Reached 5 pl8 squat a month ago

>Reached 5 pl8 squat a month ago
>Nearly 6 pl8s now
>Go to gym today
>Noticing girls mirin, wearing tight sweatpants
>Catch them glancing at my ass and face nervously
>I never got mires before
>They start doing exercises near me trying to get my attention

how the fuck did you go from five to six plates in only a fucking month, i'm calling bullshit

/e-stats/

You're trying to force this too hard

Wtf man they took me going from 7 to 8 pl8s

"squats"

>Hit 3 plates last week
>Nearly 9 pl8s now
>Go to gym today
>Noticing girls mirin, wearing tight sweatpants
>Catch them glancing at my ass and face nervously
>I never got mires before
>They start doing exercises near me trying to get my attention

>>Hit 3 plates last week
It's 3 pl8s you numskull.

>reached 11plate DL three days ago
>12plates today
>on my way to 13
>huge back, traps literally up to my ears
>catch qt twinks mirin my hammies and glutes all the time
>some whore just went up to me and grabbed me by the dick

>tfw failed a squat for the very first time today and had to use the safeties
felt bad man

> tfw getting ripped as fuck

> bench went from 100 lbs to 150 lbs in 3 months
> got mired today maxing out on 200 on deadlift
>some girl was smiling at me so after that went to go pump out reps with one pl8
>fuck yah got 5 reps out of it
> saw some jelly guys staring at me
I MADE IT FIT

>not bench pressing 4 pl8s
never gonna make it

Is my bench weak or my deadlift just really good
>bench just under 1pl8
>recent deadlift pr of 2.5pl8 for 5
Symmetric strength says my deadlift is 17% better than the rest of my lifts

(You)

My squat is 185, my bench is 135. My deadlift is 495 for reps not even joking. What the fuck is wrong with me.

post pics

im going out on a limb and guessing that your squat form is shit so your legs won't grow.

both are really weak. Keep working hard.

Don't really feel like posting but yeah my hamstrings are good but small quads and big lats

Your deadlift is pathetic

>Don't really feel like posting
Stay like that then you lazy fuck.

Hey fuck you

>reached 1 pl8s weighted pullups yesterday
>nearly 9001 pl8s now
>noticin old women mirin, wearin bright track suits
>catch them baking me cookies and trying to set me up with their granddaughters
>I never got mires before
>they start giving me U.S. savings bonds trying to get my attention

>tfw your PBs are un-ironically numbers which people meme about ironically

Literally the best feel I've gotten from this board.

>thinks we're memeing

oh i'm laffin

>Reached 2 push-ups 4 years ago
>Nearly 4 push-ups now
>Go to gym today
>Noticing girls mirin, wearing tight sweatpants
>Catch them glancing at my ass and face nervously
>I never got mires before
>They start doing exercises near me trying to get my attention
Feels good man.

were u obese or something wtf?

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