Sup Veeky Forums, i have a very important question, how often do you masturbate?

Sup Veeky Forums, i have a very important question, how often do you masturbate?

Around 10 times per day. Some days even more

Too often

to her, never

every other day

Morning if theres time and at night to sleep, during the day if Im bored

Help

Usually once a day, but if i have a day off it might be up to 3

She is cute

1-4 times a week, fleshlight only, no more hands

About twice a week.

BUT

I waste hours 'edging' myself without actually cumming, so really it's way more than twice.

If I cum I'll be less likely to want to bang my gf and if she gets the D she'll be less likely to be a pissy little cunt.

I'm 27 and I'm finding that I don't have the urge to masturbate anymore. I've been jacking off at least once a day for 15 years since I discovered masturbation at 12. So I guess this is what it's like to lose your libido as you age. It's all for the better 2bh. I'm a kissless virgin so it's better if I have less urge to get a gf or sex. Those only bring disappointment.

Did any of you no-fappers actually approach a girl only because you stopped masturbating?

>kissless virgin at 27

bruh

Just buy a hooker

Where do you think you are?

>I'm a kissless virgin so it's better if I have less urge to get a gf or sex. Those only bring disappointment.

How do you know they only bring disappointment if you've never had them

Where do you think YOU are?

>>/r9k/ is that way my dude

I was referring to the urge because I know I can't get a gf or sex.

Probably because he always gets rejected when trying to get them.

no
she has been blacked
she is not cute

Oh right fair enough m8

Why kissless virgin? Zero social life? Super autism? You can't just install Tinder and swipe until you get lucky?

Twice a week, usually a Wednesday night and either Friday or Sunday night

Not him but man i'd use Tinder to search for some "fast actions" but i am scared on seeing on it my female ""friends"" who will think i am a fucking loser.

Is there a way to like block people or something.

Who cares she is a pornstar, she'd be a shitty person regardless. I agree that blacked videos are for cucks but their existence doesn't make her videos without black people unwatchable. She is a pretty garbage pornstar anyway though.

DELETE THIS!

Your female friends would be on it too and thus fail at trying to ridicule you if you have any kind of debating skill.

2-3 times a day on top of sex 2-3 times a week

This, she is the most overrated pornstar ever.

Better question:

Has anyone of you, within the better-looking percentile of men, blatantly eye-fucked a girl? And, if so, what was her response? Talking about simply exuding a savage-like pure, unaltered DESIRE TO FUCK.

>on the train
>girl sits opposite me
>we make eye contact
>i break away first and feel disappointed with myself
>decide to try again
>hold eye contact for 10-15 seconds
>she smiles
>i smile

i mean it wasn't eye-fucking but it felt really good

There was a girl who everytime i looked at her she was looking at me, when she saw i was almost looking at her she quickly turned away. She did this for like 15 min.

She was cute as fuck and i probably would have tried to talk if she didnt look 16.

Once or twice a week, Ive got a gf and we see each other 4-5 days a week and have sex 3 times or so a day, shes a fucking nympho. But sometimes I just like going solo, looking at other girls, its healthy

got another one

>once a week for like six weeks straight, walk past these two girls in the morning
>one of them reminds me of a crush i had in high school
>stare at her hard
>she reciprocates

that was awesome. also they were like 15, which made it even hotter.

I don't masturbate. Porn is degenerate and I can't masturbate to my imagination. Luckily, I'm pretty handsome and I cycle between 2-3 girls every weekend. That is degenerate as well, but I realised it's too late for me anyway.

>you will never be a virgin and marry a virgin cutie and stay together forever

I'd tell you guys to stop being cucks and masturbating to coalburning whores but to some of you it's all you have in terms of sex life and "be yourself" is sadly just a meme.

Hehe. Thanks, these are good feels indeed.

at least once per day (yes Im pathetic)

I'm 35 and i still jerk off 2-3 times a day, less if my gf fucks me

You are just low test

thanks for the (You)s. here's my latest one

>walking to the gym
>see two girls in the distance walking towards me, one of whom is a qt
>turn my head away from her
>when we're closer, i turn right at her and stare deep into her soul
>she literally stops talking to her friend and reciprocates

maybe if i knew how to speak to people i wouldn't still be a virgin

...

About 2 times a week. Am I low test?

Who is this?

>not jerking 2-3+ per day to keep your power level hidden from mortals

this

One in the morning and one at night, can be replaced with sex if gf is in the mood.
Heres a nice tip, a zinc once a day and you won't feel drained at all.