Embarrassing gym moments

Got told off by the manager, who called me and my gym bros little kids because we were laughing so hard and just generally messing around. Didn't realise how loud we were being. That's about it except some awkward conversations or lack thereof with acquaintances who join the gym

>be new to area so new gym
>been going for 2-3 weeks and starting to see the same faces over and over
>I have a ton of old loose fitting gray workout shirts, some with pocket and some without
>today I wore one with a pocket backwards and never even noticed.
>nobody said a thing to me

>Hadn't had sex in like two weeks
NORMIES GET OUT RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

thats alpha as fuck breh

not gonna make it

>pretty fuckin embarassed

That's actually something to be proud of.

...

Hot asf bruh

>he doesn't sneak into womens bathrooms to smell and eat their shit

>leg pressing 32 plates
>those legs
that image is false

>dumbell bench the hundos for a new best of 10
>gym very empty
>bicep flex in mirror
>pass out
>head its a dumbell
>spaghetti goes everywhere

Wat?

Needed some plates so I took the plates of the machine some guy was using at that moment. Didn't realise he was using them and we had a laugh about it. To some people that might've been emberassing.

See a doctor unless you're on roids

>doing dumbell press
>last set
>go heavy of go home
>flick weights from knees into position
>fuck up some how and arms go really wide
>looks like I'm doing fly's
>have to bail hard
>weights go flying
>felt like shoulder was gonna dislocate
>makes loud noise
>hits dudes foot on bench next to me
>he's pissed
>autistic grin out of embarrassment and say loudly "oops that went bananas"
>whole gym heard now everyone says that went bananas

>Girl asks for spot on bench
>Its only the bar
>Put hands around center of bar her grip is way closer than I thought it would be
>Touch her breasts every single rep when she brings bar down

Just fucking kill me.

>Confirmed for being gay

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>alpha
>leg press

top kek EXACTLY i would've enjoyed that shit

I fucking hate you dumb weak cunts that do this shit
I dumbell press 110s for my 5th set and never once threw them down

if you do not do this then you're probably some low-test fag.

i don't have any embarrassing gym moments because i have a homegym, pleb

It was an accident settle down son

the only thing that makes me feel like I could is the last rep on a set of dips I don't know why tho shit's weird

>walk by her and get a giant inhale of her ass scent before running to the bathroom to jerkoff
Kek

You could have ended that post with "I do leg press"

Wow that's brutal

this is who i lift for

Having a homegym is the embarrassing part

>holding the bar the entire time when spotting
Why tho

I had my hands hovering under the bar cause that is how I normally do that with my lifting buddy.

I could have literally just put my arms out when she actually needed help especially since it was only the bar.

>be skinny dyel mode, 5'11 160lbs
>start doing stronglifts 5x5
>squats aren't too bad, can do 250lbs
>the problem is, I struggle putting on the 45pl8 on the bar
>always struggle putting pl8s on and taking them off

One day my upper body won't suck and I'll be able to squat and deadlift in peace.

my sides

its only 16 plates u dip

Holy shit that's gold

>20 years old
>be in gym doing bench press
>see qt looking in the mirror from the cardio area
>she is like 25 at least (propably older)
>catch her looking at me again
>she smiles
>me smiling too
>she is obiously flirting with hair and stuff
>go over to the squatrack and squat lmao2plates
>she is eyeraping my ass
>I just smile awkardly because why not
>while squatting I see a 35-40~ year old buff dude going over to her
>she is talking to him, he is obiously her boyfriend or something like that
>as he goes away she starts flirting again
>but I refuse to look at her
>after I finished squats I went to a corner on the gym to take a little break
>this guy walks over to me he looks like pic related
>ok chill we are in the gym, whats the worst that can happen?
>he stands right besides me grunts then cleanes his nose and walks away
>ok
>fast forward 10 minutes
>he comes over again during my set, again right next to me
>grabs a dumbbell and does tricep extension but only with his right hand for 5 reps
>walks away into the locker room
>he and the qt left the gym together

flirting with women?
2/10 would not recommend

>Wearing grey sweat pants for first time in months.
>Qts walking around in leggings
>Benching and sipping between sets
>Getting some looks
>Realise my bottle cap was slightly unscrewed
>I had been pouring water right over my crotch
>Pure fear and terror
>Finished workout

>finish set of lat pulldown
>stare off into the distance
>fast forward 2 minutes of daydreaming
>realise ive been staring at qts ass doing squats while not noticing
>fug i hope she hasnt noticed me looking this entire time
>there is mirror in front of her so i was like fug fug fug
>then i just go off into the other room and do bench press because the i didnt want her to see me again in the back machine room

>oops that went bananas

T H I C C
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>only the bar
I honestly can't comprehend how a functional human being older than say 14 years cannot lift 20 kg off their chest, or even fear of getting pinned under it.

>Oops that went bananas

Plz be new meme

>doing leg raises
>thighs and dick muscles feel like theyre gonna release

shieeeet

>with friend at gym
>doing bench press
>put three 45s on my side
>friend loads the other side
>go to lift bar and fall sideways
>fucker only put two plates on
thankfully was able to balance bar vertically, but it was very loud

nearly lost a leg because I didn't use the leg press safeties properly. held it up with lol 2 plat8 squat strength and some brolic dudes helped me.

this happen 7 months ago and I refuse to use the leg press ever again

That went bananas

I know a girl that can't even squat a smith machine bar

Kek

Kek

it weighs literally almost nothing. how can someone not squat their own bodyweight once?

>have gym crush
>try to go at the same times she does (basically everyday because I know her entire schedule)
>never say anything to her
>be me yesterday
>go to sauna after finishing workout
>she's alone in there
>basically a scene out of a movie set up for me by the universe to talk to her
>go in and sit in the furthest possible place from her
>stare into space while yelling at myself in my head to say something to her
>see her looking at me out of peripheral vision
>after about 20 minutes of complete awkward silence she leaves

>Flirting
>Didnt say a word to her

i dont know if she was actually flirting or not because this guy is probably tunnel visioned to extremes, but, flirting with body language absolutely exists senpai.

>I know her entire schedule
bro

Not in the gym but just had a very autismo moment.
>Be giving presentation over a killer at Uni
>40 people in room
>Mention the most people assumed he was dead or gone
>Say that they probably did not care about him anymore because he only killed one person
>Say he didnt even unlock a kill streak for my call of duty fans
>not a single laugh
>Ohshit.jpg

what

Probably because CoD is shit. End yourself.

Loving every laugh

>what
God's help you, theon greyjoy. Now you are truly lost.

people are autists in school. often too insecure to laugh at things they find funny just because no one else does. a solution to this is to give them social cues for when to laugh by laughing yourself at your own jokes. give it some practice over time and learn the proper tone, technique, and timing. i mean, your joke wasnt really funny, but, people laugh at anything so long as the presentation is right.

i dont get it

One time I failed a squat rep and had to get on all fours and let the rack take the weight. How embarrassing.

keked so hard
>oops that went bananas

>implying my home gym isn't incredible

>can do 250lbs
Confirmed 1/8th ROM

shoop...
that's 1440 pounds of plates alone..... yah, not with those Auschwitz legs. Maybe if he is just holding them in place, till the other guy takes a pic , and then another bro shows up to help unload the plates lol

>Got a gym membership
>Includes one free personal training session
>Get the session with this skinny, *(Not in a hot way) chick who is a single mother.
>I should mention I come from R9K
>"Before we begin can you tell me what your goals are?"
>Bench two plate, *(As I take my first sip of the day)
>Why?
>Uh oh hope she doesn't realize I'm an autist.
>Uhh, just so I'm strong.
>Shit test passed bam.
>Pretty much stay quiet as she runs me through exercises
>3 days later. Same person is at my gym, *(Duh she works there)
>Keeps on giving me looks as she is training somebody
>All my nopes. Why couldn't it be one of the extremely hot chicks? (>-_-)>
>Then she is like legit staring at me.
>Fuck it I'm out of here
>Start walking
>She follows
>Walk faster, sweating scared
>She walks faster
> Oh thank goodness bottom of the stairs
>Tap on the shoulder, turn around
>She runs off into the chick changing room
>God fuck being autistic

Haven't been back since. I actually wish I would get hit on by a hot chick once in awhile and not some roastie single mother. Shit sucks.

You're a fucking stalker wierdo

whats your point

the time it takes to load plates on the leg press makes it not worth it

Just starting working out 4 weeks ago
>Doing lat pulldowns
>First set
>Didn't change the knee rest height
>be tall
>grab bar and sit down with it to start set
>can't get knees under the rest
>slip off the seat
>qt 8/10 asks if I'm okay as the bar slams back into place
>I smile and say yeah and explain my noob status
>she tells me it happened to her once too and I shouldn't worry
>laugh and part ways
>finish set
Overall not too embarrassing but I wish I didn't do that in front of a qt of all people

Every untrained woman I've ever taken to the gym has struggled hard to bench the bar. Womens got no upper body strength.

Are you a rare good looking robot?

Chortled

>implying OP isn't the autist in this situation

do you realize what website you're on?

being this fucking autistic

Juden

>finishing squating
>exhausted after last set
>sit down for minute in rack
>can barely feel legs
>grab the bar to lift myself up
>arms full strength and i thrust my face into the bar
>looks like i punched myself in the head
>almost knock myself out
> can barley walk and stumble out of gym with a searing headache.

>be ftm
>wearing packer
>never had any problems w it
>accidentally wear boxers one day
>doing squat
>rrrrrip
>underpants just ripped
>whatever, continue squats
>dick falls out mid squat
>had to sit down to cover it
i sat there for five minutes giggling to mask my horror then waddled to the change rooms to put my dick in my gym bag
god that workout was awful

lol

I went to the gym with only having eaten a quarter of a bowl of oats while intending to push myself. 35 minutes in, I'm done with cardio and working into leg day when I straight up pass out mid-squat. I wake up apparently just a few minutes later to throw up all over the squat rack. Realizing what I've done, I try to sit up, only to nail my head directly on the barbell, knocking me out as if it were a Three Stooges routine. I woke up a few hours later in a hospital ward with my dad looking at me as if I were the dead rising from the grave.

Eat your oats, Veeky Forums. Don't be like me.

>put my dick in my gym bag

kys

Man, I wanted to.

dafuq i just read

You could be my top pls

you had a pretty good chance before to make something out of nothing. But now you are completely fucked. Change your schedule fagit.

can't into greentext