Tfw thin dick

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/dec/05/women-large-penis-size-study

>Everyone on Veeky Forums is 99th+ percentile

>>tfw Schrödinger's dick
This, desu

>coworker says he hates talking to people and has no social skills
>he ends up getting head from a girl he met AT THE GYM

>tfw my dick is thicker than my wrists
7 in dick circumference
6.25 in wrist circumference

>tfw 7.5 inch dick (dunno girth, haven't measured)
>rest of my body is runt-tier

t-thanks, genetics

I don't know that feel

>tfw 4.8 inch dick at absolute most
> Tfw really thin too
>Tfw 5'5" and bald

Only had a girl see my dick once when I was 18 she literally said "omg eww, I'm sorry user but no." And left

31 now and have still never had a girl touch my peepee.

Why live?

construction fag detected also nice trips

Thanks for being honest about your dick size unlike 99% of Veeky Forums

7x5.5 and same. It's not about the dick, its about the person attached to it sadly

>mfw curved dick
looks like a banana

At least ya'll don't have a bent dick

Are you measuring from the thinnest part of your wrist, where the bones end, or the smaller part between the hand and forearm bones?

>tfw thick dick but tall with big hands and big thighs
My dick is an optical illusion.

everyone lies here don't worry

Not an illusion if the girl feels it

shit son get that looked at.

>5.5" dick
>5'10 height
>nice hair genetics

I had no problems with sex so far, is Veeky Forums memeing or are you pure autists?

iktfb

this is a blue board

Like anywhere on 4chin, there's autists

Fortunately Veeky Forums has the least amount

>5.5 inch dickbro reporting in

My sex life is actually pretty good

Its hilarious how people say they're 7 inches here tho

they probably think sex is le penetration, that's why people should cut porn completely. it's much more than a sausage entering a donut.

4.3 inch dicklet reporting in!

Ive literally been diagnosed with micropenis. I get 3.5 inch erect and it's just foreskin basically when flaccid. I'm not even obese I'm actually 13% body fat so it's not like I can just lose a fucktonne of weight.

I won't make it guys, but you all can.

I started jelqing recently.
Figured id rather have a big semi functional cock rather than what i have right now.

Exactly. If you can use your fingers and tongue well enough, an average or less than average dick can get the job done

Does that even work? I read that the only proven method was surgery

>Fortunately Veeky Forums has the least amount

Actually 90%+ of people on fit are complete alpha male studs and somehow found this place. like here average virginity loss is 14 and everyone here has 20+ partners by age 20, and whetehr or not they have a huge penis or a smaller one, they are all sex gods

I guess you have 3 options:

1: keep trying and not give a fuck. You'll still probably find some vagoo to bust inside, just don't let the hunt control you

2: stray from the society we live in where sex is so highly regarded and find happiness in other things. Maybe to like full Buddhist or something. Like completely focus on finding happiness through alternative means.

3: keep being a sadcunt.

You cant change some things unfortunately user. Doesn't mean you can be happy though

>tfw have a thin dick (5 inch girth) but its decently long, like 7 inches
>people who see it online are amazed at how enormous it is, call it both long and thick
>its all a trick because i am holocaust tier
>also i am a complete aspie 25 year old kissless virgin who will never use it

lel at my life

Lots of users on some forum(kind of like bodybuilding.com but for dick size) claimed to make gains. Its like working out it takes time.

Use Bathmate to get permanent girth gains.

>tfw dicklet, facelet and the worst of all -lets: manlet

I'm a short dicked ugly dwarf

>Fortunately Veeky Forums has the least amount
Dude nah
I've browsed a lot of boards in the past but only /a/ is comparable to Veeky Forums in the autism spectrum. You don't realize how autistic this place is.

kinda funny

pretty cure they have dick lengthening surgery now

its bulshit dude

My fellow son of Durin.

That's the average when using not bone pressed (NBP) measurements. True avg is about 5.7 go to howlongismyschlong.com

>6.5 long bone pressed
>5 inch girth
>5'10.5, 5'11 maybe
>just broke into dyel tier from skinny fat as fuck

who here /average as fuck/ ?

>6"x5"
>all my gf's have admitted they've had bigger
>they all talk about their love of big cock during sex and foreplay

Why are you asking them about that shit? You know if you're average they've probably had bigger. Jesus, you are a literal cuck.

5.5×5

Atleast I'm bigger than other asians...heh..r-right?

Permanent part yeah maybe, but it takes very little time to do every day and get temp gains for that day. Erections are harder, and got like .5" "gain" to girth.

iktf :(

>tfw 7 x 4.8

JUST

Anyone know how to add girth only

>tfw 6.7 x 4.5

Make yourself gay and go boipuccimode

Ya should've gotten a cast when you broke it.

FUCK sorry user

Tfw girls comment i have large balls
like the actual testicles

Dick is 6 inches

Abstract feel desu

6'3 320 master race reporting in.

>5 inches
>dick fat pushed back 6-6.5
>thickness 5.5

Losing weight tho for them dick gainZ.
Either way it looks small with my body, I still fuck girls, but I don't trust there opinion about it.

This thread tells me that everyone on Veeky Forums measure their dick from their arsehole.

...

The average includes micropenii, so the mean size for a person without a micropenis is closer to 6 inches.

How are you all measuring the circumference of your dicks?

use string or something flexible, put it round ur dick, mark where the sring meets again, take string off then measure with ruler

I just found something cylindrical with approximately the same circumference and googled it. So mine was a coke can.

>8'
>5.5'

fucking reeeeeeeeeeeee

6.9x4.7
How the fuck did this happen?

tfw thick stocky legs
tfw weird proportions all around
tfw dick is too thick for what it's long

I look like a 6'1 manlet, ex-gf used to make fun of me all the time ;-;