Veeky Forums, do you think you could fight off an aggressive 500 lbs white trash whilst completely unarmed? Normies on the internet seem to think the snorlax would win every time.
Veeky Forums, do you think you could fight off an aggressive 500 lbs white trash whilst completely unarmed...
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underrated kek
That looks like a leftovers curselax.
I'd go with a SpAt Lucario for type defense. Probably calm mind into aura sphere.
Holy shit. She got out of the hospital and her forehead continues to grow.
She is fat but she aint strong, not like them russian fatties that are fat because all the red meat they eat. I could easily immobilize her with a kick to her knee and finish her off with head twist.
you can literally circle strafe around her ass all day
In confined spaces I would get crushed.
In the open I could win.
she's so slow compared to me she couldn't even touch me. I would just keep dancing around her Muhammad Ali style and keep punching her in the head. I would also kick her in the knees to try and brake them. I really don't think she could win.
Only positive side in her physique is that she could absorb more hits than a skinny person.
JUST GO FOR THE EYES
>implying that thing could get up to fight
she doesn't have to. that's why she has a turbocharged rascal
What's her name? I'd like to research this wonderful human specimen
>tfw too intelligent to lose weight
Just casually walk away. They can't keep up.
>be meme kid
>run behind her
>push her from behind
>squash that pretty little skull on the ground
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She keeps getting bigger. She's gargantuan, but has this sweet voice. A shame, if she was normal weight then I think she'd be cute.
Unfortunately, she's too dumb to get help. I think at this point she actually needs bariatric surgery, because her heart and organs are going to fail soon.
Then learn how to fight.
good luck finding her knee kek
all you have to do is wait, she's killing herself already
fuarkkkkkkkk mirin bulk
She's bulking
>if she was normal weight then I think she'd be cute.
i wish people would stop saying this stupid shit
This
Top keku
This is fucking hilarious. She can't get off the couch. One running drop kick to the head and it'd be a TKO. She couldn't even attempt to dodge it.
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Top kek brah
>tfw too intelligent to breathe air
The human body truly is a miracle. How can she still be alive...
Not for long, man...
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I fuckin kekd loud my dude
>user used low kick!
>but it failed!
>user's leg is now trapped in "the void"
>Snorlax used rest!
This is why I believe in eugenics.
If this is a serious question, a child could beat her in a fight. My grandmother is almost this fat, and let me tell you boys something in complete anonymity - Her body is useless. Completely ruined. She can't walk, she can barely move her fucking arms.
>not like them russian fatties that are fat because all the red meat they eat
Red meat has nothing to do with it. It's simply calories in/out, that's all.
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Thanks.
Used to play a lot on smogon
Well you're wrong.
t. An inferior
Underrated
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>all that inertia
nothing personnel
> Being such a hamplanet your body has no choice to store fat on your forehead too.
Wew lad.
All i have to do is evade. . . . she cant keep up with my 2 step.
then when the moment is right. Jump kick to the face.
literally that simple
you can't evade shit. her gravitational pull is too strong and once you get close you are doomed