Traps

How to get traps like Michelle? Been working out for a while but still nowhere near her level.

I'm a dude :/

if obama was your husband you'd be shrugging all the time too

include me in the screencap

Poopilee doo said migoo

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Like this thread is worth a screencap, fag.

say that to my face not online and see what happens bitch

>Say that to my face not online
>Says that online
What a faggot

Fukkin Kek'd

disregard that I suck cocks

We know, everyone knows

Kek

ayla akbar

Ayy you clever bugger

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1. Be born a real man
2. ???

Fbpb

nice name queer

>her

>implying she isn't a goddess

ape swings

Why would one be shrugging a lot if married to obama?

He always asks if today is the day they can tell the press she was born a man. He's so proud but she's not sure it's the right time.

Hello Redit! : )

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dyels, when will they learn

fools. imbeciles. you should admire michelle for her incredible genetics and successful life, more relevant than you will ever be; if you manage to find yourself more successful (family, child going to harvard, married to or the leader of the free world, fit), you still are nothing compared to her physique. those traps are the result of dedication and sheer luck. dyels and hamalabamas need not apply.

why even live

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