Post your best compliments from the opposite sex

>grill friend sees video of me
>shirtless
>"wow Baywatch"

le feels mayn I'm dyel as fuck but look ripped in the right light

Who cares about being strong when I'm naturally handsome?

Notice how most really successful bodybuilders are ugly as fuck? Committing that much to muh bein stronk is for mentally ill people who are looking for a way to compensate having no personality.

>from the opposite sex
I feel like other men are miring way more than women.

>mother told me my shoulders got huge
>coworker told me I am really strong
>gf said she is impressed by my legs

Only remember these three incidents.
When I get mired it`s usually by a male friend.
Sounds gay, I know.
But I guess that men are more impressed by "manly traits" than women are.

I went cocoon mode and didn't see most of my friends for 6-7 months. They all cheered me when they saw me even if I still look DYEL because at least I'm not a fat fuck anymore and I have a good enough posture so that I can show my pecs.

Happened like 3-4 days ago

>be at apple bees
>take homegirl to eat for her bday
>homegirl says some girl keeps looking at me
>I look over she's with an Asian guy, but she's doing all the talking
>she kept looking over at me
>feel uncomfortable and end up leaving.

Does this count?

>sitting with new female friend at party, chilling
>we're off our heads on E
>tells me "Hey let's pretend you're my security at the party"
>reply "Haha yeah I'm far too skinny to be a security type"
>replies with "Are you kidding, I saw you shirtless last week you're all muscle!"
>H-heh

Being drunk probably means she did mean it, senpai

>I love how you're so strong, user

Thanks Rip

Women have stopped looking at me. I used to get a lot of mires at age 17-18. Now I'm 22 and it has come to a stop.

Literally nothing.
Apparently one chick told her bf "I prefer your body compared to user, he's too muscular"

not Veeky Forums related but, we drank too much that night and she whispered me "you make me horny" all the night while we were kissing in the middle of the night club. aaaahh unforgettable day. of course had sex later that night.

> hook up with girl
> my shirt comes off
> "holy shit!"
> she keeps feeling up my back and biceps

wound up gf'ing her and getting her to start doing deadlifts

> OHP'ing
> working in with a girl who's using the same weight to squat
> do my 115x6 set
> she stares at me the whole time
> "I can't even conceive of pressing that"

> lying in bed post-sex with gf
> 'jesus christ user your legs are so thick'

Drunk armwrestling against a guy who's like 20cm taller and 30kg heavier than me.
Total stalemate. Not moving either way.
Crazy chick comes up and starts licking my bulging bicep.

You're doing something wrong, your 20s and early 30s are your most attractive time unless you're a fuccboi with feminine features

Most my compliments are from other men desu senpai.

Last night at judo, one of the guys said fighting me was like fighting a crocodile. Felt good man.

Nothing irl besides Mom and her friends. "Your chest and arms look bigger than last time I saw you"

Tinder - girls call me cute.

>"I love you"

>you look like Matt Damon
>your ass is outstanding
>you're huge
>your arms are impressive
>I like your nose/eyes
>your tits are bigger than mine
>you're so funny/smart
And the like. How funny is it that I lost any taste for relationship and just want to be free? During classes I constantly catch girls looking at me and in turn I give them no attention; life truly is a cruel game

>ahah yeah guys, w-we totally banged. It wasn't my imagination ahah

>your tits are bigger than mine
is that really a compliment, though?

>You're so attractive user
>The 3 of us would fuck you no problem
>You're cute
>You're making me wet is that a problem?
>I love you

All of that happened before i started losing weight and lifting

confidence bros

this

Considering she kept feeling up my pecs I'd say yes. I also embraced gender equality to squeeze her boobs, she didn't really try to stop me

>"I love you so much I think if you cheated on me I wouldnt be able to leave you"
Of course I broke up with her. What kind of suspicious nonsense is that

Witch VN was this ?

I was wolf whistled at by two homeless women.

I was acting completely out of character and being a dick to this guy in his own student flat he shared with a couple of guys and two girls, the two girls said 'ooh I like this one'..
I started acting normally again and their interest disappeared.

i'm gay anyway.

Fuck you men fucking assholes

>"I love you"
If you hear this honestly and can honestly say it back - The surest sign of making it

>naturally handsome

But you're not, if you were you wouldn't feel the need to tell others on an anonymous forum that you are

>take your shirt off sexy
>wanna go to a slumber party on saturday
>you me and my friend your shirt isnt invited
>i got some skittles if youre nervous

I work in a fucking gas station

this has happened to me twice and I'm single now, still depressed and working out to deal with it
>tfw there is no light at the end of the tunnel

>maybe if mine looked like your boyfriend I wouldnt be looking a other guys
>said by a legit as fuck 10/10 friend of my gf last friday when we went out partying
>also, when we were even drunker and talking about stuff, I said I wish I had a threesome one day when we were talking about peoples wishes
>she instantly asks me "what kind of girl would you pick?" while staring at my soul in a super curious way

>Fucked like animals til i lost my wood in a condom
literally anticlimactic

When I was Skinnyfat they said my hair and my face looks good, since I am lifting they say I am big but I only lift for 3 months and are a Dyel according to Veeky Forums

>Please come back and see me. I like looking at you.

>Daily reminder that women don't care if you run if you have a nice face and hair and frame with decent body fat.

>But you guys go ahead and pump that walking stick. I'll keep liting for one hour every second day.

Pathetic how much time you're wasting running every damn day you bonehead just cus m-muh girls. Leave the dating for us actual Chads that aren't such tryhard fuccbois.

>I've never felt this way about anyone.

Edit: The best one was when a girl told me after we graduated from High School that she always observed me during classes

>wow you still tower over me with my heels on, I love that.

>Who cares about running fast when I'm naturally handsome?
>Notice how most really successful runners are ugly as fuck? Committing that much to muh bein fast is for mentally ill people who are looking for a way to compensate having no personality.

> Wow, never had a guy push me over his head.

> You're so cute. Why do I have a bf?

When donating plasma talking to the cutie reception girl:

> Her: What's your weight?
> Me: About 100kg? Did I forget to put it in?
> Her: No, you just look so fit, is all.

To be honest, I should have asked her out, but was too autistic. Didn't even register to she was flirting.

Girl who finished highschool with me and got almost a perfect GPA:
> user, you're the smartest person I know.

These are probably the only compliments, I ever got from girls. Too busy for dating and don't have any game whatsoever. Also 28 eight and just ended my second relationship after 5 years. Sucks.

>no y-you too
never making it

...

>got a new haircut on sunday
>come in to work monday morning
>three (3) different female coworkers compliment the sweater I'm wearing
>I've had the sweater for about a year and wear it all the time in the winter
>nobody said anything about my haircut

what did they mean by this?

>"user, you look really good"
>Blushes, and turns around

She was qt, I should have went after her ;_;

they wanna fuck your hair

>Post your best compliments from the opposite sex.

>you're my son and i love you no matter what

ok good i thought it meant they all hated my hair.

>birthday
>Applebee's

user....

>Oh my God, your jawline

It means you're autistic

nice

The overwhelming majority of my compliments come from my shoulders

>ex: "your shoulders are just... wow, like how are they even real"
>coworker: "you've got really broad shoulders, you could easily gain muscle and be huge" (before i started lifting)
>friend: "i'll always be jealous of your shoulders man"
>girl i friendzoned: "your shoulders are perfect just so you know"

Did you fuck him?

Talking to some girls in their dorm.

"Ugh Adam is so frustrating. He says dumb shit all the time and thinks he's funny but he's not."

So I said "That's not fair, Adam is cool. I say dumb shit to you all the time just like him."

"Yeah but you're actually attractive, user!"

"I wish my mixed baby looks like you"
>a white girl

did i really get son-zoned, Veeky Forums?

Two weeks ago I was fucking a girl I've been seeing on and off for a few months (nothing serious) and when I was on top of her she starts licking my chest and kissing my shoulders and biceps. I look down at her and she had her eyes closed and this huge smile on her face while she was doing that. Very clearly enjoying the hell out of my body. I recall thinking right then "this is why I lift."

You got cucked. She needs 100% black dick to make a mixed baby like you. If she fugged you she's just make a baby that looks Irish.

>on E
please tell me you fucked
Doing E and not fucking is like a waste of the drug

115x6
kek i love how normies think this kind of weight is impressive

>do my 115x6 set

The half that is men?

>getting a boner
>taking E

Choose one and only one

>Used to be like pic related because cycling 24/7
>Was lifting for a few months and every gain was easily visible because of low bf
>No verbal mirin (from girls) but got more attention in the clubs and elsewhere, girls were more touchy, caught a few obviously staring at me, etc
>Now I look like pic related again because cycling 24/7 and not lifting so mirrin stopped

For a girl you havn't yet fucked....should you hit her up the day before or earlier on the day you wanna hang? also aware me on not viewing a girl's story on snapchat on purpose, good or bad?

can you do E and viagra?

after a night out once i came home and tried to rub one out. completely soft but it felt nice

why did you stop lifting/continue cycling? didn't you know what would happen?

Never tried it, would probably be ok as long as you remember to stay hydrated etc, usually find when you are coming down off the e high smoking some weed is a nice state to fuck in

>Single qt 3.14 talking to me after a party
>"user, you're handsome and funny. Any girl would be lucky to have you!"
>mfw she wouldn't
>mfw no gf for the past 7 years
>mfw no sex for the past 7 years
>mfw I got more action as a dyel fat cringey teenager than as a fit, far less cringey adult
>mfw forgot to bring protein shake to gym today

JUST END ME BREHS

"Damn you look good naked"

>33 years old.. 19 year old chick told me this

pussy

What's wrong with Apple bee's?
I think I might be.

Best compliment?

"That was a great fuck, I'll only charge $250 instead of $500"

>memeing this much

Dude just fucking lift. Stop worrying about chicks. Once your pecs are bigger than their size A cups, they will be all over you as long as you at least brush your teeth.

Lol bs. Was she worth it?

For sure. Vegas can be a great time if you're willing to spend some cash.

>He's making my ovaries quiver!

Screamed out by a random girl I didn't know as I passed by her at a party.

Took me a second to realize that cycling didn't mean roiding and that this wasn't weak bait.

>OMG you're bigger than a black guy
>you're like the Adonis (back when I hardly lifted)
>I can't believe you made both of us cut
>I call it the double LD

Cute or handsome

Never anything fit related. Need to lift more.

>youre bigger than a black guy
Enjoy your std

>What's wrong with Apple bee's?

It's not Chili's.

>You have such a beautiful face, it's just a shame you have a rotten personality
I don't mind the rotten personality part, it's just girls getting shook easily whenever I make a joke

>start sleeping with grill.
>she grabs muh dick.
>das ist big dick.
>measures it.
>yup, big dick.
>make her cum from sex, she texts her bestie to tell her the news.

>be 28.
>pull random milf.
>start finger banging her gspot
>can't get over what I can do to her vag and be that young.

>your cock is amazing
>i love fucking you
>your eyes are gorgeous
>can i draw you
>your ass is like two huge grapefruits
>you could have been in porn with that dick

None of these came from my current gf, brb killing myself

>your penis is perfect

>you're going to be a great dad

the dad one was cool. she said she's never met anyone she was more sure about being a good father. that made me feel good.

I can rep 155 OHP standing

I'll be taking your gf now