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did anyone else have some acne that actually got better with steroids?

was pretty mild, just between my eyebrows/forehead, maybe 2-4 pimples at a time but always there a little bit, now I'm absolutely clear. weird.

Real men don't use (or need) steroids.

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Real men don''t care what other men do with their own bodies and their own money

Age? Dose or test/week?

Might be that you're out of puberty and the timing just happened to coincide with you taking test, but it would be interesting if the test actually did help you clear up.

Real men don't get so mad on a Mongolian mare breeders picture swapping website.
>must be the roids

Real men have a male reproductive and endocrine system.

>Real men have a male reproductive and endocrine system.
Yes, you're 100% correct. Therefore they don't need to inject steroids.
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>Therefore they don't need to inject steroids.

Based on what logic?

You make all natties look bad with your bullshit moron

How can you be this insecure that you give a fuck what another man does to his endocrine system

Reminder: If you are not making money off your physique and you are roiding, you are a fucking idiot.


Why would you destroy your health just to look big?

Half the time, people who roid come out looking like shit and even less attractive to women.


Heck, I could sort of defend someone who isn't making money off their body but is at least competing in something like body building or powerlifting, where they have a very slim chance of making money in the future. But seriously, why would you destroy your health to roid?

So sorry if your genetics are so shit-tier, but you really should at least have some self-respect.

>calls me insecure
>is so insecure he has to inject steroids to feel like real man
You guys are hilarious.

>Why would you destroy your health just to look big?
Because they're insecure manlets who have nothing going for them and it's this or become An Hero.
>Half the time, people who roid come out looking like shit and even less attractive to women.
By the time the 'roids are done fucking their brains up, their cognitive processes are so distorted that they don't even know the difference anymore.

Have you ever noticed the way roiders defend their steroid use? It's the same way, almost the same exact words even, that hardcore drug addicts defend their addictions. Wonder why that is?

Do scoops make you not natty?

they are drug addicts.

I honestly feel sorry for some of them. I feel sorry for people like masT. You can tell just by his pictures how insecure he is. He also makes sure to lean way forward in his pictures to give the appearance that his shoulders are wider than they are. Also only takes pictures in good lighting.

You guys really should just kill yourselves. You end up looking like fucking circus sideshow freaks, nobody believes you when you lie and say you don't use steroids, and your main motivation -- being attractive to women -- falls on it's face because the really worthwhile women see what lieing pieces of crap you are and they stay away from you. All you're left with are the dregs who hang out in bars. The saddest part of all is as soon as you finally hit rock-bottom and can't even afford the 'roids anymore, all your fake 'gains' will go away, and you'll be worse off than when you started.

26 next week, it's not that. Never had bad acne, maybe a little more than that 2-ish pimples at all times back in high school.

500mg/week, did an oral kickstart but that's over now. Very possible that it's controlling my estrogen (12.5 mg asin m/w/f) that has made the difference, that was a bit high (but still in normal range) on blood work beforehand.

100% natty. Just realize you're a joke d00d.

If you spent this energy you are wasting worrying about what OTHER MEN do with their own lives on IMPROVING YOUR OWN you would be so much better off.

>

>wouldn't have thought you could do that in one month

Man I gotta say thank you I got the biggest smile on my face right now.

I know masT posts about diet being the most important thing but I think attitude has to be a close second.

Everytime I go to lift I'm excited as hell to get in there because I know it's progress and I'm one iota closer to the body I want and it's a really good feeling.

Hopefully I can make some really good progress in the years to come and shitpost about why my progress was so good and how important attitude is.

And then it will be ravings from someone with a body to back it up instead of a DYEL shitposting kek

Adding onto this,

>If you spent this energy you are wasting worrying about what OTHER MEN do with their own lives on IMPROVING YOUR OWN you would be so much better off.

You are the saddest cunt I have ever seen lmfao.

Literally the definition.

Real men don't /thread their own posts

I've been on for a while now, currently cruising, and redness in my face is getting terrible, plus anxiety and deep red flushing that comes with the anxiety attacks. My hematocrit was 48 so I donated blood but can't donate again till feb

Any advice on how to reduce these symptoms?

Weird I can donate monthly.

whole lotta little guys projecting like their last name is imax and getting really buttflustered over shit that doesn't actually matter, like at all

take a deep breath, resist the urge to let your screaming uncontrollable insecurities out into the world, maybe take a walk and reevaluate where you are in your life that you're preaching to people on Veeky Forums at 3 in the morning who openly advocate illegal drug use

high e2 and just hormonal fluctuations in general can do that, some people are genetically predisposed to being a whooole lot more sensitive to that shit than others

probably do something about your blood pressure before your head pops off or you shit out a kidney

Just drained a full pint of blood

even taking like 3g of aspirin over the past 2 hours didnt do shit

i luckily found a big ass needle and used that

What should I do about that

24 h ours* the 22g still didnt work

2nd day after pinning virgin muscle and the pip is pretty bad. Walking like a cripple

Update about package being held by customs.

I just got notification that it cleared customs and I came home to a missed delivery notice
That means I'm in the clear right?

no rip

that means you are getting a controlled delivery retard

Since when Veeky Forums got the safespace for SJWs?

>inject right delt for first time
>pull needle out and put it in sharps bin
>look back at delt and my shoulder is covered in blood
lel this shit is whack, im sticking to quads/vg/left delt

Its nice that you took your time to get here telling us this shit.
hahahahaha

Hey guys im a natty looking into handing in my natty card. Ive snooped around and found these things called SARMS (Selective androgen receptor modulators).

They seem to be a much safer alternative to other steriods due to their more selective properties. Any thoughts/experiences?

>sarms making you not natty
>he thinks sarms work and aren't a money scam

Missed taking my AI (Adex 0.5mg eod) just once about a week ag, on Test and dbol currently.
Decided to just take that pill the next day, thereby shifting my AI schedule forward one day.

Just realised now why I've been overly sensitive the past few days, feels like I'm going through puberty again lol.

It'd be a plausible assumption that my E was in the higher ranges, and the shift was causing it to go a bit high where I finally felt some sides right? Have never previously felt any E sides.

>missed taking a dose of adex
yeah... don't do that

you never felt sides because your e2 was under control. missing a dose of adex means instant e2 rebound and high e2 city because adex isn't suicidal

Well I took the pill the morning after, about 12 hours after usual. While I've heard of rebound, I didn't except it to be that fast. Will be more carful in the future and all.

Try actually doing some research instead of just blindly believing everything you read online. Hit up PubMed or something.

>down to 31%BF
now I can finally do my first cycle

When I cut dairy out my acne went away.

I have time this morning if anyone wants to pick my brain.

Ask away

Kinda personal but does your family/friends know you're on steroids?

how do I get a gf

My mother knows because she found a needle one time. She stays quiet about it because she's afraid I'll alienate her if she doesn't. She also has her own vices that makes her know if she criticized me about mine it would be hypocritical.

My father is too naive and completely clueless.

My sister probably suspects it but doesn't say anything.

Sort of an elephant in the room.

My gf obviously knows.

All my friends know as I'm open about my usage and am generally an honest person.

You don't get a gf, gf gets you.

Develop a mentality of constantly striving to achieve your goals and become successful, disregard females, don't treat an attractive girl any different than you'd treat an ugly girl you're not interested in.

Girls want what they can't have, and when you emit the persona of "idgaf if I have you, you'd be lucky to have me." Then they will be much more attracted to you.

Girls want the guy that doesn't want them.

me t b h

Jeesh, you're all full of shit, you got my money, haha realll funny
3 days of dnp 1 cap a day- feel nothing.
So i tried 2 the following day and i felt nothing.
Today im going to try 3 but really, this shit isnt anything special. Might as well take clen instead.
Dont buy into the meme, my friends.

Good b8

how do you deal with stretchmarks?

ya don't

I told you to take 7 pills retard

I know it doesn't really belong here, but what do you think about natural HGH supplements?
Like GenF20 Plus ?

if it's sold otc it doesn't work

no exceptions

genf20 in particular is the most shilled shit ever. excellent SEO work by them

how much do you typically spend on a cycle?

Ok, than what would you recommend for a begginer?
I just want to put on weight.

propioneta
trenbolona acatato
hgh
primobolana acatato

i wotn say doss you can red in bible what i thikn on them

these are the best compounds for first time users to explode into LEAN MEAN MUSCLE MACHINE that get attention and look like a fucking bodybuilder!

gh15 approved

What fish oil do you guys take? I was thinking of getting some of that Carlson liquid stuff.

How much are you cruising on?

Is it better to use hcg on cycle and pct than to only use it during pct along with clomid, for the sake of recovery and fertility?

>finals
>woke up late
>rushed through gym
>semi heavy legs & some accessories
>ate a couple of mcgriddles
>rush to class because group wants to
>first time taking adderall, 30mg
>kicked in after a half hour
>sheeeeit, plowing though my work
I'm generally really lazy & procrastinate a whole fucking lot, damn this is nice; powdered motivation
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Oh man addy feels.

I take modafinil in the morning.

>30mg of Adderal

Seriously stop doing that you're gonna fry your brain. I abused the shit out of it in college and it fucked me up for years.
>also

I just pinned yesterday for the first time (Test E), haven't gotten any pain at all in my ass cheek. why no Pip? Bunk gear? Am I not waiting long enough? Does it not happen to everyone?

>off cycle
>yawn regularly and get tired as fuck at the gym
>on cycle
>no yawns at all
Hmmmmm

man the vendor said to take two caps
>60 mg
fuuuuck that
I'm only doing this cause finals tiem
he also gave me a bonus cap of 50mg desoyxn
>looked it up
>meth, actual meth

>modafinil
I'll try it next semester
congrats on that bb stuff you posted the other day
>mirin chest insertions

Never used Adderall but armodafinil is pretty good IMO.

Never admit under ANY circumstance, that you knew what was inside the package. Make sure your house is cleared out of anything incriminating.

Damn that's what I thought.

BEING THIS MAD BECAUSE I AM TOTALLY ANNIHILATING YOU ON ALL FRONTS HOLY SHIT. LMAO

>butt he's cheating with lighting
>he's insecure
>he's cheating with poses
(btw i say all this because i can't believe how masT is just blasting my ass from all sides, so i feel better about myself)
But wait, what he doesn't know is that masT the god of all, is posting his... face, body in all kind of poses and is not afraid to be himself. While fedora user is dyel, ugly and is posting zero pics at all, but still thinks he has to right to criticize me. Can we even clarify such level of delusional? CAN WE?!! KEK

but, but, but, but.. stutter, stutter

Life's not fair, because he's better and I am fucked in the genetic pool.

HAHAHAH.

BEHOLD YOUR MASTER

Jesus put your tinfoil hat on too.

Why do you think customs was holding it? They take quite a while to clear packs sometimes.

chill duder
your physique is pretty good, but if your god-tier as you say THEN FUCKING COMPETE!!!!!

>pretty good
HHAHAHA, fuck you with you subtle rattling dumb ass. Nobody looks even close as good as my natty pictures on STEROIDS. Get a grip. I am saying how it is. If you can't handle it, then leave this place forever you utter mongoloid asshole

BUT HE HAS MUSCLE SO HE HAS TO COMPETE

if you're as retarded as you're dyel and ugly. You have my utter respect for still being alive. I GUARANTEE YOU

How much protein is enough as a roider?

around 200g when cutting? I've heard people say that 150 is enough but they be natty

>I'm not insecure
>Let me post a three hundred word response on why I'm not insecure.
Lol

>bla bla bla bla bla
>not gonna compete

dropped

shit is twice as expensive here in Canada but my last 16 weeks cycle ended up costing me around 500 bucks

420 for test + dbol + asin + nolva
around 50 for syringes + needles
some small amount that I don't remember for alcohol pads

I couldn't get my hands on tudca in Canada but that would have been 50 more...

try eating

your face looks like a 12 year old boy's m8

wouldn't you rather be a cute girl than a roid monster?

no i want to toss cute girls around like a doll and fuck them raw

london?

are you a cute girl?

Yes but I have a penis(girl)

package held by custom is completely normal, happens to anything that comes from overseas, usually they don't even check what's inside the package

>tfw you have estrogen, estrodiol, prolactin, and spiractolone.
>but too bald to be a girl

Post feminine penis

go fuck jerry or something

Aww. Poor little guy.
I'd still fuck you in a dress bb.

this morning i tried 2 different spots and both hurt like fuck in the skin before i hit the muscle. is it scar tissue? i use 27g so i thought it wasn't an issue.

Get hair transplant?
Also no-no.
is jerry tall?

did you wait for the alcohol to dry?

Not scar tissue. That doesn't hurt it's just an extra resistance you push through.

Feminine penises only

I bet its cute no homo
Post it no homo

What he said, not scar tissue

Is my blood work gonna come back fucked up since i just drained more than a pint of my own blood (16-18oz cup, + whatever got all over me and the floor)

also let me tell you it was not fun trying to get this shit down the sink...

Holy Fucking Shit
What the Flying Fuck is this?????
DO YOU NOT HAVE HEALTHCARE

it's more fun to do shit like this yourself

besides what is some retarded ass nurse gonna do different from what i'm doing? use a bigger needle maybe and have a tube attached to it instead of the blood just squirting out maybe, lol

oh god, why not just have the operation to remove whatever cancerous growth thats going on? shit dude, that looks like somthing out of SAW

going to a specialist tomorrow

can confirm this, stopped drinking milk and my acne just cleared 70%.

i think treating girls just like you treat other guys is a good first step

jesus fucking christ, is it this hard to donate blood in fucking murica

wtf

also did you just stick the needle into your arm and let the blood flow, or did you draw that shit with a big ass fucking syringe?

>>>hmm should i sit with a needle in my arm for a little while and use my pc with one hand, maybe watch some youtube

>or go through the pain in the ass process of donating

it was fun too so fuck it yolo

>inb4 i go septic

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK

your doctor's face tomorrow