This man whispers into your ear in the gym shower room "nice ass, no-homo" and then slaps it

This man whispers into your ear in the gym shower room "nice ass, no-homo" and then slaps it.

What do you do Veeky Forums?

melt

"thanks brah" then wonder why the fuck am I not showering alone

suck him off
whisper no homo before swallowing rich life giving fluid

start sucking him off and then call him a faggot

Cry because it's just a dream and I'm going to wake up

make him eat my ass then fuck it

>all the homo

Whisper into his ear and tell him Paul is better

If he says no homo you just say thanks and keep showering, don't make it weird user.

Open my butt cheeks, get it position, and wait for him to take me.
No homo of course

say he's a degenerate because of his choice of dog.

Take the compliment

You fag

>y-you too

Rush home and post it on Veeky Forums

First post best post.

this

I have sucked cocks my entire life but cannot do this.

How do I train blowjob muscles?

what cant you do? put a banana in your mouth?.

a banana completely is impossible for me

am a girl btw

weird, maybe I'm just a natural born faggot but I have never even sucked a cock and I could probably just about swallow a banana whole without gagging.

Invite him home for a protein shake

He's so dreamy UGH

it's some kind of boxer bro
not a pitbull breed at all

LOL

''Thanks, you too.''
Go about my day.