Confession Thread

Forgive me Veeky Forums for I have sinned. It has been several months since my last confession.

> I used the Smith Machine for several weeks for benching.

you are worse than the muslim immigrants in europe faggot, kys right away

I don't squat. And when people ask why I say I have knee problems.
But I don't have knee problems.

I do too, fuckos

I pay to use the weights not to take ccare of the place

am I missing something? I also do the same, why put the weights back with all the people working there? isn't this supposed to be their jobs or something?

What a fucking beast, where's the unedited video?

>isn't this supposed to be their jobs or something?

Yes

You two are the type of degenerate fucktards who make sure we cant have nice things
Do you shit all over toilets and throw paper towels on the floor too? its not your job to clean it up right?

I cast a curse upon you.

May the goblins steal your gains,
May you never feel the pains,
Of DOMs and soreness so delightful,
Your actions make all gymbros spiteful,
Wilt, wither, shrink, decay,
May your gains all fade away.

kys

It's a janitor's job to clean up as well, that doesn't give you free rein to throw shit on the floor, degenerates.

Veeky Forums please forgive me for I have sinned
>I haven't been to the gym in over a week
>I have counted my warm-up set as a set on many occasions
>my friend said he's been enjoying crossfit and I thought of trying it
>I've posted my 1 rep maxes and claimed to be able to rep them on Veeky Forums

What shall I do to be given forgiveness or am I banished to a life of never making it?

oh fuk thats good

This is why I never put my leftover soda and popcorn in the trash at the movie theater. I dump it all over the floor.
There are people there to clean up after me.

This is why I throw all my trash in the courtyard of my condo complex, to make sure maintained keeps busy and employed.

>It's a janitor's job to clean up as well, that doesn't give you free rein to throw shit on the floor, degenerates.
>Do you shit all over toilets and throw paper towels on the floor too?

It's my right as a citizen of the free world to shit wherever I want.

Seven rolls in the push up threads and four, "were all gonna make it brahs" and you shall be forgiven.

Your sins are not as great as they might have been.

Im noisy at my last set in leg press ;_;
Sorry for doing 7pl8s and be noisy, dont want it but i have to unleash every little power.

Assblasted janitors confirmed.

Are you Indian?

Black magic

Veeky Forums your wisdom and virtue is beyond that of mortal understanding.

Were all gonna make it brahs

>It's my right to be a useless faggot and shit on others
I would shit on you if you weren't trolling.

Wait so janitors get paid in real life?

somebody better alert the /sp/ ones then

Theres nothing wrong with lifting light, but you really shouldnt be scared of heavier weight, theres safety pins for a reason

>I would shit on you if you weren't trolling.

As a citizen of the free world I respect your right to shit where you please.

Nah, we're just not niggers and degenerates around here.

I bet you don't seed your torrents either

I have never once gone to failure while squatting. I'm also afraid to do diddlys because i can't tell if my form is right.

I browse on my mobile between sets
I lift to Coldplay
Every day is ab day
I brush, shave, and shower in the gym

my OHP is so high that if I were Sisyphus I am fairly competent I could just pick up the boulder and walk up the hill

I wear gloves.

how is that even a sin?

The looks you get is probably penance enough.

You faggots turned me gay. I want to be normal again

you were always gay in your heart

>turned me gay

SNAP CITY

Ever since I pulled my MDL a year ago I've been terrified of pushing my squat back to even close to where it once was. I hover around 175.

Also I skip accessory sets sometimes.

u mean mcl?

yeah my bad. It had me limping for months and I basically had to reset my entire program and start from less than 1pl8 again. the fear...

>tfw i can only cum to gay porn and prostate stimulation
t-thanks fit

I thought so.

i tore my mcl in half a few years ago and had to get it reattached. If I point my foot out too far my knee collapses inward slightly. No pain at all but it just feels like a dead spot

I dont warm up before lifting

>last time I went to the gym was Monday

eh, i'll just call it a deload week h-haha, lower back and glutes were super sore for the past week too, maybe this week will help. Gonna be back strong on monday and see if i can smash some pr's.

Anyone have any experience with deload weeks making them stronger?

We didn't turn you, you were always a faggot

I like chocolate and soda too much to quit. I'm also about to go to McDicks for a McFlurry. I have a 2pl8 bench and a 3 pl8 dead, I know it's not impressive but I'm not a total lard ass.

FORGIVE ME Veeky Forums.

I deadlift at 1am and leave all the plates on for the morningfags

at least you got some sick full house digits

Last academic year my roommate never left the room and the only time I was alone was while I was cleaning the gym(I work at my gym). Naturally I jerked off occassionally. Sometimes on the incline.
>jerking off in my gym
>jerking off in my workplace
that's two for one right there

i started lifting to get girls and now i don't want any girls. i just want to kill myself most of the time or relapse into addiction again.

Don't do it, stay strong bud. You'll make it

I've been isolating abs lately

Sorry Veeky Forums

>not re-racking your weights

It's common courtesy, come the fuck on
Asshole