Goal Bodies/Looks: Manly as fuck edition

I'm plain tired of comming here day in and day out and having to look at pics of 18-24 year olds with a baby face and zit cream still fresh on their faces, all of them lacking an ounce of muscle.

Let's get a MANLY AS FUCK goal body threat.

The kind of body you wanna have when you are pushing 40, because we all know you aren't gonna look like Zyzz into your 30's. The kind of look that says "this motherfucker has seen things and been places, he can get shit done."

Doesn't matter if pic looks weird, gay or whatever. MANLY AS FUCK, everything goes.

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>MANLY AS FUCK

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I AM A MANLY MAN!

I NEVER SHAVE MY BEARD BECAUSE IM A MAN!

I NEVER CRY, BECAUSE IM A MAN!

I EAT GLASS FOR BREAKFAST BECAUSE IM A MAN!

MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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Without the beard.

Beards are for jawlets to hide their shit jaw.

While I do agree that the sole reason of the recent beard uprising is so that hipsters get to hide their weak chins, I do believe we can both agree that when a iron-jawed dude grows a beard, it looks terrifying in the awesome way.

Beards do look awesome if you have that "power-look" going on in the first place.

Jack Donovan. Good choice

Chris Duffin epitomises what a "real dad bod" should look like

Everything the man says and writes is gold.

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> ILiveInTheMinesOfErebor.jpeg mode on

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I was gonna post Vin Diesel, then I remembered he doesn't even work out anymore.

Who is this?

preach it brother

Men can cry. But a man crying has to mean something. Woman cry over nonsense. Men cry when there is nothing left to be done.

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this, i just cried watching rocky 3, watching micky die gets me erry time

>remember, micky loves ya

Can't know if it's true but that is the most beautiful answer I've read.

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T. Beardlet. Stay jelly. Even if this is the case, youre just mad they have the option and you dont

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yes

dude, spoiler alert next time plz

>grandma just died
>haven't cried in years, not gonna now
>feel sad for some reason, not sure if its because of my grandmas death or something else

am I holding too much in?

yes.
it's good to let go and break sometimes, user.

I don't know if I really have a reason to though. we were never very close and she was a little mean to my father whenever we would visit. but I still feel sad for some reason ya know?

techno viking is only right answer

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I find just catching up with mates is the best way to handle hard times. You could choose to talk about whats bothering you if it makes you feel better.

Damn Ben affleck got swole

>traditionalist-monarchist-mode

Im focking ST00PID
Also hitler dubs

Real niggas know whatsup.

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>monarchist

Latsbrah is still cucked by democratic ideals.

>sailor tattoo and a beard
more like played-out-as-fuck, manufactured fashion in the first place.

ASS WE CAN

Jesus, this guy is the missing link.

>those forearms

hnnnnggg

THIS IS MANLY AS FUCK

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>oooo eeee oooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

The motherfucking Mountain. That's my goal, man.

Any backstory? I'm a trucker and this resonates with me