Tfw failed my squat license exam

>tfw failed my squat license exam
>tfw can't take it again for 6 months

Having a learner's permit is the worst. I'm not allowed to squat more than 100 pounds, and I can only do it in the presence of a personal trainer.

At least you got that far.
I failed the fucking written theory test because of some dumb question about Osmium plates.

>tfw the crab bar is out of crab
It's the only thing that helps me get over penis inspection day
WHY TODAY???

kek

>he couldn't pass the squat license exams
kek

Laughing at you no-license plebs over here from the comfort of my squat rack. Just passed the exam AND got my water sipping privileges back.

what in the fuck is going on in here?

oh yeah

newfag get out

Keks

>tfw got caught cheating on the treadmill entrance exam
>have to do my warm up cardio by running around the gym at a light jogging pace
everyone looks at me a retard now because they know I failed the stupid fucking test

Holy shit litterally all you had to was switch it to km instead of mi when the intructor wasn't looking. They never pay attention to that and you could've been going at the slower pace the entire time.

>tfw stuck with the pink trainee weights
fucking PT said until I come in for the inspection exam I cant use anything above 10 lbs

This board is like poetry

Tfw gym bully takes my plate dispencer money

>go to gym
>only squat rack is taken
>guy takes a fucking hour
>finally he leaves
>enter squat rack
>fucking guy before me used all the squat rack fuel and now i have to fucking refill the whole tank
>its a fucking diesel squatrack too, so its even more $$$

cant wait till we get fucking electric squatracks

>buddy's proctor for Oly exam
>says he'll give me a bump on form
>calls in sick the day of my exam

Fucking faggot, so sick of just going through the motions with the bar, Stacy at the gym was chuckling at me asking me "why I'm still using training wheels" REEEEEEEEE

>be German
>want to take my exam
>test is in pounds, not kilogram
>wtf.jpg

>tfw your dns gateway is acting up and you can't find the address of your plate's manufacturer

> squat license exam

its important to know both systems so you don't accidentally mistake a 20kg plate for a 20lb one

oh god kek

why do you make these unfunny garbage threads

do something productive instead, like actually lifting

>tfw failed my bench press exam
>tfw have to do pushups instead
CHAD WON'T STOP TEASING ME ABOUT IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>not enjoying the sound of a strong diesel squatrack firing up in the cold

fucking millenials.

It's okay little buddy, you'll stand up to him next time