>be me
>6'4 230lbs
>dyel manlet with his gf at the gym doing curls with dumbbell
>he does one set, puts dumbbells on the ground
>i pick them up, start doing curls
>"bro, im not done here"
>i pretend i didnt heard him
>he repeats it
>"what?"
>"im doing curls with these, but you can join me if you want"
>"no dude, im pretty sure I AM doing curls with these dumbbells"
>i wink to his gf standing behind him watching the situation
>she smiles at me
>as i finish, i put dumbbells on the ground
>dyel tries to pick them up
>i push him back
>"im not done with these"
>he stands there confused, not knowing what to do
>his gf holding back laughter in the bg
>he stands there silently for about 10 sec and then
>"dude"
>silence for another few seconds
>"whats your problem"
>"what do you mean whats my problem?"
>i pretend i got angry, start leaning to him
>hes clearly scared, tries to fake laugh to make himself look less pathetic
>walks away
>shortly after leaves the gym with his gf
>his gf gives me smile as they are leaving
>im planning to do this to another manlet with his gf in the gym
Gym bully
When will they learn???
Never happened
>6'4
>230lbs
Unless you have literally no legs, that is DYEL.
>things that never happened
sure that happened. now kys
> Go to gym
> Guy slaps OPs GFs ass
> OP immediately runs out of gym crying
> Post on Veeky Forums
What tangled webs we weave.
KEKA
>he doesn't know about manlet rage
kek, keep going op, its a nice way to suicide.
I once saw a manlet hit a not-so-manlet manlet with a 2,5Kg dumbbell on the face for trying to bully him infront of his tall af gf. Those dudes try to make up their lack of height by any way. I call your story bs, and I call you a manlet trying to make manlets feel bad to feel taller yourself. Manlet.
>manlet rage
what can a guy that is up to my shoulders do to me?
Paulaner
I hope you're just pretending to be retarded because I have seen enough people get permanently disabled/killed by manlets and it ain't funny t b h.
when will they learn?
> the only way to not be DYEL is to have overly-developed legs
You think a gun has a minimum height rq or sth?
...
>manlet finally learns its inferiority
>goes on shooting rampage
typical
It's more humane than the alternative, which is biting your dick off.
We'll do it, man, we're fuckin' crazy.
would you even reach his dick tho?
> hitting the gym with my gf
> it's empty except for an old lady sitting on the leg extension machine and a morbidly obese sperg with what looks like down syndrome
> the latter is doing quarter squats with 2pl8, can barely get it off the rack
> set up near the dumbbells, me doing curls, her doing shoulder press
> finish a set, hear the clatter of dropped weights, followed by panting
> downie has bailed out of the squat rack and is barrelling towards us
> oh god what does it want
> grabs my dumbbells and starts attempting to curl them
> "bro I'm not done"
> a thin stream of drool emits from Spergacus' mouth as he strains to lift the 30lb dumbbels
> "bro..."
> finally raise his beady mongoloid eyes to meet me
> "w-whaaaaa?"
> "I'm using these. Would you like to join me?"
> stares at me for 30s straight, can hear the wheels in his trisomy-addled brain straining
> "n-no. I'm using them."
> he keeps glaring at my gf, who just smiles awkwardly at him
> he puts the dumbbells back down
> go to resume my set
> earsplitting "REEEEEEEEEEEE"
> grabs them again, struggling to lift them
> gf is laughing at him now
> ask him if he's okay, chuckle a little at how absurd the situation is
> "A-ARE Y-YOU OKAY?" downie repeats at me, still barely able to hoist my 30lb dumbbells
> old lady comes over from the leg extension
> "okay honey, I think it's time to finish your workout and go home"
> she shepherds him away from us, him loudly protesting and slurring the words "GYM BULLY"
> gf and I laugh, finish our workout, go home and have sweaty post-workout sex
> mfw
top jej
You're fucking dumb.
Same
>sweaty post-workout sex
Fuck I need this in my life.
Kek
Today on "things that never happened"...
>Calls having legs being over developed
Found the curlbro
Cardio kills gains tho
So does cumming
This is fake, a manlet can't have a gf.
You banged his girl, right?
Kek
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I agree. This story sounds like a manlet invented it out of pure frustration about his pathetic existence.
kek