Tfw at a bar alone. What do fit?

Tfw at a bar alone. What do fit?

most muscular in front of the biggest guy there

sit next to a grill and ask if she's an archaeologist

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Yeah and then what?

Quick look around and I am, indeed the most muscular here. But I'm wearing a jacket.

what did she say?

Walk up to a bunch of girls, and say "which one of you lucky ladies wants to buy me a drink?"

I didn't do it yet obviously they'll say no

ask the bartender if they have any lemons or grapefruits

I already got a lemon. Why?

with that attitude, you'll never have your large bone examined

Slam shots like you just don't care because you should not, in fact, be caring.

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The girls near me are talking about insane bullshit. At least I got my Bros on fit.

Tbh fan what even is that?

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Rarest pepe or avatar of kek?

they are bantering out of their asses waiting for a big guy (for you) to make a move

Lmao at first I thought you're asking us what excercises to do with just a bar alone, no weights


fuck me, I need to leave this place. See you guys tomorrow.

Dont worry brah love u