Day 7753 of no gf

>can't get the nerve to speak to her

I'd be ok with my kissless virgin status if I was ugly but I'm at least a 7
Also I'm not willing to change my standards

They will break up.

Oh my god stop I was depressed enough

D....dude... youre like almost 30

Broke up today. No regrets.
And I won't be in a relationship any time soon, i'll stick with my friends and aim for casual relationships until I get nerves for staying with a chick again.

Anyone have any good experiences with online dating? Plentyoffish, okcupid and all that.

I just found out my first crush from like first grade is a supreme whore.

>she has ho as part of her twitter handle

I felt a sense of pity and disgust, she's the type that's going to hit her thirties and ask where all the good men went. Our mothers used to be friends, pointed out the profile to my mother and she instantly started to feel bad for the girl's mom to.

Right, before I forget
>tfw no gf

Good things come with time guys, just gotta keep hoping and try to jump on the opportunities that you come across.

Day 10950 without girlfriend. Tried all kinds of things like losing weight to be more appealing but my social skill were just shit so never had success even when I was not that bad looking.

Look here you little wimpy faggot its pretty fucking simple

Go talk to her, drop that you're interested in seeing [new movie], and ask if she wants to come.

Its that fucking simple.

>over 10,000 days without a gf and being a kissless virgin
Why live

>tfw in love with a married woman with 3 kids because she hugs me everyday when she sees me at work

Why are these human waste loser Threads allowed but Tinder Threads get deleted

Cause mods understand >tfw no gf is part of fitness

>went 6720 days with >tfw no gf to start life
>in 1825 days since we broke up have gone max 6 months at a time without having somebody there to make me feel not lonly

It gets better, anons.

Oh wow, I thought 10 years without sex was bad, but you are way worse.

Thank you.

>tfw I've only had sex as a teenager
>tfw I've only had sex with teenagers

Is that a good or a bad thing?

Teenagers are terrible at sex so bad thing.

All that prime, sweet pink and tight pussy though... Fuck I miss being 16.

I don't know if I was terrible, but teaching my virgin gf all the kinky shit my ex had taught me when I was a virgin and seeing her evolve from a shy quiet girl into a cock-begging slut was definitely a lot of fun.

>I just found out my first crush from like first grade is a supreme whore.

iktf

Boohoo, her twitter handle is offensive, mommy doesn't like it as well
God damned pussy

1 year to go for me.

Should this be the where you start seeing wizard powers?
If one can only be patient and wait another 3 years, to be fully fledged.

tfw 7927 days

i'm on day 1065 this made me feel a little better but i have this feeling i will hit 10,000 the way i am

>day 1065
You're not even three years old?

since my last gf
>crazy nigga so not sure if it even counts

>huh i wonder what day im on
>dont think its that bad
>google "how many days have i lived"
>click first result
>enter info
>You are 10022 days old.
>tfw 10022 days kissless hugless handheldless virgin

atleast im not this guy r-right guys...

ah this thread has gone the way of my sexlife.... barren

Day 7507 here. I see a light in the end of the tunnel, though.

>Day 9587
Should I just an hero on day 10K?

This reminds me of the first chapter of Mystery Method. He begins with a question "How many days do you think you live, tens of thousands, hundreds of thoudands, millions?".

He then goes on to say that the average person (~70 years of age) lives about 28,251 days.

Ironic isn't it - I remembered this tidbit from a book that teaches you how to get gf/vagina.

It's been 5 days since I last fucked my girlfriend, gladly tomorrow I will see her again, but until then
>I know how you feel

Also I haven't gone out today and haven't even shaved since Tuesday
>tfw shut-in neet neckbeard loser

post pls

srs question to virgins. Surely even you broke faggots can afford to spend $100 on a hooker to get laid. Sure it's not exactly the same as being in a relationship, but at least it will get the ball rolling. Either that or try lowering your standards a bit initially. You don't start learning how to drive in a Ferrari.

The real question is how have they not had enough of this shit and went out and talked to women until someone shows interest and then fucked them? Basically what I did when I was a virgin at 18.

I'd rather die a virgin than not be a virgin thanks to paying somebody for sex. The point isn't that I haven't had sex in itself, it's the fact that I haven't been able to attract anyone sufficiently yet, which is a clear indicator that I need to fix something about myself.

In my case, it was being fat, I see way, way more possibilities now than before, having lost 30kg, and I'm not even done becoming more attractive. Paying is bullshit, I crave to become attractive.

But why? What does the exchange of money have to do with anything?

Why not starve because you need to buy food and can't grow it yourself. That is the same logic.

>the point is that i want someone to WANT sex with me, paying for it would make me hate myself/be disgusted with myself even more
>i dont know how i could lower my standards further, i even swipe left on fatties
>i dont even have a drivers license

>Why not starve because you need to buy food and can't grow it yourself. That is the same logic.

this analogy is whack, masturbation would be the equivalent of 'cant grow it myself'

one of us one of us one of us

You are paying for food because you can't grow it yourself.

You don't want to pay for sex because you cant get it yourself.

My point still stands - get an escort.

I'm not
But I also don't appriciate the anology. It's not a central part of my identity and sense of self-worth to be able to grow food. I don't place any particular pride in it. I probably would if I were a cave man, but I am not.

However, the pride placed in being sexually attractive and being able to procreate is standing just as strong as it ever has. Getting an escort wouldn't help this.

However, I do see your point if what you mean is simply to get "some practive", to lessen nervouseness or something. That's not really a major hinderance for me, though.

>meet an awesome and attractive girl
>wonder how she can be single
>she has a kid
Every fucking time

You will pay for it regardless. A hooker gets you there in the shortest amount of time with the least amount of time wasted. I'm not saying to stick to hookers for the rest of the life I'm saying do it to get the ball rolling and to get over your anxiety. Successful people don't do everything the hard way, they take whatever shortcuts are available. The more experience you get the easier it becomes, and also once you've done it at least once you won't put sex on a pedistal.

As someone who lost it relatively late (but have made up for it since), all I'll say is that I was a virgin because I really wasn't trying enough, I was just expecting a girl to just come to me. You need to sign up to every dating site/app you find, you need to do whatever you need to to improve your profiles, and you need to reach out to as many chicks as possible. Cast your net as wide as possible and you are bound to get something.

At the end of the day little buddy there is nothing that I can say that will fix you. If you've gone this far and haven't achieved what you want (pussy, career, etc) and you continue to do the same things why do you think the outcome will be any different?

>meet an awesome and attractive girl
>she has a good education and ambition
>wonder how she can be single
>has fucked 20+ guys

Every fucking time

fuck her then the kid problem solved

6935 days of no gf here :c
feelsnotsogood

>to get the ball rolling
This I can appriciate. In my particular situation, however, I don't think I'll need it. I'm bound to get laid on new years eve anyways, and I have several interests that have potential at the moment.

>If yiou've gone this fat and haven't achieved what you want

Well, I haven't, but I am significantly closer than I ever have been, the changes I've made to myself have indeed changed a lot. I started out as a kissless viring, now I've made out several times, and one girl has even explicitely said we'll have sex next time we meet. It would be ridiculous in my sitation to just suddenly cave in and buy a hooker, risking legal and social repercussions

See, I don't really see that as that big a problem so long as she's clean

>one girl has even explicitly said we'll have sex next time we meet

I guess. All the slut hate on Veeky Forums really got to me since I can't think for myself. Everyone of my real life friends says the same that 10-20 is the actual normal these days.

One needs to take what fit says with a grain of salt. My best relationship was when I'd only been with 3 girls yet she'd been with 15 guys. It's a tough pill to swallow at first but then you realize the number doesn't matter

>day 8096
>still no gf
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MYYY-

Dont listen to the sluthate on Veeky Forums
Girls get tons of offers for sex, i dont think any guy realize exactly how many offers they actually are getting so its not strange for a girl to act on these if she wants to have sex

7,000 in a week feelsbadman.

How should I celebrate?

Let me just leave this here, you'll thank me later

youtube.com/watch?v=kVB3ypWVu14

This feel truly is the worst of all.

as some people in the thread have correctly pointed out, losing your virginity means shit, as you can just buy a hooker.
Getting a real gf and not a slut, now that's where the magic is.
8353 days here

I'll be you in three days

>one girl has even explicitely said we'll have sex next time we meet.

I hope this works out for you, but I have been in similar situations more than once, and I'm pretty sure she will flake.

However, if you have at least mde out several times with several girls, you're probably better than most autists in this thread, and only need to work on transitioning to the next step to lose your v-card.

Good luck

You're right bros.

after i started nofap, there's nothing to do, except lift, work

i quit drinking too, so i sit at home every night in the midwest, sending messages on dating sites, never getting replies

ill just keep lifting, but why

Lost my virginity at 21 too, folks. Don't stress over it, there's no point of no return, despite what some may tell you.

>tfw you're constantly catching feels for every girl that shows you attention.

Get some hobbies maybe. Best would be some social shit, which requires you to be in shape

>tfw 10022 days kissless hugless handheldless virgin

Not even your mother hugged you, kissed, you, nor did your parents/older siblings ever hold your hands when you first started to learn to walk?

Hell yeah this gives me more motivation.

>game can sometimes work (at 10:50)
so it's good to learn at least a little of it? Like what?

No. I don't come from a family of touchy faggots.

Please don't murder her husband and kids freaky loner guy

You know you're supposed to swipe right, right?

When you have no friends, who do you talk to?

>Tfw too ugly for online dating and going to bars alone, also too short, poor and socially retarded

coming up on 9000 days next week

how am i supposed to do that if she blocked me though

>When you have no friends, who do you talk to?
girls

>too ugly
>poor
>socially retarded

All these can be made better by working on them for many years. Or are you too lazy too?

Where do i meet these girls?

they're literally everywhere. EXCEPT your room. so

8000 here

Feels weird man

This is worse than no gf, believe me. It's why I went full 2D.

>Day 9535

JUST

what did you do to her you creep

My gf has been with three guys and I had an issue with it

Thanks for making me feel better

>tfw day 1053 of gf

...

Day 48 she was a narcissist tho glad I got out when I did

>tfw really like 3 girls at my uni
>tfw they are all gfs of my mates
>tfw even if they break up i wouldnt try anything because id rather have my bros than some sloot

>boohoo

Nigger, she talks about how she loves to get her ass eaten on public tweets.

Trashy as all fuck, but by all means girls like that are only good for pump and dump.

Sluthate matters user, not good for long term relationships.

I mean longterm like pushing 10 years and further.

Get a new number just to stalk her
Post her twitter or pics.

This is smart. Don't mess with a friend ex. See if they have friends though. Get yourself hooked up.