ITT: We act as though Veeky Forums is majority female

ITT: We act as though Veeky Forums is majority female

>5'4 masterrace reporting in

>implying she even runs

>womanlet
>master race

kek, midget slut
enjoy your short children who CAN'T EVEN COMPETE in elementary school sports
no medals for your riffraff litter
Your husband will always be embarrassed and tell himself "maybe I should have aimed literally higher" as he sees me walk past him when school's out, taking my polished children home (in my much bigger and more expensive car, just so you know)

6'1" tall stick thin natural blonde TRUE master race reporting in

I'm 5'4" and male...

No man wants a woman above 5'8"
""Male""

>doing cardio
>guy with roided up muscles gets on treadmill next to me
>he's under 6 foot
>runs for 10 minutes and goes over to the weightlifting area
>he's literally just picking a bar with some plates on it off the floor and then dropping it
>mumbles something about an archaeologist as he walks past me

I wish my gym had a no short guy policy

>5'4

Womanlettes, when will they learn

>No man wants a woman above 5'8"
manon here, I'm 6'3" and I exclusively date women over 5'10". I don't want any short, beta offspring.

Last time I checked, men had something called a penis, testicles, and testosterone.

I have those. What does that make me?

>manon here

dick or gtfo

Transginger

>blonde
>looking good

pick one, dyke

>only men have test
Nice try you fucking manlet

>tfw you will never fall asleep in the arms of a strong, providing alpha male

No matter how much make up you dumb sluts put on you will never be like Stacy. STACY has FACE, SHAPE, and ASS.

>tfw asslet AND booblet

I hate my genetics

She wouldn't want anything to do with me, so I consider that a bullet dodged.

>walking on treadmill
>see cute guy walk up next to me
>handsome face, prominent jawline, broad shoulders
>he gets on treadmill
>he's 5'11...
>I'm 5'4 but I know when a guy is 5'11
>he says hi to me
>I put on my earbuds and avoid eye contact, turn off treadmill without finishing my mile, and pack up my things

I'm considering changing gyms now so this creep doesn't oppress me or try to hit on me anymore. What do?

h-hey Veeky Forums, would one of you girls date me

I'm a boy btw :3

DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS IS THE BODY YOU WILL GET IF YOU DO STARTING TREADMILL

Good for you. I felt oppressed just reading that.

it actually makes much more sense this way, all this agonizing over perceived personal deficits and bland insecurity always hit me as kind of a girlsy thing

>don't hit on me silly girls, hi hi.
Fuck off, attention man whore. No one cares you are male.
PS. please have sex with me

autism

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>6'1" Amazon
>masterrace

pick one

>boys on Veeky Forums

>amazonlets

>went to gym
>saw a girl who was cuter than me
>got really fucking angry

t. every girl ever

while YOU go to the GYM and RUN HARD on the TREADMILL, STACY goes to STARBUCKS and drinks a CARAMEL LATTE

R8 my natty gains.

youre asking to give birth to a lez

Manon here, AMA. Can't post pic with timestamp because I'm not Veeky Forums yet and I'm too shy.

E D I N B U R G H

7'1" mega amazon here. What's with all these masculinist Manazis being butthurt about how we women rule the world? I mean, sure, I know I intimidate most men because of my height, but still...

Anyway, any Titans (men at least 6'8") here?

Stacy eats PIZZA and SUCKS OFF Chad, while you SLAVE AWAY at a treadmill.

It's Mistressrace. Master race implies being male, sis.

6'7 manlet reporting in. Got any pics m'lady?

>She fell for the 50s meme

is this achievable natty?

who dis?

nice boobs girl, that an A- cup?

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Dick or GTHA (Get The Hell Away)

>being this jelly

>I'm a boy btw :3

POST ABS OR GTFO

Why does everyone tell me to post dick? I don't get it. Men browse here too, you know.

>Implying there are men on the internet

not as jelly as your thighs, bitch

balls or gtfo

This shit again. You're not getting free pics, you thirty whores.

I giggled

Veeky Forums is our board, boy. Everywhere else it's nothing but "TITS OR GTFO" when a woman posts.

What's wrong, don't like having the tables turned on you?

I'll settle for a torso pic, though.

Wh-who is this hunk?

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More? No lesbo

Listen here qt. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, little boy.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

>out dancing with the girls
>6/10 guy starts dancing with me, let him feel my ass a bit
>he buys me a drink
>ignore him for the rest of the night
>look for alphas

I think I made it girls!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING TURBOSLUT GET OUT GO FUCK STACY OR SOMETHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dunno honey, but here's another hot piece of meat

My wife took this pic of me last night at the beach.

Got kik bby?

Why are guys such sluts? I can just straight up tell them to fuck me on tinder, and it works 99% of time.

my vagoo is too big and smelly. I will never gonna make it sisters

>tfw you are too fat and they don't even look at you

Maybe he wasn't trying to get you drunk, then screw you. Gentlemen do exist, and he might've been one.

Not all boys want to fuck us, sis.

So how do you cope, Veeky Forums? I mean, with those swarms of cringy men flocking to you. tfw no chad bf ;_;
at least I finally hit that 1pl8 deadlift

G-gals, can we be honest here? How big is your clit?

I'm almost completely hidden when soft, but peek out a good 11mm when hard. I swell to about 14mm when I'm about to come. The shaft underneath the hood becomes clearly visible too.

Is this too big? What if Chad doesn't want to fuck me? What if he tells his friends and they tell their gfs and Stacey find out???? Omg, like, I can't even...

Dick or gtfo

ben wa balls sister, they tightened my cooter right up. Go to the doctor you might have a yest infection

Tindr is full of degenerates.

>implying
You wish you had my thighs, girlie.

Another day another man attention whoring on Veeky Forums. When will you learn?

listen little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful comments, but thats ain't what I'm about. I'm not like other girls. If anything I'll be the one fixing the car :D

>6'1" tall

I'm 5'10" and it sucks. Pretty much never get to wear heels without being a vi-giant and towering over dudes.

I can always break out the 5 inchers if I want to drown in manlet dick. lol

We've got one, sisters!

Damn... I'm mirin' so damn mu-- wife?

You have to go and ruin my fantasy, don't you?

>I'm 6'3"
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Why are men so vacant and empty? Try to ask any of them about their hobbies or what they do in their free time and all they can ever talk about is lifting. Why are they so boring? All they're good for is dicking.

(That's a male meme, dear. Use another city.)

7'8" man here

why u so short?

That's not really different from normal Veeky Forums

>implying that's him
Probably a fat tumblrina, pretending to be a man on the internet.

He looks gay but I admire his gains

*dissolves into a pile of orgasmic goo from mirin'*

kek

How to be skinny and have big boobs at the same time without surgery? Anyone has a routine?

>falling for this shit
You're talking to a landwhale.

You can't be skinny and have big boobs natty.
Fucking delusional lesbos. Natty = not aesthetic

Your quads looks like lopsided roast chickens and judging by the definition on your arms you bf% is so low I bet you're infertile

>you're never gonna make it (have husbando and kids)

I finally hit that 0,25/,0,5/0,75/1 pl8, what now sisters?

I hear his gains are natty...

nothing wrong with a little man on man action to schlick to after a cosmo ab workout

Fuck you. That's hurtful and mean. Fuck all of you I'm out.

ITT: welcome to 9gag

go cry to daddy ya small titted bitch

C-can we have a high estrogen thread? Pls post THICC

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Stop! You don't want to get too muscely.

My sister says she has VEINS in her hands because she liften too much weight.

>ITT: We act as though Veeky Forums is majority female

Anyone else enjoy cheating on the beta they married and whose money they are spending with chad and his HEIGHT FACE and FRAME (not to mention perfect hairline!)

It's like he thought lifting weights would make him a chad KEK!

Post husbandos

>pic related

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Don't listen to this bitch.
It's totally achievable to lose weight and grow tits at the same time. You just have to eat right (get your micros spot on) and do the right exercises (start with Campbell's, then move on to Heinz). Good luck anonette!

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