Tfw kissless virgin

I work at a small company and the boss keeps changing the office party programming because I keep not showing up. He now has them start during the workday to make it harder for me to bail.

My credibility in these sorts of things now having been firmly established, you should probably look at the big picture. If you want friends, you need to make friends. Don't wait for the next social gathering to mope about, look for chances to get in touch with the people in your company. There's always something.

Who do i even talk to? People are there with their friends, and will probably be in groups. Id feel weird if i tried to talk to them, especially when i don't talk to co-workers at work usually

Just lift instead, brah and gonna make it.

dinner is pretty great cus you can get drunk while the people next to you are "forced" to talk with you. Performance is also great cus you won't feel so awkward if you don't have anyone to talk to and you can just dance/ watch the concert

Also "grouping" together like you're coworkers are talking about ischildish as fuck. At my last christmas party (probably 100 + guests) i just ended up on a table with some randoms i've never met before and spent most of my time with them, even though i know tons of people at my job very well.

get drunk and have good time. worst thing that can happen is that you leave early if you're not enjoying yourself.

If you know anyone else at all from work who you are on speaking terms with just tell them you wanna go but not alone. Just do some asking about and show interest, like the other user said, normies will help you fit in if you show interest.

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If you don't think it would look weird to disappear for two hours from a formal work event and then re-appear later, you're autistic. In the world OP is in, appearances matter.

A lot of my co-workers are in groups though. Too late to ask them if i can join their table, they know my as the autistic guy anyways, so I'm sure they'd say they were full or something

Stay for drinks, get a talking point, then dip

If somebody asks what happened say you had plans and bring up your talking point to casually close the conversation

Well, I'm speaking from the point of a manager in an international command center for a bank.

>hey user, where'd you go
>just had some business to take care of, whatcha drinking?
This is weird to people?

you dont need friends. get one of these

how the fuck can you not know a single person from your office? you go there every day, how can you not be at least on speaking terms with someone?

I'm shy, and autistic. There's a reason i don't have friends

I never have anything to say to people, they realize I'm a boring loser and don't talk to me

Obviously i say hi when i see people, but that's about it

you fool, get a drink or two into you, loosen up, and start talking to people. social skills require training just like lifting

some people just didn't 'train' their social skills as children/teens, which is when you're supposed to develop them...

>tfw girl at the office won't stop flirting with me and touching me
>she's my superior
>there aren't any cameras in the office and she doesn't text me, she keeps everything verbal
>I have a gf
Fuck this. I don't want to cheat. I also have no way of proving she's doing this to me to get her to stop.

drink you pussy don't listen to high inhib betas on here who think a few drinks here and there will do anything at all to nutrient partitioning or test levels

You don't sit with your colleagues? I mean if you work with people they tend to invite you for lunch and stuff, or do you avoid everyone at the office?

I usually avoid the socials at work tbqh

I have no social skills

We have cubicles, i don't talk to the people next to me. They don't talk to me

I got invited to lunch a couple of times, but they realize i don't say anything and just sit there. Did i mention I'm socially retarded? I don't know how to contribute to conversations

This is so true. OP, just like how you shouldn't start a diet, or start lifting '' tomorrow '', you shouldn't delay your social lifting. Go for it, and try to talk to people. You don't need to engage in conversation the entire time, just keep working on it.

Whats the point in talking to others?
And whats the point in having friends?

that shit's all in your head
just force yourself to do it

And the reason why i don't go to socials is this pic

I don't have a group, and don't know how to join a group, so i just stand around. Or if i do join a group, i don't know what to say

You need some basic social skills if you want to get anywhere.

literally ask them questions and add comments to their response lmao. that's the most basic form of conversation, small talk shit.

people love talking about themselves

No, in lifting i can reach everything on my own, thats why lifting is true love.
>anywhere
That means?

To step out of his comfort zone.

but would you start off training with 2lmao bench?

Get anywhere in your career or love life. Unless you don't want that, I guess.

This is the reason i always make room for people in circles/ make people feel involved

I don't know how to ask questions that are relevant to a group discussion

Like, a group is talking about some sport i don't follow, how do i even ask a good question, when theyre talking about players or teams

Another thing i notice is that if i do join a group, they soon disperse and find other people to talk to

>I'm shy, and autistic. There's a reason i don't have friends
>I never have anything to say to people, they realize I'm a boring loser and don't talk to me
>Obviously i say hi when i see people, but that's about it

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy me tooo

You realise what you are telling me?
>muh you need friends to get anywhere in career or love
>you only need friends because you can use them to get higher

Your kind of people are the reason why i dont want any friends or chats.

U WOT M8

enjoy being a social statuscel then boyo

maybe you smell funny

OP here
Social networks are needed in life. You will learn once you graduate highschool or stop being a NEET

I don't

I never said anything about friends, I am talking about social skills. Friends can help you in those aspects too, but it's a give-and-take relationship.

You want friends because life is just plain more fun with them.

Im a student, why i need others to pass my exams?

I dont want friends as i said.
But youre right, you didnt even said something about friends.
I can talk to other people if its necessary, like a job interview, but smalltalk its not necessary, so i dont waste my time talking about some irrelevant shit.

>500+ people at a party
Mate, we call these feasts. You're not going to a party you're literally going to a feast to celebrate the birth of God. We Archaic Epoch now

Ill go with you! We can be no homo fit bros, florida?

I didn't choose to bring a guest. The deadline for adding a guest has passed, event has a waiting list now too

It's in Ontario, Canada

>necessary, like a job interview
Okay bro, I have two scenarios for you:
1st scenario - you lost your job
>no social skills or network
>start throwing your resume around in hopes of finding a job
>social network present
>someone from your network knows a guy from another company that's hiring, and he recommends you BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY KNOWS YOU

2nd scenario - a higher position just opened in your company
Who do you think is more likely to get the promotion, the loner autist or the qualified person everyone likes?

Like it or not, you need to have small talk with people in order to get to know them, so you can start having deeper conversations.

Stop spending all your day looking at porn in the internet and grow a fucking personality. No one wants to be friends with a boring fucker with no content, do anything, anything at all and you'll be better than what you are now.

My suggestion is just fucking picking up an instrument and going to a music academy or a place where you can learn how to play. Get involved in the events they do like student concerts and workshops. The easiest way to meeting people is being forced to be work with them. Even if you don't like music, girls love man that play instruments, people will think you are artsy and intellectual even if you're a boring dumbass and its a good way to pass the time.

And what i should tell them?
>i lifted today more than last week, that felt good
>o-okey, c-cool user, so what i wanted to tell you there were a guy at a bar, user you probally dont know the bar, because you dont go out and lift instead, and this guy is a good friend of x, user you probally dont know x because you dont got clubbing and lift instead
>le sad user face
>user goes away because he dont know them and when he ask to introduce him to ne people they say "search friends, user"
>they didnt realize that this was the try to search friends
Nope, i dont do it anymore, they can fuck themself and tell me about my good body.

>do anything, anything at all and you'll be better than what you are now.
>with a boring fucker with no content,
That stacey fucked chad, while chad was in a relationship with courtney is soooo interessting.
Protipp: Normies go to work, comes home and watches tv.
They do so much more than user, really...

It's not about you, it's about them. Start them talking about something, when they finish their point make a comment on it, or state your opinion, and keep going. Just try not to make it seem like an interview by also sharing something, while making them do the actual work.

You think so because you are used to it and don't notice, like smokers

>by also sharing something
And what if i have nothing to share. That's my main problem, i don't know what to say