/MAKINGIT/ General

/MAKINGIT/ General
Post your max bench and the amount of sluts you get on tinder, totally fitness related.
Also;
Post your stories of making it;
>GF of 2 years broke up with me last sunday
>Downloaded Badoo and Tinder
>Already fucked 2 sluts
>Just sent pic related to a random slut. Let me translate:
"Goodmorning, I love the dress in pic nr4"
"Okay so nice compliments doesn't bite on you. I could give up my littlefinger to stranglefuck you. I pay for the hotel as long as you got matching underwear."
"Send me your kik"
"aga****"

She actually sent her snapchat istead, just got nudes.

Are all girls this slutty? I feel like I've have quite some success considering I've been out of the game for almost 2 years.

I just managed to bench 2pl8 for reps and about to fuck my third Tinderslut this week.

Jävla mods.. Aja frågar igen, hur ser dina stats ut OP? Längd, vikt, lyft osv.

>I could give up my littlefinger to stranglefuck you.
fucking yurofags i swear to christ

1pl8 skeleton here
I got head once from a fat bitch and from tinder and get ghosted by every girl I date (from tinder and ones I dont meet from there too). Most of the women ive fucked are prostitutes. Thank goodness fapping only takes 10 min. I also hate myself so Im never gonna make it but im glad youre railing sluts senpai

>out yesterday drinking shots with a few people and my gf, was the birthday of a really hot girl, almost non-existing waist and then a bubble butt 10/10
>already half-drunk from dinner
>shots turn into "drink one shot and then tell a secret wish"
>my turn
>say I wouldn't mind having a threesome
>the said hot girl asks me what kind of girl would I pick
>tfw
>later on during some stuff I was showing on my phone she saw my half naked pic and was mirin

pretty good desu, she even kept asking I and my gf if we would consider cheating daring people to kiss each other so I guess more shit could've happened but eh, I think we'll hang out more next weekend was pretty fun and I never go out to drink or clubs


I also woke up with less weight than yesterday even though I drank a shit load of tequila and sanbuca shots, wine and another weird drink that tasted awful
guess I have high tolerance despite never drinking

>184cm
>79kg
>100kg bänk
>130kg böj
>170kg mark
Själv?
Yeah I think I've figured it out, in order to get down with Tindersluts you have to bench 2pl8. Is it true that fat chicks give good head?
Got a pick of said girl? GJ man, totally making it.

cant post picture or it would be easily traceable, she has a youtube and instagram with quite some following
if she hadn't a bf and my gf was drunk, maybe it could happen but even then I would be afraid of not being able to get it up due to nervousness

Ah I see. Just get some cialis if you've got performance anxiety? I'm considering trying some, seems like a fun thing to try.

Yes in general fat girls give great head. Max bench is 225. Don't have Tinder but fuck regular sluts whenever I want. Been thinking about getting Tinder. Seems like shooting fish in a barrel.

>she even kept asking I and my gf if we would consider cheating daring people to kiss each other

are you still drunk writing sentences like that

Don't bother with cialis. Just take L-Arginine. Magical cure to whiskey dick if taken before you start drinking with a couple glasses of water.

is that viagra? kinda curious about viagra but I never had problems getting up except when I lost my virginity years ago, condoms would kill the boner

kek I guess,

According to my very scientific chart I just made, you should be able to slay mad pussy using Tinder.

Yeah Cialis acts similarly to Viagra

shes a bot, son

you got played

2/3 aint bad tho

You're wrong, I'm snapchatting with her as we speak

You broke up with your girlfriend of 2 years last sunday and you're already banging sluts? That's the opposite of making it.

I would know because I broke up with my girlfriend two months ago and did the exact same thing. You just wait until the emptiness comes.

To all the anons suffering from a breakup - don't do the same mistakes I did. Don't go out partying every weekend, getting absolutely smashed and fucking random sluts. Give yourself some time to accept what has happened and then make the conscious decision to move on lest you lose yourself in addition to your girlfriend. This void cannot be filled by no amount of alcohol, drugs and sex.

I know this might be the wrong thread for this post, but please, don't hurt yourselves. There's nothing wrong with partying and smashing sluts, but this shouldn't be the reaction to a breakup.

Stay safe, anons.

Thanks for your insight, you're right, on the inside, im an emotinal wreck, however, it has felt SO good to get to fuck a couple of times and just not think about what happend. I will give myself time to heal and improve myself. But right now I really need some good pussy.

That's what I did, too. I also did MDMA for 4 weekends straight (I know, fucking retarded, neurotoxicity etc) and drank like a degenerate. Twice every weekend I woke up next to some girl and I just felt hollow for the entire week, waiting for friday so I could fill that hole inside of me with more alcohol and bitches.

It was fucking stupid. I was too afraid to think it all through and accept the reality that I cannot be with that person no longer. After I gave myself time to think about everything that happened I lost my tunnelvision and realised that this girl, however beautiful and nice she was, isn't the only beautiful and loving female on this Earth.

For what it's worth, every single sexual encounter I had with a random slut after my breakup was worse than with my ex and ironically, every random girl I fucked made me miss my ex even more.

I made it through and I'm okay now, although I think my brain chemistry is a little fucked from all the drug abuse. Still, I just want to warn all the anons about the consequences of reacting to a breakup the way I did. Even so, experience is the best teacher. Just stay away from drugs kek

250-ish

>lived in colorado - tinder girls were great. Really enjoyed those dates; had a fling with some; some stayed friends after
>live in oklahoma - only been on a couple tinder dates...choices are slim, few and far between

tl;dr tinder success really depends on location; if you live in a place where people have interesting hobbies, you're going to have more fun dating-app dates

Yeah I don't really do drugs, I drink sometimes but not really that often so that shouldn't be a problem. However you are absolutely right about me needing to be able to move forward instead of trying to fill the void with sluts.

But the point is to fuck them, not date them.

>friends all comment on how tinder makes getting women easy
>even my fat friend fucked 3 girls and is now dating one
>Too afraid I won't find anyone and it will fuck up my self-esteem even more.

I just need to learn how to dance in clubs to make it
need some help, I don't like sitting there and watching my friends dance while I look around lost and drunk

You got the right idea, it's not worth it

What is the moral difference between men fucking a bunch of random women, and women fucking a bunch of random men?

You're all degenerates. A manwhore is still a whore.

Getting pussy online as a male is actually somewhat of an accomplishment. Every woman on Tinder is guaranteed as many fucks as they want, they can pick and choose. We gotta work for it.

Also,
>found the fatass

Tinder in the Pittsburgh area has sucked ass for me so far. maybe because my main strength is my lifting strength and I would find it ridiculous to take gym pictures just in case someone i actually know is on there lol. But i used it for the same thing, broke up with my girlfriend of a year and a half and flt shitty about it. Hasn't gotten much better. Just dug me into a deeper hole desu.