Do fit guys like facesitting and eating pussy in general or no?

Do fit guys like facesitting and eating pussy in general or no?

no but i'm a dicklet so i have to endure it

If you don't want a girl that looks like that to sit on your face I have some bad news for you.

Yes. I especially like the 69 position for cunnilingus because I like having the girl's butthole in my face

Eating pussy is enjoyable because its foreplay
At the end of the day sex is just a game about making her cum, you ring her bell and you get an ego boost

Friendly reminder to make her cum if you want her to come back for more, because there are literally women out there that have never had an orgasm from their boyfriend.

Given how hard competition is for guys and how easy it is for girls to find a new one im surprised there are still guys who dont try to give their gfs orgasms

Spoiler alert:

There's more to any relationship than sex, and even without an orgasm it can still feel good for women.

Orgasm or not the bitch is still going to leave you for some bullshit reason

>ass eating
yeah sure, if the girl has cleaned, otherwise heeeelll no
>face sitting
as long as the girl aint no 200lbs big mama

/r9k/ pls go

>There's more to any relationship than sex
yeah but why would she need to choose?
She can get both, its not really hard to find given the abundance of guy out there.

Well yeah, you are right she will not just leave but leave you for another dude but if you manage to make her cum she is likely to come back for more whereas if you dont make her cum she wont come back
Its fun to make her have multiple orgasms, its a great ego booster

the reason so many men think this way is because its true

they'll either get so clingy and co-dependent that you'll dump them and let them rationalize it, or you'll stay, they'll strip you down emotionally and mentally, and then lose respect for you when you bend to try and make things better

women love rationalizing their feelings and justifying their actions through them. its what makes them wonderful, and its also what makes them so evil. be mindful, friend.

Dunno bout face sitting, but assuming cleanliness, I love eating pussy. Turns me on like crazy. Would actually be disappointed if my girl wasn't into it.

Guess what not all fit guys are the same


You basic bitch

Women are literally the same as men, right down to the rationalization of their emotions, manipulation of the S/O and "dumping them for no reason." The difference is that the women who are bitter about the way men treat women become lesbians and new wave feminists instead of robots.

>I forgot what vaginas taste like

Girl here
It would make me uncomfortable if he wants to eat ass, pussy eating is awkward too but it's ok with all that said I'd probably love to give a bj and with all that said I'm also a virgin and welcoming sex tips from opposite gender

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pls be my gf

nice bait bro

hell yeah bro i spend at least 10 mins eating pussy and ass

if i can convince her to sit on my face even better

just give him the v

Why would you say it's bait? I've asked this before but got answers

You guys have had sex before and you know what make you feel better etc

Why not help? I just turned 18 so it's not rare that I'm a virgin

>Why would you say it's bait?
Because its obvious fucking bait, you idiot

This.
It's not hard to make a (median, ofc there will be outliers) girl cum, but it can take a bit of effort.
Not making the effort is a power play on the male part, it might work and it might backfire.
Personally, I'll almost always make the effort, the world needs more orgasms anyway.

>facesitting
yes
>eating pussy
my partner doesn't have one

No homo

Masturbate to find out what you like.

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>forgot

you already know the rules, pics with timestamp or gtfo.

Timestamp a photo and we'll give you cosmo-tier advice on how to please your man

i've had girls cum multiple times from fucking alone

my longest term gf could only cum if i ate her pussy / fingered her never from penetrating that shit with my dick

>its hard to please men
lol no, learn how to bait faggot
protip: nothing triggers Veeky Forums more than height debates

>says this in an off topic thread

>Given how hard competition is for guys and how easy it is for girls to find a new one
Tell me how I know you are a virgin

>Weeeeh so hard for guys I get le friendzoned every time xDDD
Kill yourself my man

>implying i said anything about friendzone
no, you kill yourself you illiterate retard.
Average girl has several guys to choose from, friend zone is for faggots who dont have the balls to tell a girl he is interested because he doesnt want to be rejected

Do you seriously enjoy eating pussy? It does literally nothing for me. I do it when I like a girl, but it's not making me hard at all. Most clean pussies taste like nothing either.

virgin detected

Not necessarily true.

I know of a grill that stayed in an abusive relationship because the sex was good.

>logic

I know.

Given how easy it is for girls to find mind blowing sex i find that hard to believe, there has to have been some other factor
bitches can just open up tinder and be orgasming like crazy no more than an hour later

Do you secretly want to become a girl user?

Veeky Forums

Me likey

>Given how easy it is for girls to find mind blowing sex

Lel

Its the powerplay user, either shes become dependant on him or she has daddy issues.

How often do you see some bombshell or a girl from a seemingly well of family just happened to be dating an ex-con?

Alot of the time there are other things going on.

>How often do you see some bombshell or a girl from a seemingly well of family just happened to be dating an ex-con?
Well several times
One girl i knew had a kid with a guy who was doing time for murder and possession, she was a stunning blonde girl from a good family
Another was dating alot of crooked guys, from drug dealers to petty criminals and her father was a bank manager
Another girl was on a vacation with her bf and his friends and when they got back they all got arrested (her included) as part of a huge operation against drug dealers, she was from a good family aswell

Anecdotal evidence so it doesnt really matter, point is i dont think good sex is a deal breaker for most women given how easy it is to make em cum and how many guys are able to provide em with sex

So yeah, ive seen it happen many times

I've fucked more women than times your dad has hugged you, beta bitch.

I can hear the music

It's not the good sex dumbass it's that those guys have a an sort of auroua for danger and excitement that attracts women

I mean you said it yourself. Arrested. Huge operation.

Exciting. Dangerous.

Men and women look for diffrent stuff. Men just want a predictable stable girl. ideal if she doesn't do anything other than cook and clean and fuck.

The less drama the better.

WOmen want the opposite. Excitiement.

That's why they go for drug dealers.

You don't need to be a drug dealer, you can just be ASTHETIC and win them over with your looks.

They will be excitited by your JUICY SIZE and PRIME INSERTIONS.

But you need SOMETHING that excites them

Not the user that youre responding to.

But the excitement part youve mentioned is absolutely true.

I know personally of a gal 2 years my junior who was in a stable relationship for two years who wanted to go backpacking.

Fair enough. She took the advice of her friends to break up with said boy.
She went with her friends met with new ones succumbed to peer pressure. Took a fuckload of dick while travelling and regretted it when she got home, Youre only human.

"It was meaningless because i just felt lonely"

At least the guy actually had self respect and "stayed friends" but didnt have her back.
We set him up with one of my sisters friends some time ago and theyre due to be engaged.

I dont know what shes up to, doing some hippy shit, attending concerts like she did when she was 18. In debt for an arts degree she didnt finish.

Tldr: they seek excitement betting for a better outcome, usually they dont get it.
>case in point that media executice chick who dumped her high school sweetheart and turned out to be a spinster.

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Nothing gets my dik diamonds than a chick sitting her pussy and ass right on my face and riding away until she cums.

no beta
no cuck
no etc

If you don't know this feeling you don't know shit about fucking

Bonus if she pulls your hair while she does it

kek'd

>Gf used to come from penetration only
>Shit wa easy
>It's been sic weeks and she hasn't been able to cum
>She's getting frustrated
>I need help senpaitachi what should I do
She doesn't enjoy oral sex because it's uncomfortable for her

Love how girl is bent over and her asshole is right where your nose is it. Tell her to wink it while I eat that pussy.

>Falling for the gf meme

My ex used to cry and beg me to stop doing things like drinking, smoking weed, going to the gym etc, so I cut down or stopped all of those things like the beta I am. She'd even comment about the music I'd listen to (hip-hop, grime and such).

She ended up leaving me for....... a guy who smoked weed, had been in prison, drove fast cars (dangerously), and liked hip-hop even more than I do.

Now I realise I should've just told her to fuck off and smoked weed even more and she'd probably have stayed with me. We live and learn I guess.

>She doesn't enjoy oral sex because it's uncomfortable for her
What? Can you elaborate on this, because it's pretty fucking stupid.

i have braces

Nothing can be done then, break up with her and find a girl without a pussy

do you rub your teeth on her clit?

I keep hearing this about how hard it is to make a girl cum but with my girl it's usually incredibly easy. She's usually done before I am, just from regular penetration (while she plays with her clit). I don't even have to eat her out or do anything special

Yes.

I am not fit but fat though. Still like it

>I keep hearing this about how hard it is to make a girl cum
Its not
exgf used to cum when i wasnt even all the way inside her
Its a meme, some girls have a hard time cumming but on average its very easy for them to cum

>That's why they go for drug dealers.
also because rich people fucking love a bit of nose candy
I graduated this year and pretty much all the attractive rich girls I knew were on the charlie like it was going out of style. It's not hard to see how they were getting rooted by some road cunt who drives an M5

wife material

i know who that is, but whats the scene?

men want to impregnate women, lots of women, so i mean i guess if they connect the behavior of eating pussy to the reward of having sex then yah theyll like it. if a man connects eating pussy to blue balls hell fucking hate it.

have a whole collection of mixed wrestling porn.
i want to know what it feels like to be dominated.

Want a hug?

Who the fuck doesn't like to eat pussy?

Could you imagine if a woman didn't like to suck dick?

>a woman didn't like to suck dick?
are you baiting or...whats happening?

Is that a C section scar?

I love eating pussy. I go fucking crazy over a nice sopping wet pussy on my face.

Yeah, man. I like to munch me some box.

Why eat their puss when I can give them my 8x6er?

youre gonna insert it into a dry pussy there mate?
>rip foreskin

>ten minutes

Low energy

girlfriend of two years dumped be because she's going to college. long distance as well but fuck her, it was 2 weeks before we were supposed to see each other.

all girls are bitches. going to the club tonight to have some fun, but anons if you want companionship get a dog. it hurts less when they go.

>it hurts less when they go.
You inhumane bastard
a gf leaving is no big deal, girls leave because its what they were born to do but your dog fucking dying is a terrible loss
What are you thinking?

Honestly licking pussy and worrying about if a woman cums or not is beta as fuck. Who gives a fuck if she comes. Srs I give them a good pounding but I couldn't care less if she comes or not. If they never see you again because of it then onto the next one, it's really not a big deal. I've banged plenty of chicks that haven't come and it's never stopped them from coming back for more. Plus heaps of women find it very hard to cum.

That is an appendix removal scar.

Absolutely, but only with girls I actually date

>t. bait
You should worry about providing orgasms since girls have a fuckton of other guys lined up to fuck beside you and you get replaced if youre unable to preform
Unless you are not baiting and fucking ugly chicks who dont have options of course

>Dunno bout face sittin
me too. it's not the prime position for eating pussy as you're not in control

It is pretty fun, sometimes the hookers are a little sour down there but I dont mind

Yeah but when a dog dies you know they've had a good life with you, and you know that for the short time they've been on this world you made them the happiest thing ever. It's happiness on both sides, sadness for the loss but you'll never lose the happiness you got, and neither will the dog.

With the girl it's bitterness, you can't remember the happiness without remembering how much of a bitch she's been, and just sickens you to your core.

Alright guys I need your advice.

I can't make my current girl cum. Any tips on foreplay/eating her out?

Your ex has already blown at least one other dude, probably a few. She broke up with you because she's surrounded by hot chads.

How could you possibly prefer that to a doggo?

Write the alphabet with your tongue

watch nina hartleys tutorial on eating pussy

I was hotter than her. I only stayed with her because she never hurt me, and I thought she never would. I was thinking to myself, it's so easy to pick up a slut, let me stay with the one GOOD girl I've found. I don't think she cheated on me, I've always been the one in the relationship to be scandalous- never cheated but verge of it.

But she broke my heart and that's just as bad. So fuck her. Gonna take my anger out in some rough sex tonight with some poor (or lucky) slut.

I dont see it that way
What is see is a beloved friend, a member of your family passing away versus some girl doing what comes naturally to her
I had to put my dog down, i held his paw after they gave him the injection and it was the saddest moment ive experienced

Girls move on, they tire of their bf and find a new one. Its noting personal but just something they do once they get bored so why is this worse?

>eating pussy
It's a power play thing for me. I don't mind it, but only if I feel completely in control i.e. she doesn't get it because she demands it and I'm at ease to tease her relentlessly. If either are those things are missing, fuck no.

Calling absolute bullshit on this one. Every girl I've been with I've made cum from my tongue and the only one that stuck around was a basketcase that I dropped. A notable example of one who left for greener fields, though:
>Fading looks, about to hit the wall at 24-25
>Had probably had miles of dick inside her. I never got a figure on people she had sex with, but easily 20+ and that's not counting people she "just" sucked off.
>Constantly spoke of her exes
>Treated life like she was still youthful, thinking she was hot shit because of her looks
>Body was a mess from years of abuse
>Self-centred as fuck
>Constantly bored (when apart from each other), in need of being entertained 24/7
>Intelligent, but squandered.
>Hobbies included exclusively TV, phone and animals
>Couldn't open up when something was wrong so talking to her was hopeless
>Would get into arguments for fun

I hated her, but the sex was good so I let it slide. The absolute definition of a basic bitch, searching for something she wants without the introspection to know what it is. I'm no 10/10 but aside from her face, I felt I was settling. Women like this are common as dirt and will leave you for some asinine reason regardless of whether you give her a good dicking or not.

Yeh I call it the clit grater. My last gf said she liked it

>Calling absolute bullshit on this one
Im not him but its more about if you can make her cum she is likely to come back for more but if you ignore it she will simply not come back because she has so many other options

Its not a guarantee that she will come back and certainly not for her to be loyal but its more something you should do to give her an incentive to come back
think of training a dog, you need to give it treats at the start if you want it to learn something

>It's not a bait faggot. So what? An alpha will also have a line up of other chicks to bang. Most guys are absolutely terrible at sex and come within a few minutes of sex (I know this from having spoken to escorts who have fucked hundreds of chumps). I can last absolutely forever and I'm in full control of when I come. This in itself is much more valuable than being good at eating pussy. No chick will stay with a guy just because he's good at eating pussy. Heaps of girls also hate being eaten out and have very sensitive clits.

The less you care about a chick and the less interest you show them the more they come back as soon as you message them. Fucked up but it's the way of life.

Caring about her having an orgasm is like caring about what she feels. I have better things to do than worry about such things.

Because she was practically a member of my family as well. She came to family events, both of our parents wanted to marry. We were in deep, very deep, to the level of planning to move in together.

We did long distance, didn't see each other for a few months and then spent a few short weeks together. Those weeks were some of the best in my life, it was like living in heaven. It felt like I had a second family in london. I cried for so long whenever she (or I) had to get on that airplane and go back. Losing someone I had invested so much love and life in was physically painful, heartache like no other and headaches every day for a week. It got so bad I couldn't lift for a while, I felt so sorry for myself.

So I hear your pain user, but my girlfriend and I were so close it was like losing family.

I got too emotional and wrote that like shit. We wouldn't see each other for a few months, get together for a few weeks, and then have a few more months of separation again. We lived together for whenever we were, and one point she quit college just to live with me in new york for 3 months because she couldn't take the heartache of being apart. When I say we were planning on moving in I mean moving in and marrying, having kids.

Is there a reason why I feel sick after going down on a girl? It kind of comes afterwards when we cuddle but something makes me feel like I am sick. Kind of like wanting to throw up but not that bad..