Can I get a strongfat boyfriend if I'm thicc but not fit? We can binge together and his lifts will go up :)

Can I get a strongfat boyfriend if I'm thicc but not fit? We can binge together and his lifts will go up :)

Yes, but he won't stay (if he has any self respect)

Who is this semen demon?

holy SHIT

Google image search breh

Would smash if you know what I mean (protip: it's the sex kind)

Why won't he stay? Do you think he would like facesitting and being suffocated by my ass?

Tall strong men like petite women. Fat pigs are for manlets.

I'd like this but you better look like op and I'm enormous

Pics or gtfo

What are your stats??
My boobs aren't as big as hers but my ass is big.

I'm 6'5 250

Hitting 300 in the next several months.

>this a a guy btw
Origamalam

you're hot
do you roid? why do you want to gain weight?

No thicc is exclusively pump and dump, unless the guy is a beta faggot

I do. Because I'm 6'5.

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You're needy and replying to a man with a cock in his hand

Duh that's my job nerd

More core work bro

Do you mean Norge?

Strong core is strong.

:^)

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No

What's your routine? Blast test for the past 2 months while benching 5 days a week?

lawd

>OP is clearly a man

I don't lift

Is that Hellsing tatto, you weeb cunt?

>btw you're hot
are you into dyel twinks?

No it's not. It's just eyes and teeth.

I have an Evangelion tattoo though.

Show all tattoos, pl0x.

An hero

The least gay anime tat ive seen

Idk Jerry's is pretty great too

/r/ that shit lol

Yeah idk I really dig the shading work. Ladies compliment it a lot, when I explain its a cannibalistic biomechanical giant robot they agree its just "like really pretty".

this image is shopped a bit

OP HERE
How do fit people feel about dating an out of shape thicc girl?

Some of us have iphones

Never ever.
Disgusting/10.

Nice roids bro. You look weird as fuck cus of those thin bones you got.

I don't get it. What are you worried about?

Just know that no matter how big / strong you think you are with that pathetic bone density you'll get dropped pretty easily

That monstrosity has niggerlips dude

If this is you, I would in a heartbeat

Forgot pic
I've gotten too small, gotta keep my bulk up

dating girls is mostly a fucking waste of time since you provide nothing except eye candy and out of shape girls are an eye sore so i doubt any sane man would

Lucky for your fat ass men have standards even a retarded dog could meet so im sure you will find some retard and make his life miserable

Good luck Shamoo

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You got two bellybuttons

> roiding for this

TIIIIIMMMMMBEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Post pics

>being this envious

lol

am i strong fat enough for you? i want to make strongfat babies with you, damn youre juicy girl

kek you look disproportionate as fuck

Haha nope. 6'1 and 220lbs here. Cept I have thick bones and don't need to roid

Those tits are just silly, but chest-down that's fucking incredible.

>best guess for this image: muscle

Ephemerial Tits? Did she died?

So are strongfat guys dominant usually? I want someone who can switch.

Wait wait. What does ephemerial mean? I just googled it. And... I think that's my favourite tit type.

No clue, but that girl/model/female has a bunch of webcam videos titled ephemerial tits and I enjoyed them all, but she i don't remember the last time i saw a new one

Shit. I love you man, thanks!

How do you achieve this "broccolli" mode?

Underrated

what? How can you eyeball someone's bone density from a picture? I'm totally serious, I need to know if I have thin bones / something new to be insecure about.

if you dont lift you're not thicc

thicc is a larger than average fit girl, it could be thighs, waist, tits etc. but without the fit component it's just a fatty, and we don't take too kindly to fatties around these parts

Bimbs has the body i want, but then i actually know who bimbs is as a person and i suddenly realize the physique is a cooling mechanism for all the other terrible choices he's made and continues to make in his life

Like that tattoo and his on again off again ex

kek'd

Those proportions are straight from Valhalla

My life choices aren't awful. Good money, car, tons of friends who support me, okay lady.

My real issue was abusing tren.

You're right though; I dump all of my anxious tendencies into lifting.

>My life is great
>Here's all the superficial reasons why
>My real problem centered around my superficial obsession

Pretty sure basic necessities and a foundational support structure aren't superficial.

Do you consider a roof, survival tokens and companionship superficial? If so you sound lonely.

post pics, and i like it, i see it as a project to turn u into a thicc girl that lifts u fuckin slut

No it's not
Thicc is a curvy girl who is high body fat

I think you looked better here mate
(yes i saved the pic, no homo, for motivation to become a big guy myself)

Good angle. Nothing else.

Bigger now.

I'm just busting your balls m8. I don't know the first thing about you really.

>Bigger now.
Well yeah, no doubt but i just think its more aesthetic
If you want to go bigger then go for it

I'm a gay porn star on gear living with his lesbian ex.

That's about it. Spend 3-4 hours daily lifting, fuck a lot, cook a lot. Spend 3-4 days a week hiking. Teaching myself to make handmade soaps.

lol that's a lot to take in breh. sounds complicated but exciting.

It's fun.

I don't recommend it.
210-215 was a good look for me on tren. I just can't do tren anymore. I prefer a thicker 250 anyways. I think porn and my ex do too.

whats your porn name

You look like an Eva unit

>I think porn and my ex do too.
Not sure why you care what your ex prefers but im not gonna tell you how to live your life mate

Of all the Eva shit you could get, why one of those irrelevant cunts?

I get that a lot.
I live with her and fuck her often. She brings up the body parts I tell her to. Reciprocal.

This. I'd love to look up some of your vids. Never seen anyone quite as jacked. Please delivar

Cool aesthetic. Ate that nerd Asuka.
I'm on kink.com

Why do trip fag roidcunts think anyone cares about them?

9/10 times when a girl calls herself thicc they're always just fat pieces of cellulite ridden shitbags. Thicc is just a meme girls have created to have yet another excuse to avoid exercise.

>They said I could be anything I wanted so I became Crash Bandicoot

Mirin' tho

My suggestion, be fun and have good sex and you'll be good to go.

What does one have to eat in order to have boobs like that?

you literally turned each other gay

I just looked, what the fuck was that superhero one

He does.

Alien.

>best guess for this image: muscle
>Includes a guys glutes with underwear down

Im a strong slightly chub and ill be your boyfriend. Im bi so either way i could

This pic gives me diamonds