ITT: people who deserve their own movies

ITT: people who deserve their own movies

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His story would sound corny as shit to modern sensibilities.

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>THIS SUMMER
>CHRISTIAN BALE
>IS
>THE BIGGEST LOSER
>RATED R FOR EXTREME HERESY

>ugly dweeb who got bullied
>joined ISIS
>blew up killing 0 people besides himself
that would be very interesting movie..

I'd cast Jake Gyllenhall as Jihadi Jake, Naomi Watts as his mom, Idris Elba as the concerned authority figure who tries to help before it's too late, and Kate Winslet as the ISIS recruiter. Genre: Romantic comedy.

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Giuseppe Garibaldi

The real life "most interesting man in the world".

Forgot pic.

Rabban Bar Sauma and Yahballaha III

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabban_Bar_Sauma
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahballaha_III

Honorable mentions: Aurelian
Flavius Aetius
Admiral Zheng He
Antiochus III
Diodotos I of Bactria

>child porn movie
That would be illegal.

there's Russian tv series about him

Camillus would make for a better movie, desu

Even his face is creepy

explain

Tito.

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This man.
>Becomes Emperor at 3 years old or so
>In a few years, his only authority is in the Forbidden City
>Gets ejected from the palace he lived in
>Eventually ends up as Emperor of a puppet state of the Japanese
>Gets imprisoned by communists
>After release, he lives a modest life in a China ruled by communists

Umm... he did have his own movie.

There is a movie already

ayyy lmao

nobody cares

A ton of busy tens, but priority on Justinian II

lol why is he doing the mckayla maroney face haha

He was a one trick pony

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who that?

>no hentai about a Beria-esque character raping his way to Berlin and ending in him raping a female fuhrer

the Death of Stalin is partially about him, but the comic it's based on is pro-Khr*schev propaganda so it's probably not that good

The Macedonian Dynasty would make for great HBO

because of the face and the two first medals, appears to be the so famous finnish sniper Simo Hayha

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The realest nigga out there

This. Came here to post Basil the Macedonian

I thought House of Saddam was bretty good

Surprised that there hasn't been one yet.

Fat: the ballad of daddy's money

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I do believe there is a film that has him in it. Its called The Fighting Prince of Donegal. Its about Red Hugh O'Donnel and its pretty awful. Would kill for a good Nine Year War adaption.

Early (Legendary/Regal/Republican) Rome

Aeneas, Romulus, and Hannibal in particular

This.

Would love to see a Western-style adaptation that takes place where I grew up

Will just mention that there's a biopic about Leonov the Cosmonaut out there now, if you can find it.

That guy was alpha.

>ywn sail the Pampa Coast looking for Spanish and Brazilian fleets

>a cringe fest about Roman imperialism and the diversity of Hellenic armies

His glasses actually have the anime reflection glow.

American and European wars in one movie? I want to see it at least once.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Freuchen

Someone mentioned him in one of the past threads that's how I learned about him and this dude was pretty extreme. I'm a big fan of explorers, particularly the explorers of Antarctic, so I have a long list of people who deserve their own movie/miniseries some better known than others.

His exploits as the Director of Public Safety of Philly alone deserve its own movie

>DANED.jpg

Lenin unironically. At least we should get a good movie covering February to the end of the Civil War. It's probably the single most interesting period of 20th century history.

"Wherever I am I must rape" The Beria story I don't think would be allowed in cinemas.
Death of Stalin is close enough as it mostly focuses on Beria.

I want to see Westwing remade but with the Trump Administration.
I want to see how that alt-center neolib shithead Sorkin would deal with trying to circlejerk over the sanctity of American institution while portraying the drooling retardation of the Trump Admin.

The dudes aboard this submarine:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ORP_Orzel_(1938)

The wikipedia article already reads like a movie synopsis.