>The Barbie brand has come under fire in recent times, and has had to address issues of self-image and race. Apparently the movie will try to address this by telling a story that begins in a perfect "Barbie Land", where "one woman slowly awakens to the fact that she doesn’t fit it. She is expelled from the idealistic land and journeys to the real world, where she discovers that being unique is an asset."
Why would they brand this with "Barbie"? Or consider spending any money or time whatsoever on this dud of a project? I'd sooner watch a new Sandler film.
Landon Gray
Is that the dumbass that wrote the Harry Potter fanfiction to make it more scientific, then had a grand total of one experiment and used the amazingly rational writing style of "my character thinks it, ergo it must be true"?
Josiah Brooks
Lily Tomlin was pretty good in her day. The Phone Company sketch shows she understood a thing or two about timing.
Admittedly, 40 years is a long time in comedy.
Luke Turner
Ellen Lisa Lampanelli
Owen Thompson
Also applications of extant technology and questioning of knowledable experts.
Long but worth watching... ABC special where fats answer anonymous questions.
Jack Reed
Man that bitch is so gross! I can't even stand to look at her. She litterally looks like miss piggy, complete with snout and all. Damn shees so offensive to look at.
Logan Thomas
I can't believe this can be real. This must be parody.
Brayden Gutierrez
Obligatory pepe
Jason Long
Tina Fey is usually enjoyable. 30 Rock and Kimmy Schmidt are both top tier shows.
Oliver Allen
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Hunter Walker
So i take it you're into the pinot noir, user?
Joshua Morales
Rekt
Wyatt Young
Tina Fey Rashida Jones Amy Poeler Aubrey Plaza Kaitlin Olsen is my favorite
Bentley Nelson
Basically. He's the lead in a group of super autists called Less Wrong who think they are super smart because they spend all day nitpicking word choice and trying to catch people in slight grammatical errors to prove they are right.
Cooper Parker
>mfw
This can't be real.
Austin Mitchell
They're casting Amy Schumer to play a toy that is supposededly little girls' role model? Fat or skinny, isn't schumer like some raunchy skank?
Ayden Martinez
Thinlogic. 92lbs is really fucking thin even at her height
Lucas Smith
Holy shit, that guy just spewed the best sounding bullshit nonsense ever.
Also, >"metabolically disprivileged" WTF IS THAT SHIT
Nathaniel Nelson
But why criticize her for being really fucking thin while accepting people who are really fucking that.
Henry Hernandez
>"what is medically known as super super obese"
That's some real medical shit right there.
Though their blunt amd simple way of putting it is refreshing.
Noah Bell
My sides I want to believe
Nicholas Walker
We must make sure Coral grows and becomes successful in his campaign against obesity.
Kayden Sanchez
I have more of a problem with how she claims to be "naturally" thin when she's just skellymode. But yes, they should be testing every fatty for an eating disorder too.
Adrian Lopez
Yeah wtf is up with this guy's body
Nathan Stewart
"we all know that thin person who eats heaps and never puts on weight, and it goes the other way too"
RREEEEEEEEEEEE, this comment always literally triggers me.
Nathan Brooks
Adipose tissue around the gut is understood to be the worst for you, and sumo wrestlers have been found to not actually have any/much.
I have no sources on hand take it as you will or fact check it yourself.
Cooper Hughes
ellen and tina fey are pretty funny, the chick that plays hillary on snl has her moments too
He just looks so sad. I feel like he's fighting back tears the whole time.
He's unlike the two girls in the video who put on a facade of confidence and chirpiness.
Eli Morgan
he actually accepted that he has health risks too. I feel for that guy
Anthony Stewart
I wish I could help this guy lose weight. Fuck, these are the people that are suffering because of the bullshit that "fat acceptance" spreads.
Brandon Rodriguez
Doctor with years of medical background calls your daughter fat and lazy, doctor must be wrong.
Kayden Jones
One of those women has previous experience with "fat positivity" - pic related.
Cooper Perez
me and whey protein
Luis Moore
>intend to cure unhealthy underweight with unhealthy high calories food muh educational system
Anthony Long
You nerds have gone too far.
Adrian Cooper
>once you've been fat for seven years it's permanent
only if you lack discipline, fatso
Isaac Edwards
Im not gonna watch the video again but if i remember correctly this guy was the real deal and knew he was fat and it was his own fault and made no excuses. Maybe it was the juxtaposition with all the other fat apologists but I felt only sadness for this man.
Jaxson Roberts
...
Lucas Rivera
What a strong beautiful woman
Cooper Garcia
This is the same person, right?
David Wright
>Thin >That gut
Gross
Luke White
at first I thought this was a photoshop of chloe grace moretz to make her look more like a dinosaur
Benjamin Thompson
wew
Grayson Jenkins
such a shame that they decided to include fat asses with the other people who are actually disadvantaged
Tyler Hughes
At my fattest I was still thinner than her "thin"
Tyler Peterson
Lmao awww
Eli Scott
maria bamford amy wong? (the cobra bitch on netflix)
Mason Thomas
If that was my daughter, I'd fucking lock her in a room with a treadmill and feed her nothing but correct amounts of healthy food until the fucking weight dropped off. No way I'd let one of mine get to that size and live a miserable fucking life just to make them "happy" in the short-term.
>though, to be honest, I wouldn't let that shit happen in the first place
Parker Walker
That guy went full on Jew. I can see him rubbing his hands after posting that.
Luis Collins
Man, she's trying to outlift Chloe.
Lucas Butler
>if I pepper in enough big words into my blameshifting excuses then no one will dare question me.
You have to want it more than comfort, you have to want it enough that you'd rather have it than anything else. You have to want it more than feeling full, than your favorite food, or even getting sleep. If you don't want it that bad you'll never work for it.
There, no big words, no hiding behind vocabulary, just the facts.
Xavier Watson
>can i have a glass of cake please
James Perry
Oh shit, I saw this YCAT months ago and didn't recognise her for some reason. Between this and the other fattie doing TEDx, they're still going strong.
Jace Butler
>women approaching me good one
James Wood
her parents buy her food and are 100% to blame
Cooper Butler
"metabolically disprivileged" - There is no hope for somebody this determined to not take responsibilty for themselves.
Owen Fisher
Fuarkin' rektimadooda!
Ryder Walker
"I'm not a bad person because I'm fat!"
This is very true - You're fat because you're a bad person.
Nolan Flores
Christ, the Insight chick >That question's kind of a trap. If I say "I eat a well rounded diet" they say "you're a liar." If I say "I eat cake everyday," they're like "of course you do." In what fucking world is that a trap? At least she's considerate about airplane seats though. And you kinda get what her damage is when she talks about being taken to retarded weight watcher meetings with her mother when she was fucking 5, no wonder she's full of fat logic. >credits >mfw she's a fucking doctor Oy vey
That poor guy in the black shirt though.
It's not really about disadvantaged people, just any weirdos that normies generally have awkward curiosities about, most of whom happen to be disadvantaged. There's another super light and breezy one about polyamorous people, who I wouldn't call disadvantaged. Speaking of which, most of the interviewees seem pretty cool, but holy shit, those ginger cucks are so fucking tragic, my heart can't even take it, I just want to rescue them. youtube.com/watch?v=Qh_9AHUqc0A >dude doesn't even sleep in the same room as his wife, because he was to get up early for work to bring home the bacon to his wife, his wife's son, and his wife's son's father >boyfriend looks like he's about to cry when he says he's the biodad >those thousand yard stares the whole episode >cut to all the other pollies laughing, touching, joking, just loving life
Ian Roberts
>a story that begins in a perfect "Barbie Land", where "one woman slowly awakens to the fact that she doesn’t fit it. She is expelled from the idealistic land and journeys to the real world, where she discovers that being unique is an asset."
They already told that story.
It's called Shrek.
Carson Collins
I'm off to the gym. Fuck you you fat bitch
James Hernandez
>feelsjohngoodman.jpg
Brandon Baker
>It's not really about disadvantaged people, just any weirdos that normies generally have awkward curiosities about yeah, sorry, just didnt know how to phrase it. but i find it weird how all these other people generally have strange and interesting aspects to their lives, a good part of which are due to a condition they are born with, and then just a bunch of excuse-making fatties
Christopher Williams
Is that the elusive hypercuck?
Nathan Jackson
>my mother took me to her fat club and she gained weight so they made her where a pig nose and sing a song about being a pig Okay, that is fucking ingenius. If I was 5 or whatever age she said and saw that I would forever inspire to not be that. Who sees that and ends up fat?
Thomas Morgan
The cobbler was the best film I ever saw.
Christopher Martin
From Facebook
Oliver Cox
>youtube.com/watch?v=hKpRjpROxco I have literally seen all these people on HAES cringe shit before except sad man. Why not get a range of people to do it instead of delusional fuckfaces?
Ryder Harris
Shit yes. The rest of them seem to have it together, but the gingers? That's just two cucks and a slut.
>Why not get a range of people to do it instead of delusional fuckfaces? I doubt fat people come in much of a range. The ones who know full well how they got to be that size and what it's doing to their body are probably on their way to not being fat anymore. A bit of delusion is almost mandatory for being that size.
I think they did fairly well though, considering. They've got the totally deluded women, the half-and-half Ronnie-esque guy who's fat logic'd but manages to come off as a human being you might actually encounter day-to-day, the sumo bloke who actually does seem reasonably fit relative to his weight (if not relative to the average person), all the way to the other end of the spectrum with the sad bloke who knows he's fucked up.
Robert Sullivan
"You are possibly triggering to fat people who are desperately trying to heal their relationships with food."
Eli Brooks
>recommending weight loss is cruel and unethical
Christopher Baker
being fat is having eating disorder
Gabriel Adams
>that guy in the grey shirt who admits who he is and just needs help but never got it >put up with those lardasses in denial
Ryder Robinson
Kek, the ad at the bottom of the article is for Planet Fitness
Nathan Allen
I would help that motherfucker. He knows he's fat and seems down to earth. He has wide shoulders. In few years and after skin removal surgery he would look great
Hudson Perry
She might have been looking like Audrey Plaza if she didn't ruin her body.
Jayden Perry
BTFO
Angel Brooks
I hate fat people asking what I'm eating all the time.
Gabriel Smith
>Men: admit it is their fault because they eat too much >Women: mental gymnastics to justify their obesity by blaming everyone else and how they are exempt from the laws of physics
Grayson Nelson
think she says ''coke''
Thomas Morgan
Not really. That santa rapist looking guy was as in denial than the female planets
>6. Literally anything about dieting, eating less, or exercising more in the context of fatness.
Okay, so. I have to assume they're all super fit, but I'm not allowed to talk to them about it like I would other gym goers?
Charles Young
10. Recommending weight loss as a treatment or solution to anything, even if you are a doctor.
>Ma'am, your weight is literally killing you. It's causing numerous problems for your organs and joints. You're so large you cannot walk anymore. >What can I do about it, doctor? >Have another cupcake.