You're at the gym

>you're at the gym
>this alpha female slaps your ass

wat do?

ask her how (s)he's doing and flat out requesting leg spreads on bed 1x1
if decline, nothing of value was lost and keep working out

Tell her
>im not interessted in jews

pretty sure that's a dude

that's a man baby

STAND MY GROUND

Too muscular.
Egh

Get hard.

Cry

the only honest answer in this thread

Tell her
"GLUTES FOR THE SLOOTS"

tell her
>Sorry I'm not into furry

bend over and spread my cheeks

I turn and look at her with one eyebrow raised and say "Hello dearie, can I help you?"
>mfw I'm literally old enough to be her father

I'd marry her. The fitter the better in my book.

"Are you as natty as those tits?"

Say hey, sperg out and hope she continues the conversation

>she slaps my ass
>quickly flex my glutes just as her hand is down there
>her hand is now trapped between my buttcheeks
>slowly turn my head around
>smile like Frodo, look her dead in the eye
>"caught you mirin"

theres a fit cutoff its not like the more muscular a chick is the more fit they are. same thing with guys. rich piana isn't considered fit just because he's huge. theres a point when gaining muscle thats different for men and women, where you get stronger and bigger, and you hit that 'fit' category, but then you keep getting bigger and it just ends up being too much weight.

Don't split hairs, you know what I meant.

Ask if I can suck off her clit dick for post workout protein.

kek

you made my day user

go lesbo in the locker room shower.

Let her dom me

>"y-you too"

ask her if i can borrow some of her juice

>Those wide shoulders

Not a chick

>her

>female

lol alpha female

let her fuck me amazon style while she keeps asking me whose dick is this. its hers btw.

Hand her the key to my chastity tube.

why do they all have that fucking straight rigid cunt cap

Why do bodybuilders do the most faggot workouts, juice on everything and act like they're gods?

>hurrr durrr look how huge I am doing workouts every new fag does

Any damn thing she wants.