ITT: times we felt alpha as fuck

ITT: times we felt alpha as fuck
>be 19 years old
>currently "making it"
>going out clubbing for bestfriends gf b'day
>her 22 year old brother and his gf is coming with a bunch of other friends
>gettotheclub.jpg
>take off jacket to start dancing
>reveal my fucking gains
>startdancing.png
>can't help noticing she keeps checking me out/slapping my ass
>thinking I must be autistic
>"s-shes just being friendly user"
>fuck this
>decidetomanup.mp3
>give her qt fuccboi eyebrow raise and leave to go sit down by myself
Cont.

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I smiled at the cashier at the 711 today

When you don't prewrite

Fell for the b8.
Guys, don't give him (You)'s

faggot

OK.... Go on

cant take the risk

>sit down
>can see the brothers gf's head walking towards me
>what the fuck
>she sits down next to me
>"S-SHES JUST BEING NICE"
>before I can say anything autistic to her the brother comes over and literally sits right between us
>completesilence.mp4
>can hear qt bro gf huff and puff across the sofa
>she leaves
>"hey user can you stay away from qt3.14 gf?"
>tell him to fuck off
>walk away
>can see the gf at the bar with other girls right ahead
>slap her ass
>my best friends gf and her brother fucking hate me now hehe

Give me my fucking (You) I'm alpha now

Nice autism

This thread is fucking cancer and I hope you die.

IS THAT MY BOY MOTHERFUCKING TYLER ALPHA TYLER1 ??

Youre a retard

Sorry here you go

TYLER FUCKING ONE!

Go away user's best friend's gf's brother

hehe

Your just acting like a prick. they'll probably kick the shit out of you if they catch you alone.

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Tyler reps 225 lbs for 33. My working set is 225 3x8 and I dont think I could do 135 lbs for 33 reps. How to build muscle endurance?

Forgot link
twitter.com/lol_tyler1/status/752637918611533824

>at an EDM/Trap Show last night
>came with girl im trying to fuck and a couple friends
> mid set some random 6/10 white girl starts making conversation
>use this opportunity
> we get to talking, she's being flirty, asking if i want a massage and to meet her friends and dance with them
> im just crossed and not really into her
>make sure girl im trying to fuck is close enough sees the entire conversation
> 15 minutes into us talking I tell her Im with friends and turn her down
> girl im trying to fuck hit me up this morning making conversation & she invites me to go rock climbing with her.
women are predictable

You're just a dick m8. why would you flirt with your brother's girlfriend you low piece of shit.