Is anyone here actually alpha?

Yes. I actually wasn't in the past. Had to consciously make changes. Took about 4 years to finally reach alpha status. I'm always trying to improve, but I've rid myself of most beta tendencies. Except for /fit. I just love you faggots

Bitches love the strong, silent type

im not chad but im not a cuck.
im very assertive.

You're on Veeky Forums so you're per definition not Alfa

Are you actually alpha? Or are you just one of those loud annoying guys who pick up nasty ass chicks.

I won't say that I'm alpha, as I've met better and stronger men than myself.

I am defintely a better man now than I was before. I am improving myself every year.

There will come a time when I reach the point of singularity, where I become one with the universe and everybody will consume my ejaculate.

Actually alpha. I get quality chicks. Have quality relationships, whether their hookups, flings, or serious. Most girls I've fucked, even one night stands, are friends with me to this day. Most say I'm jacked even though I just left dyel mode lol. I chase my dreams and always have fun while somehow maintaining good grades, a job, and a qt3.14 gf. It was a long dedicated process to change. I used to be shy, unable to approach women or keep a group engaged in conversation. But it can be done. Lifting was a big part of it. It gives me confidence in my body and confidence that I can achieve my goals.

I'm

you sound super gay desu

No one who obsesses over body image this much is alpha.

>yfw user is posting what he wants to be, not what he is

le justifying myself on an anonymous korean bootleg rap forum

I used to be, people only liked me though because I was good at sports, now I'm that uncle that wants to throw the pigskin around with you at thanksgiving

>tfw 22 and only about a decade off from straight unclemode

make it stop, god

This thread raises a good question, what is alpha. Cause I consider To be aplha. Someone whose confident and is enjoying life.
I think a lot of you are confusing being chad, typical meat head womanizer, with being alpha.
I figure if you are making gains in life and are happy and confident than you are alpha. You don't have to be a womanizer who bully's people at the gym to be alpha.

I'm not a chad, so no.

I don't have to prove anything lol. I'm very VERY happy with my life. I just see so many feels threads and edgy anons putting each other down lately and want all my /fit brahs that anyone can make it if you make a conscious and consistant effort. That is all. Good luck!

You post like how Donald trump tweets.

You're dyel lol.

i got nudes real fast from a chick, that's alpha results

but i dont feel alpha

i dont think any actual alphas would say they are alpha

Alphas don't even know theyre alphas because they don't indulge themselves in irony and internet memes.

This user is unable to grasp the distinct style of Trump's Tweets. Worse, He uses it like an insult. Sad!

>tfw i think I'm a badass by being silent and """mysterious"""
>I most likely look super autistic

Im alpha but im a manlet and bipolar so maybe people are just scared

Ya

cannot handle all the autism ITT rn

alpha male/beta male as a concept doesn't apply to humans at all

>tfw not alpha at all but shredded and handsome
>all my friends are 6 foot handsome chads and bang tons of sloots
>only had sex with 3 girls, was with my first gf for 8 years and left me emotionally stunted
>the girls I wanna date think I'm some kinda manwhore because of my friends' reputations
>the girls that wanna date me either just wanna hook up or don't want anything serious
>the other two girls I banged were only supposed to be hookups but I ended up getting all clingy
>have oneitis for a qt shy nerdy girl but she canceled our date at the last minute, not sure why

Goddamn I didn't want these feels user

Curious, how old are you?

Why?

25

Damn me as well. There's still hope man. I have no desire to hook up with sloots anymore. It doesn't fulfill me anymore. All I want is a loving girl who is loyal and sweet.

pretty much me, except I don't think i'm badass, I just am silent and introverted as a person

>user you're so quiet
>sure you did "nothing" this weekend...

>sure you did "nothing" this weekend...
They think you're a cold blooded killer user, I've seen tucker and dale vs evil and I know where this is going, trust me I'm a specialist.

Is Michael Phelps alpha?

Goddamnit. I know that feel user.

>Be standard Peruvian Basket Weaving Forum user. Fit, do sport (BJJ/lifting) and play vidya/read books and comics/weeb shit in equal measure
>Every time I get a date with a qt nerd girl (a total of 6 nerd qts so far,) they are only interested in sleeping with me.
>I just want a gf I have things in common with.
>Have date with nerdy qt I really like next week
>Am dreading it because even though I know there is a chance it won't turn out like that this time, every time I hear "I like you, but I'm just not interested in a relationship right now," my heart drops.

Fuck. I had managed to forget I had that going on next week for a moment.