in PP's pic

he got cucked by some black dude on twitter.

they have a dude roommate too, then add on top of that boogie being 700 lbs and admitting he can only finger his wife then you understand he lives in a cuckshed with video games

haha more background story on this?

They have a dude roommate because it's boogie's friend that took care of Boogie during his harshest times so Boogie now feels like he owes a life debt to that friend.

This dude is never in any of Boogie's videos, never seen on camera, has never been publicly shown at all. I'm guessing he's hit rough times and is just stuck in this cycle of living off Boogie.

ITT:

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Any facts to back this up. Just cause she took a pic with someone doesn't mean she fucked him.

Not like I'm trying to defend boogie I don't even watch this fat fuck just want more info.

do people here really not have gf's or is it just a joke like haha lets pretend we're all alone or something

she said no lol hes gay guise and boogie threw a fit on twitter kek

>only thing he can offer his wife is 13 year old fingering
>implying she wont look for DICC elsewhere
be fucking real

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REEEEEEEEEE

No u

d-delete

Do you really think she finds him sexually attractive? Do you think she loves getting pounded by that fat sack of beta shit?

I can't .. I really can't

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is this a joke on hick murilards?

Fucking CHAD, amirite?

Would you RATHER be a cuck?

>but muh cuck
Just because you tell everyone he is a cuck doesnt make him one

Fat enabled and cucked. Does this fucking piece of manchild have control in any aspect of his life?

This is the first time in my life that I develope hate for someone legit fucked up. This is how disgusting this guy is becoming.

BRING ME THE SALT.

>>>r/Veeky Forums

>fat enabled and cucked
sauce

vvvirgin

God damn it Francis.

Why is he still allowed to drink Mountain Dew when he's a mountain of lard?

>Implying she isn't a feeder just waiting for him to die so she can take his money.

This

So alone it doesn't even bother me anymore. Genuinely happy but probably only because of successful career.

Cmon guys we all know a person cant be that fucked. Uhm... r-right guys?

But he actually has a personality.

Im talking out of my ass.

But someone who just waits there whatching you die? Like you have other reasonable traits that compensate being a morbidly obese, out of the "able to look human" pool manchild?

Nah, if hes not being cucked, the fucklist in the head of this chick for when this huge baby dies its soooo obvious that i can already smell other cocks in her vagina.

I do not even think shes a feeder, she is just so socially overwhelmed of the idea of letting this shitstone to sink alone that she is going to wait until he dies so no one judges her. Jokes on her, it will happen both ways because we people are shitty.

You're so desperate for affection and validation that you would sacrifice your freedom and completely lower your standards to the point of mediocrity for a girl to date you, but yet you call HIM the virgin? Get real.

>But he actually has money and fame.
ftfy

This is pretty much what I assumed was always going on.

No but his wife fucking other men does. Cuck.

So this is a thread for pathetic doormats with no personality who thought lifting=instagf getting mad at a guy who they thought of as inferior getting what they will never have, right? Typical Veeky Forums.

Boggie pls leave

People are surprisingly resilient. He might as well die 15 years from now. Would she really count on such a uncertain thing? I don't think so. Grils like stability and he can provide that. It's not that hard to understand why is she with him

I have no reason to be nervous. The worst that could possibly happen is a rejection, and possibly some residual awkwardness. But when I see a qt grill I just can't force myself to say 'Hey, you're cute. You want to go out sometime?' even though the worst thing that can happen in that situation is putting it off 'until next time'.

Any of you guys have that?

So you saying that I will sacrifice my freedom because I date a girl that isn't 10/10? Yup definetly a virgin

dude has a nice looking wife and thousands who look up to him, but still can't find the motivation not to be a fat fucking slob. I remember seeing an update vid on his weight loss where he said he GAINED 10 pounds. Just to maintain such a huge weight he probably has to gorge himself on food all fucking day, and he somehow manages to GAIN another 10 fucking pounds? I like his videos, but that is just lazy, weak and pathetic.

his boohoo poor me shit can get annoying but his mummy literally made him blind out of one eye, he's fucked up

lol I'm so glad I don't watch these YouTube starts anymore. They are all such losers

this hurt me

i lack personality

this. pathetic human being, nothing to look up to.

Yet, he did more and is more of a man than all of Veeky Forums put together and no, this isn't a fat joke. Really makes you think.

damn senpai, stick boogies dick in youre ass and take a breath, dont sufficate again

how exactly is he more of a man and how did he do more? because he gained his fanbase, kickstarted it because people were interested in watching some 700 lbs guy talk to the fucking camera? sure some of those might have stayed to listen to what he has to say, but most people click because its something completely out of the ordinary. the only reason he has such a big following now is because he got on the youtube train pretty early and was consistent with videos, not that he can do anything else in his life other than literally eating or talking.
>more of a man
boogie pls go
if a 700lbs man with absolutely no self control or respect for himself is someone you look up to, i got bad news for you famalam

Francis pls go

I don't een know who this fatfuck is.
All is see is a bunch of faggots who cry over not being able to do something so basic as getting a gf raging over some fat cunt who has a woman, money and some fans. It's hilarious to me that all you wankers are even lower on the food chain than a literal hamplanet.

youre assuming that a couple of normie neckbeards browsing Veeky Forums and posting here on a regular basis who havent touched a weight in their life represents the majority of the community
nobody is envious senpai, at least not me

Nice projection, Francis.

All I see in this catalogs is feels faggotry and pathetic idiots who cry over not having a gf. That and manlets. The Veeky Forums community is just /r9k/ that started lifting.

Stop showing me your high school pics, mate.

So much projection you should be named Christie CineX 35.

Shut up vvvortic

lmaoing my ass off at ur life right here senpai

>Implying a loving relationship with woman means marriage

You sound like one of those neckbeards who gets no pussy, never had a gf, and thinks all girls are sluts who are beneath you. Stop fucking hookers go talk to girls.

You're an animal, find a mate.

>marry morbidly obese man with lots of money
>buy life insurance

How to get rich in under 10 years, guaranteed

>even he can get a gf

JUST

fucking goddamn ceirra

social media is acurse on kids everywhere

>I know it looks like im choking her
Pretty shitty choke attempt then, who would even see this
Also, lol even he can get a gf wtf?

Most girls I've tried to make my girlfriend can't get past the whole "wife and kids" thing.

Fucking spit water on my keyboard. Kek

wtf why is he choking her stop him someone

I dont know
All I know is that nothing works and I literally have no idea why
The worst part is ive been trying hard to learn how to socialise for years

>Grils like stability
lmao
WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

girls like excitement. if you give them stability, they will cheat on you, guaranteed. even if you give them everything. mansion, cars, money. if things are stable she'll find it boring and cheat for excitement. ever wonder why some guys have women wrapped around their finger, even though they're broke degenerates? or even worse, guys who hit their girls? because it's EXCITING. the violence is exciting. the unpredictability. (will he hit and rape me today? or will he be in a good mood and take me out for dinner? wow he's so mysterious, oooooh life is so exciting!)

you're retarded and brainwashed. Or girls in your area are retarded and brainwashed

Found the cuck.
ted.com/talks/esther_perel_the_secret_to_desire_in_a_long_term_relationship#t-442263

>(will he hit and rape me today? or will he be in a good mood and take me out for dinner? wow he's so mysterious, oooooh life is so exciting!)

this is coming from a dude who has never touched a woman in his life lmao

i've watched talks bruh i know women hehe

god damn it

hes been fattening that bitch up shes went from 1 6/10 to a 2/10

Brah

Because I'm afraid of any emotional connection, because the household I was raised in lacked any.

> everyone saying she married him for his money

I'm pretty sure they were together before he was famous. Plus, let's say if it was for his money, does his videos really earn a lot of revenue?

This nigga

Guys guys, maybe she's just a chubby chaser or has a fat fetish?

I've seen scrawny betas marry landwhales, this is just a gender reversal. Of course she's not scrawny but she's way thinner than him

I have standards unlike that diaper wearing fag.

Found the fedora tipper. Women are people too. Some are good, some aren't