YOU CAN THANK ME LATER. For those of you who eat hard boiled eggs but hate peeling them...

YOU CAN THANK ME LATER. For those of you who eat hard boiled eggs but hate peeling them. Fill a cup with a little less than half an inch of water. Place egg in cup. Place hand over top of cup. Shake shake shake (BUT NOT TOO HARD). Peel. These eggs were organic and just boiled too WHICH IF YOU KNOW are IMPOSSIBLE to peel. However with this little magic trick it was easy AF as you can see. YOU IS WELCOME.

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will you be my gf op

Or you can grow up and peel an egg in 3 seconds instead of wasting a minute with your method?

OP's method gets you a perfect peel instead of peeling into the white and yolk like you can get when peeling a hot egg directly with fingers.

>no super hot fit girl to lift with
>peel my eggs the old fashioned way, alone
>TFW

Or you can just put eggs in a muffin tray and put em in the oven for 10 mins for tasty poached eggs

there is no fucking way that is actually you

You can do the same thing with garlic. Just put the cloves in a metal pot and shake the dickens out of them and the peels come right off

>I know this for years
>half of the time it doesnt work
>can be messy
>there is no shortcut bruhs

>Oh wait there is!
Eat your eggs fucking raw you pussy!

Put them in ice water for a minute. You can do them en masse like a proper non-heathen. They peel even easier.

tits plz?

I've been eating hard boiled eggs for years, and can peel them in half the time it took to watch this video.

>ur a qt tho place b my bf

If you add the eggs to boiling water it will be much easier to peel. Since doing this I have never had problems with peeling eggs, even soft boiled eggs. They always come out perfect.

I don't remember the exact science but it has something to do with the egg white cooking and turning solid before it can start sticking to the shell.

So don't add the eggs to cold water that slowly comes to a boil. Boil the water first and then add them in.

seriouseats.com/2014/05/the-secrets-to-peeling-hard-boiled-eggs.html

I don't like tumblr labels but I'm afraid I'm asexual.

This guy gets it.

I'm not as shredded as I used to be but it's still me!

If you see them around tell them to come back because I miss them.

>I'm asexual.
well u make me asexual

tfw op will never peel my eggs after a new pr.

Not:

>Bang on table lightly a couple of times
>Roll on table in palm of hands a few times
>Peel off in 10 seconds

can you shake my penis like that? jesus op is sexy

NO WOMAN SHOULD EVER LOOK LIKE THAT
KYS BULLDYKE ROID MONKEY

i don't really have problems peeling mine, I put the eggs in a saucepan with cold water, I wait till the water is at a brisk simmer, i set the timer for 8 minutes and try to keep it at a brisk simmer just under boiling. The eggs turn out perfectly each time.

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>eating eggs without the shell on

I thought everyone did this. What the fuck is even happening in this thread?

Why does this make my dick so hard

>I don't like tumblr labels but I'm afraid I'm asexual.

wow me too hehe

DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS

i'd hit that.

she pisses me off

That's a woman??

WOW CUTE

lotta fit chicks got small tits.

But they got them thunder thighs and ass to make up for it..

I just want to lick this girl clean

ERRRRR no fap day 3+ days turns me into an animal..

>2017
>Women are dominant and muscular
>Men and numales complaining about having to peel eggs and instead waste water and create dishes to depeel them
>soft hands are considered a masculine trait

Somebody watched Jaihoos trip to the future...

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Y'all are fuckin' retarded not using one of these shits.

You're not going to eat a steaming hot egg. You can just knock the shell with your knuckles all around then allow them to cool in some water for a few minutes. You are in the same spot without needing to make a mess.

Or you could just pour out the water from your pot, fill with cold water, then peel underwater. Ez!

MARRY ME

>egg central
Eggcellent!

watch?v=oR1tVCCGf6E

please tell me there's more visual material
for scientific purposes

>hehe

Holy shit

Please be my gf
>asexual
That's okay, we can still cuddle and dance

If not, where to find and how to approach girl like you? Please respond.

you have too much estrogen, get a buzz cut and mike mew and you will maybe start looking less like a tranny and more like a man.

btw mewing works.

404; lips not found.

oh my god,the desperateness on Veeky Forums is just plain cringe these days.

haha yeah ikr fuck these cringy losers op
fuck with me instead

Why would I be here if I had a gf?
And I'm not really desperate, but my lifestyle allows very little (if any) female interaction at all, so I just can't afford to waste time or """opportunities"""

OP would produce strong-jawed kids desu

L O N D O N
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Wait is this actually a girl?
I know Swedish dudes who look literally just like this.

or you can make 2 hole, 1 at top and bigger one at the bottom
then blow to the smaller hole

Yes bit you didn't make a cute demo webm

youtube.com/watch?v=rWXyUsdQG7s
is this cute?

Did y'all have no grandmas or something?
>Take egg
>take knife
>slice egg in half
>now you have 2 half-eggs
>take a small spoon
>scoop the egg out
Literally best way to eat eggos

Or just put a tea towel on the bench and roll the egg against it to break the shell apart.

Sometimes i taste the peel, dont like it. ;_;

If you do it more you get better at removing the peel fa m.
also
>tfw you lick the hot semi liquid yolk off the knife for minimum waste of gains

>still me!
you look slavic. My type desu
>I'm asexual
what's the deal with that? maybe your hormones are fucked up

She is clearly wearing a wedding ring, kiddos

This. It takes like 5 seconds

true story

>boil milk
>break egg and throw it inside
>pinch of salt and pepper
trust me

>not salting the shell and eating the entire thing
>2016
>not crunching your eggs

not gonna make it

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I'm not the only one who was expecting her to put it in her mouth when she was done r-right?

Can't tell if female or male

Just don't buy low-quality eggs. You don't need to buy some organic bullshit either, just don't buy the cheapest eggs. Then, after boiling, drop it into some cold water for 5 mins, so it gets the right temperature. After that, it is very easy to peel quickly, without having the egg glued to the shell.

There's literally only ever been two males with that haircut. Jesse Eisenberg and He-Man. And one of them doesn't exist. Try being edgy somewhere else.

what i do is after the eggs are done i drain the hot water and pour in the cold water for like 15-20 secs and they peel really well, 9 out of 10 will get near perfect

>not taking the raw egg, pouring it inside a syringe and injecting directly into your veins for MAXIMUM GAINS

Don't forget to crush the shell and snort it for dat dere calcium.

British.

you guys are retarded. just peel a bit of the shell off the top of the egg, peel a bit off the bottom, put your mouth around the top hole and blow hard. BOOM the egg flies out the bottom hole.

i do this with all of my eggs. saves time, and it's a fun way to surprise the people you eat lunch with.

FeelsVille
Population: us

Wait what? You're not supposed to eat the shell? WTF? Pussies. My bones are stronger than forged steel!

>throws egg in your face
>gives you a slap
>call you a faggot
>"You wanna go out town and"
>unzipping your pants, giving you a robotic wank
>she's watching her muscles flex while rhythmically tugging your phallanx
>"and hit some pussy up bruh"
>"cat got your tongue bruh? no homo"

Just crack the shell along whole egg on the kitchen counter, roll it once or twice between your hands and it comes off in one piece - the shell fragments will stay on the membrane.

I swear to fucking god, mothers these days teach their children NOTHING.

An actually useful tip when it comes to boiling eggs, is to add a tiny bit of vinegar (just a bottlecaps worth) to the water before boiling.
Makes the shells nice and easy to take off in large pieces.

Wtf, I didn't know fit was this beta, your ugly as fuark, you look like eggman.

Chloe?

> Fit grill.
> Wedding ring.

Dick is diamonds.

>girl
lmao

Dick is now confused. What gender is OP?

> gender
> biological sex*
GET IT RIGHT.

Fucking stupid 'muricans.

Gender = spectrum of masculinity/femininity
Biological Sex = male/female/intersex

Fucking hell.

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>These eggs were organic and just boiled too WHICH IF YOU KNOW are IMPOSSIBLE to peel.
We have a chicken coop and when we collect the eggs and boil them, it's literally a nightmare to peel them, you get a mangled egg, but I've discovered that if you crack each egg and leave in in the (preferably cold) water for a minute or 2, it will peel really easily, this is really helpful if you boil a shitload of eggs.

Fuck off back to tumblr, you cumguzzling faggot.
I don't even care if it's ironic shitposting, you can fuck off.
10/10 bait, I'm mad.

membrane good for you, you cookie cutter porn addict.

At my grocery store, a dozen peeled hard boiled eggs costs the same as a dozen regular raw eggs. Maybe it's lazy. But it's a no-brainer.

If that's really you you're more jacked then all the male fags on here

Secondly it's called just running them under cold water it takes the same amount of time probably less